Join an obese existentialist and a gray haired lecher to tackle all the world's problems.  Chris may have lost his bull status because the cuck is mad at him.  The guys discuss what Michael Phelp's butthole looks like.  Keep your mask because Covid is apparently back.  Chris thinks looking at voyeur porn isn't creepy and Jason thinks that he supports criminal sex acts.  Joey Votto still bangs.  New York has a creeper governor.  The guys agree that you should never eat out a hooker.  All that and a tiny bit more.  Shave your grandma's initials in your pubes to let her know you've been thinking about her and then join us for another week of the most important stuff ever.  

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Shut Up Cincinnati - Episode 87

Join a plump peckerhead and a fossilized philanderer to delve into all the important things in the world.  Chris thinks Jason is too picky when calling a "craps game" while Jason wonders why Chris is into Grandmas.  Should men proudly get liposuction and expect the rest of us to not give them a hard time for it?   Both guys take a hard stance against straight men piercing their nipples.  Chris is going to have a lady friend bleach his butthole.  Jason hates people that care what Cleveland calls their crappy baseball team.  Both men agree that Jeff Bezos is an a$$hole.  All that and a bag of chips.  Stop frolicking in your garden and join us for another week of solving world issues and laughing at farts.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 86

Join a doughy derelict and an antique Casanova to discuss all the hot issues going on in the world.  We lost a legend in Biz Markie but Jason padded his lead with another 43 points in the Shut Up Cincinnati 2021 Death Pool.  Chris gets angry at Jason for laughing at people making of fun of him in a group chat.   Are drug dealers trying to kill off their clientele or they just too dumb to put the proper amount of fentanyl in their junk?  Chris thinks Jason is bi-curious because he takes long poops.  Chris tells us his new favorite porn category is "blindfolder switch-a-roo" videos and Jason wonders if that is just rape porn.  All that and much more.  Do 14 push ups wearing your favorite ear muffs and then take them off shortly after so you can listen to the new red hot episode of Shut Up Cincinnati.  Enjoy, Buttercups.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 85

Join someones's elderly uncle and a chunky Camry owner for another week of mindless gobbledygook.  Conor Mcgregor's tibia betrayed him and thinks Dustin Poirier's wife is a ho but still got his ass kicked in the actual fight.  The Phoenix Sun's have had the luckiest run to an NBA championship ever but Chris is still allowed to fanboy out since it's his hometown team.  We discuss using poopsenders.com to deliver someone some gorilla poop.  Only a$$holes use their own tire pressure gages at the gas station.  Jason wonders if transgender women have to see a gynecologist after surgery.  All that and some other crap.  Take out your tampon and hang it on the ceiling fan, things are getting weird and I'm inviting you to jump in the fun house.  Listen while you vacuum or while giving your local Walmart greeter an over the pants handie, we don't judge here.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 84

Join a couple of knuckle heads and a Whoopi to discuss the world's most important topics.  Bill Cosby is on the loose and possibly filming an episode of Naked and Afraid?  Sha'Carri Richardson loves the weed but Jason hates her nails.  No one is surprised that Trevor Bauer is into rough sex.  Whoopi has questions about our urine streams.  We decide if blowing another guy is gay if it is done in a heroic matter.  All that and some other crap.  Listen or suck.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 83 w/ Whoopi

The guys are joined by Brown county's own, Miss Sam.  Chris gets the crap shocked out of him while trying to simulate labor pain with a tens unit.  We talk about men who become gynecologists and how women prepare for their appointment.  Chris hates weekend warriors that drive motorcycles dressed as if they were in a biker gang.  Jason hates people who wear cowboy hats to country concerts.  El Guerrero Gordo stops by to update us on his journey to kill Chris.  Buckle your shoes and pull up the tube socks, it's time for another week of world saving conversations.  Tune in or let your family down.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 82 w/Sam

