Take one last, severely belated look at the season with Meg and Piper! We share our fave moments from the 2017-18 season, and let you know what to expect for the off-season!

Take one last, severely belated look at the season with Meg and Piper! We share our fave moments from the 2017-18 season, and let you know what to expect for the off-season!

Shut Yer Five Hole Hockey Talk

Season 2 Finale

This week, Meg and Piper discuss round 2 of the playoffs, pro hockey "where are they now" stories, and more!

This week, Meg and Piper discuss round 2 of the playoffs, pro hockey "where are they now" stories, and more! 

Ask Your Doctor

It's Stanley Cup Playoffs, and you know what that means! Misery, complaining, and more misery. We try to figure out why Snoop Dogg is teaching us about hockey, analyze the Vegas Golden Knights' dramatic game 1 intro, and generally just get upset about things.

It's Stanley Cup Playoffs, and you know what that means! Misery, complaining, and more misery. We try to figure out why Snoop Dogg is teaching us about hockey, analyze the Vegas Golden Knights' dramatic game 1 intro, and generally just get upset about things.

Playoffs Baby

Piper is back again, podcasting from Vietnam! We get stoked on backup goalies and NHL rivalries, simultaneously diss and tip our hats to the Vegas Golden Knights, and ask the question: why can't hockey players button their shirts right?

Piper is back again, podcasting from Vietnam! We get stoked on backup goalies and NHL rivalries, simultaneously diss and tip our hats to the Vegas Golden Knights, and ask the question: why can't hockey players button their shirts right?

Emergency Backup Podcast

This week, while Piper is away having cool adventures and eating delicious noodles, Meg is joined by special guest host and good pal Lee! We get to know Lee, complain about the standings (wtf Golden Knights?), and subject Lee to a Quebec-themed quiz!

This week, while Piper is away having cool adventures and eating delicious noodles, Meg is joined by special guest host and good pal Lee! We get to know Lee, complain about the standings (wtf Golden Knights?), and subject Lee to a Quebec-themed quiz!

A Quebec Quandary

We're back! With a rundown of Meg's errant health, reactions from the Olympics, a trade rant, Moms! and more.

We're back! With a rundown of Meg's errant health, reactions from the Olympics, a trade rant, Moms! and more. 

Back from the Dead

This week we tackle our best and worst of the All-Star Game, bid farewell to a hockey legend, and pitch our million-dollar hockey ideas to the BBC. Also, Piper almost died recently and she tells us about it!

This week we tackle our best and worst of the All-Star Game, bid farewell to a hockey legend, and pitch our million-dollar hockey ideas to the BBC. Also, Piper almost died recently and she tells us about it!

Jaromir Jägermeister

We're back and better than ever, with our most professional and put-together episode to date! Tune in for 2018 predictions, a lesson on now defunct hockey teams, an embarrassing game (for everyone), and Shut Yer Five Hole's official stance on the Iowa Wild's mechanical bull situation.

We're back and better than ever, with our most professional and put-together episode to date! Tune in for 2018 predictions, a lesson on now defunct hockey teams, an embarrassing game (for everyone), and Shut Yer Five Hole's official stance on the Iowa Wild's mechanical bull situation.

Mechanical Bull Debacle

In this, the last episode of 2017, we harshly judge this year's NHL holiday videos and share our best and worst moments of 2017 in hockey!

In this, the last episode of 2017, we harshly judge this year's NHL holiday videos and share our best and worst moments of 2017 in hockey!

Predatory Billet Mom

Meg and Piper disagree on an unprecedented number of things! Meg actually does okay on this week's quiz! We get stoked on Seattle, share our hockey holiday gift giving tips, and other nonsense!

Meg and Piper disagree on an unprecedented number of things! Meg actually does okay on this week's quiz! We get stoked on Seattle, share our hockey holiday gift giving tips, and other nonsense!

Happy All of the Holidays

Piper gets on her soapbox about negativity in the media and hockey players as... real people? We do that hockey with Chance the Rapper's SNL sketch, Professor Piper gives us the 411 on the Blues, and there's a quiz about some obscure league called the ECHL.

Piper gets on her soapbox about negativity in the media and hockey players as... real people? We do that hockey with Chance the Rapper's SNL sketch, Professor Piper gives us the 411 on the Blues, and there's a quiz about some obscure league called the ECHL.

Skjei

Are you sick of hearing about that crazy Duchene trade yet? Yes? Well too bad, because buckle up for Meg & Piper opinions. Then we meet infant baby Chu-Ouellette, weigh in on our heated "hockey fights" debate, and welcome a special guest on the show! Diva is visiting to share her deep well of knowledge on Evgeni Malkin, & very important hot takes on women's hockey!

Are you sick of hearing about that crazy Duchene trade yet? Yes? Well too bad, because buckle up for Meg & Piper opinions. Then we meet infant baby Chu-Ouellette, weigh in on our heated "hockey fights" debate, and welcome a special guest on the show! Diva is visiting to share her deep well of knowledge on Evgeni Malkin, & very important hot takes on women's hockey!

Choulette is Born

It's our spooky Halloween episode, airing on November 2nd! Close enough. We talk spooky NHL costumes, the spooky Mexican Hockey League, the Arizona Coyotes finally winning a spooky game, and spooky bromance! It's spooooky.

It's our spooky Halloween episode, airing on November 2nd! Close enough. We talk spooky NHL costumes, the spooky Mexican Hockey League, the Arizona Coyotes finally winning a spooky game, and spooky bromance! It's spooooky.

Spooky Porn

Record-breaking hat tricks! Marc-Andre McFlurry and the Vegas Golden Knights! The villainous KHL Red Army! Mascot abs! Meg and Piper are here to bring you everything you could possibly want from the second episode of the second season.

Record-breaking hat tricks! Marc-Andre McFlurry and the Vegas Golden Knights! The villainous KHL Red Army! Mascot abs! Meg and Piper are here to bring you everything you could possibly want from the second episode of the second season.

Hat Tracks

We're back for the regular season! We warm up with a quiz, share what we missed the most about hockey, and make carefully researched predictions about the 2017-18 season.

We're back for the regular season! We warm up with a quiz, share what we missed the most about hockey, and make carefully researched predictions about the 2017-18 season.

Double Sin Bin

Serious sports analysts Meg and Piper dive into the heart of hockey, sharing feelings-based commentary and discussing the latest in hockey news! Spoiler: they're not serious, nor are they sports analysts. They just really, really love hockey. New episodes every other Thursday!

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