After a long long time KJ and Robby the Lifeguard discuss the oncoming civil war and if they're psychologically ready for cannabilism.

Sh*t Beards Podcast

Get Ready To Eat People

In the future, everyone will get their own N-word, not just every minority group, every single person. For example, "Bob" is the N-word for Robby the Lifeguards, etc. 

Your Own Personal N-Word

Kj and Robby the Lifeguard talk about white guilt, Russian troll agents, and why it's okay for white people to do asian voices. Also Robby the lifeguard says the word "like" 71 times a minute on average. 

We Will Never Stop Doing Chinese Voices

Jamie joins the Sh*tbeards for more raging. We watch Chris D' Elia choke on his own bullshit as well as Georgeefloydssporno and do some improv sketches.

Don't Defund US!

RANT ALERT RANT ALERT. KJ and Robby the Lifeguard (mostly Robby) rage for 3 hours about current times. 

A Sh*tty Podcast for Sh*tty Times

KJ and Robby the Lifeguard try recording remotely.

Remote Episode

The End is nigh!  Buy tuna and toilet paper while you still can! KJ and Robby the Lifeguard talk about the shi*tshow that is America and the world right now. Stay Safe Or Whatever!!!

!!!QUARANTINE!!!

KJ and Robby have a falling out. The Sh*tbeards may never be the same.

2 Per Diems!

We Announce the first ever Sh*tbeard Cage Fight between KJ and Robby the Lifeguard

Greasy Gumby v.s. Power Top

We go up to Philly to hang out and do a little improv with stand up comedian Paul Stamegna. 

Paul Stags is a Steel Penis

Robby and Kj reminisce about their holidays and their new years resolutions. 

Don't Bring A Fork Into the Pentagon.

Robby the Lifeguard angrily rants like a talking chipmunk for damn near 2 hours. 

Robby the Lifeguard had a bad date

Number One. The Mandalorian sucks along with everything else KJ likes! Number Two.  Sylvestor Stallone made a softcore porn! Number Three.  A kid tries to buy an assault weapon!

It Doesn't Matter!

My favorite episode so far (this is Robby). This is a long one, so if you can only listen to part, the party picks up at 1:30. If not, enjoy the show. If you like our podcast please share with others!

Another Party with Jamie

At the pure expense of their own freedom, KJ and Robby reminisce on the heinous crimes they committed together when faced with the ultimate public freakout situation; talking loudly at the movie theater.  

Shut The F%@(@$K Up B&tch

Improvisational comedy podcast. Hosted by Kj Gantt & Robby The Life Guard with Special Guests.

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