Join your local tubby pecker-head and aging butt eater to another conversation about nothing.  Man kills his own kid after the son found pictures of the oldman dressed in panties and eating poop out of a diaper but which part makes him the weirdest?  Chris tells us about old porn where a lady uses an eel as a double sided donger to bang herself and then cooks the eel and poops on it.  I swear this isn't a theme.  The guys make an attempt to discuss the trans weightlifter controversary without sounding like a couple of idiots.  Jason takes over the Would You Rather segment with a mouth full of dirty fingernails and a porcupine vagina being offered up.  All that and much more.  Grab a snack, fatty, and join us.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 81

Join the local pudgy putz and ancient analigist to discuss all types of ill sh!t.  Chris doesn't feel like humping recently.  Jason hates Burger King.  Ex-coworker and local moron gets national exposure for being a loser fighting over a foul ball.  Nate Diaz wins any fight to the death.   Jason backs her girl, Ilhan, but then the guys probably sound like idiots talking about Muslims.  Chris bought a penis pump but is scared to use it.  Can you flick the bean of a cicada?  All that and much more.  Stop snorting arsenic and join us for another week of world saving conversation.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 80

Join a fat doofus and an old pervert for a chat about nothing.  Join the guys to learn how to ask for a lady to feltch them in Poland and how to politely ask to eat butt in the Ukraine.  Logan Paul can take a punch and Floyd Mayweather can make a paycheck.  Jason likes cicadas but looks like a lunatic puss when cicadas land on him while mowing the grass because he thinks they're bees.  Chris would let a homeless person glue their pubes to his face if it meant that he could bang a "10".   Jason hates the homeless but wouldn't shoot them with a bb gun.  Chris gets called old at work by a young attractive lady and it crushes his soul.  All that and much more this week on Shut Up Cincinnati!  Pull the buttplug out of your ass, sit back, and enjoy another week of mindless drivel.  Enjoy, peckerheads.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 79

Join your friendly dolts in another important conversation.  Chris is stalking hot dudes at the grocery store.  Jason hates Poland.  Chris can't get off work for an orgy.   The Undertaker swings by to drop a promo on El Gordo Guerrero.  All that and much more.  Pick up all your stiff socks before the dog eats your old load and join us for another week of whatever.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Episode 78

Join your local window lickers to chat about stuff no one cares about.  Chris is a master farter but still has El Gordo Guerrero hot on his trail.  Marchette stops by to harass the listeners.  Our friend, Sam, stops by to give a woman's perspective on our bullshit.  Much more happens but I'm tired so I'm not writing anymore.  Eat a turd but afterwards, listen.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 77

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 76

Join your pals for another quick detour to the gutter.  Chris is threatened by a luchador.  Trevor Lawrence looks dumb.  Whichever Paul brother that is fighting Mayweather is going to get butchered.  Upon invite, do you just go for a fisting or do you face trepidation beforehand.  Chris apologizes for peeing on a lady in Arizona.   Will Biden's ban on methols backfire?  GP69 may or may not use a magnifying glass to look at buttholes.  All that and much more.  Put down your grandma's panties and tune in for another week of blabber.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 75

Join your local degenerates to discuss all this weeks hot button issues.  Why does Jason's predictive text suggests "dead girls"?  Who is more bald, Chris or Jason?  Jason's catches his older dog licking the puppies butt.  Nancy Pelosi and Mark Davis are both @$$holes.  All that and much more.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 74

Join the guys to discuss all the hot button issues of the week.  Who will the Bengals pick in the first round and why does Trevor Lawrence looks so stupid?  A moment of silence is observed for the passing of Bernie Madoff.  Jason tells you how to make magic butter.  Jury duty is for dorks.  Chris's life as bull is coming to an end as the cuck moves away, will he enter the world of internet hookups?  Getting your butt ate out is the sexual version of seeing God.  The vaccines suck but not as bad as getting covid did.  All that and much more on another fantastic episode Shut Up Cincinnati.  If you don't watch or listen, your mother will get anal warts.  

Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 73

2 degenerates from Cincinnati talking crap about whatever weird stuff they want to talk about in the moment.

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