After years of the Game of Thrones cultural phenomenon taking hold of America's neck and squeezing it into submission, Debbie finally dips a toe into the GoT pool and promptly dives right in, never to be seen again. PJ channels his best Khaleesi with a boxed color platinum. Plus Debbie and PJ have an announcement about Slapped so be sure to listen to the end for what's to come. Don your shiniest chest shield, grab your sword and come hang out with us, for winter is coming!

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Game of Thrones and a Fond Farewell

A barred Roseanne, prison reform thanks to Kim Kardashian, Meghan Markle's wrinkled wedding gown and Harvey Weinstein's indicted ass...we are cruising down Tragedy Highway with wild abandon. But watch out...we're changing lanes to rejoice HBO's The Tale, Mac Highlighter and Timothee Chalamet in Ladybird. Pop it into cruise control and come hang out with us!

Tragedy Highway

Espirit, Laser Discs, Ricky Schroeder, Sticker Collections...we are Bob Fosse-ing our way down memory lane of the greatest era that ever existed. The 80s! Load up your frothy glass and your bedazzle gun and come hang out with us!

Today's Temp Will Be in the 80s

The quirky characters we've encountered in retail stores has lead to getting more than what we've paid for. Plus a determined wasp takes residence in PJ's screened in porch while Debbie takes residence in her local liquor store buyer's ear to ensure he maintains his White Claw inventory now that they are advertising on Bravo. Crack a cold, crisp one and come hang out with us! 

At Your Service

Donald Glover for President! Praising the artistic genius of his incomparable song and video THIS IS AMERICA and the creeptastic ATLANTA episode entitled "Teddy Perkins". Plus, getting caught littering and stealing because hey, that too is America. Spring has finally sprung y'all. Come hang out with us!

This Is America

A Sister Wives marathon on TLC leads to an unsuccessful attempt at explaining polygamy to a 13 year old. Plus March For Our Lives and our outrage over gun control. Drop your gun, grab one of your wives and come hang out with us!

Me Happy

Have you ever found yourself oddly attracted to a somewhat unconventionally attractive person? That's what we call "dirty hot". John Cena, Michael Avenatti, Chris Cuomo, Jared Harris, Steve Carell...we're not always in agreement on who's considered to be a dirty hot and who's just plain hot. Plus the dirty details about TLC's Dr. Pimple Popper and My 600 Lb. Life. And our peaked curiosity over the life of a professional fluffer. Choose to get hot and dirty and come hang out with us!    

Dirty Hot

A twerk class, a heterosexual hook-up at a gay bar, baked Alaska and shots fired in a pizza parlor. Just a few of the many shenanigans that went down during a trip to New Orleans to celebrate a friend's 40th. This said friend's nickname is RAGE. Are you surprised? Well don't be and come hang out with us!

Twerkin' It & Jerkin' It in NOLA

It's Spring Break y'all. So while we're delayed in getting our next episode posted, we are gifting you with a compilation of PJ's overuse of certain terminology. Note: this compilation was pulled from one hour-long recording session. No repeats. Just straight up PJ, valley girling it in the raw. Soooo liiiiiiike, enjoy.

So Like...BONUS MINI-SODE

Due to an extremely frustrating trip to Maplewood, PJ hangs up on Debbie during an active phone conversation. But as best betches always do, they talk it out, air it out and hug it out. Get in on this hug and come hang out with us!

He Hung Up On Her

A surreal business meeting with Martha Stewart has us breaking down all-things Martha: her creation of the color "grey-eige" to the star-turning performance of Cybill Shepherd in MARTHA INC. and the best SNL sketch of all time, Ana Gasteyer playing Martha in her annual holiday special...topless. Plus we are mourning the loss of the made-for-TV-movie. Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? Yes you may, so come hang out with us!

Martha, Martha, Martha

Is the power back on in Puerto Rico? Are the California fires out? Were the African girls found? With the news cycle being a daily frenzy, the media blows a door wide open but never seems to close it. It's been months since Hurricane Maria and there are many still without power and vital supplies. Please go to www.PuertoRicoNow.org - make a donation, order a t-shirt, take a selfie and post with #puertoriconow. This is a civilian movement targeted to help those still in dire need in Puerto Rico.  And as positive and charitable as that sounds, please forgive us as we unintentionally go down a gross and crass path. Brace yourselves and come hang out with us!

Puerto Rico and Other Lost Headlines

We're having a friendly kiki and catching up. Tabitha Coffey, The Handmaid's Tale, Big Little Lies 2, The Crown 2, Olympic ice skating with commentary by Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir and the triumphant return of PJ's singed hair.  Lock the door, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine and come hang out with us!

A Kiki Catch Up

A silence-only spa retreat is a real head-scratcher when the only people not partaking in the silence are the staff. Also not silent? Fergie and Cardi B. Take out your ear plugs and come hang out with us!

Silence Only

Both as sellers and buyers, we have endured some trying times. Debbie went head to head on Facebook Swap and PJ went toe to toe with the Jack LaLanne of murphy beds. But not all hope is lost in sales. We're also celebrating amazing experiences with Wayfair, Home Goods and Verizon. Pack your credit cards and come hang out with us!

Sales Fails

Get SLAPPED by Debbie DeMontreux & PJ Mehaffey, best friends podcasting from the bowels of Debbie's walk-in closet in suburban New Jersey. They've been making each other laugh for over a decade and thought it was high time they share their silliness with y'all. PJ is a sasspot with dyed platinum hair and a sharp talent for interior decorating. Debbie is an extreme couponer who loves a stiff cocktail and a great manicured nail. Their stories and shenanigans are sure to BACKSLAP you.

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