While Bobby is planning to go live in Spain, Beth makes financial progress:  she now has a credit card and a credit score above 310. Season 2 will reveal if Renato stayed on the podcast or if he quit due to having to do all the work and the least talking. Bobby also threatened to quit.  So will the next season be called "Significant Mother, In Her Own Words"?  Stay tuned!

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Season Finale

When decluttering Beth's closet, we learned that cuntiness and change have two things in common: Both start with a C, and both never expire.

The Decluttering Episode

Bobby is on a date, Beth is in the closet and Renato is expecting a delivery.

The weird things we do during a pandemic

This is the BEST not so good episode ever!   Check it out before we run out of things to say!

Is COVID gonna kill this podcast? Or make it stronger?

No longer interested in living Spain but with no way to fly back home, Bobby is now interested in moving to Maine. Or Wayne. We're not sure.

Where should we all move?

Bobby decides to live in Spain and buy an amazing piece of property there. Interestingly, his plan does not include paying for it.  Plus: how to ruin an art exhibit and why we almost got rid of "the woman".

How to live in Spain, for free

In this episode, which was the last one we recorded face to face before the covid hit the fan, we discuss a range of topics with our sister-niece-daughter.

Life was good and we didn't know it

Our friend Leola joins us from the front lines at the deli counter of the Piggly Wiggly as ham is flying off the shelves due to a religious holiday.

How to get a kidney

Beth's sister Holly entertains us with a virtual visit from her home in Maryland.  She has a few opinions to share about things.

Aunt Holly

Our friend Paul joins us from lockdown in Washington, DC to discuss multiple aspects of our cray. Miraculously the safe word was never used.

Another Socially Distant Episode

No, we did not have Fran Drescher on, but we did have our very own nanny, stand-up comedienne Margaret Dodge, who joins us from L.A. and discusses what it is like to move from NY to Cali.

The Nanny

Jeff Fenton, the Canadian we met in Mendoza, Argentina, joins us from his living room in Toronto and reveals his first impressions about us. 

The Random Guy from Canada We Met in Argentina

In our first socially distant episode:  Bobby is still stuck in Spain (but does not seem to care), and our friend Ingrid reveals how to stay in the Hamptons for free. 

The Socially Distant Episode

Bobby gets distracted when telling a story about getting distracted and we learn what happens to male chickens.

The Fate of Male Chickens

This is the episode where we had nothing to talk about but that's never stopped us from talking for an hour.

The one with no title

Author Robert Landon, ex-stepmother/roomie Beth Zetlin and bestie Renato Pinto explore Beth's dire finances, Renato's beeraholism, and Robert's judgy double standards.

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