One man's thirst for blood could not be quenched by any mortal force. Monarchs feared and respected him. He could deliver death in 15 minutes or your money back. We are, of course, talking about Leonardo Da Vinci. Join Britt and Drew for lethal circus tents, Blades Go Spinny, catapult curiosity, and a treatise on cereal marshmallows. Timestamps: 00:24 - Intro 01:02 - Trash Begets Trash 22:15 - Untitled Segment 25:16 - Drew's Snack Corner 31:46 - Wrap-Up 

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Episode 065 - Ballista Chutzpah

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...a horrible gaping maw on a smooth silver face? Fear not, citizens, for our Pepsiman episode has arrived to quench your thirst! ...for dumb jokes! Join Britt and Drew for SCP mascots, Thirst-Homing, lemon balaclavas, and a fast food battle royale. Timestamps: 00:25 - Intro 00:50 - Trash Begets Trash 36:37 - Untitled Segment 40:37 - Drew's Snack Corner 45:52 - Wrap-Up 

Episode 064 - Continually Reconstituting Pool of Josta

 We've finally done it. A creation of humanity so deep and complex that it needed an entire episode to itself. That's right -- it's time to talk about the 1988 masterpiece Mac and Me. Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Alex for Too Many Vacuums, delicious Coca-Cola, and intellectual property theft. Timestamps: 00:26 - Intro 01:00 - Trash Begets Trash 38:17 - Untitled Segment 42:39 - Drew's Snack Corner 47:09 - Wrap-Up Links: King Me!  My Chemical Romance - "Helena"  

Episode 063 - A Non-Euclidean Movie

Welcome to King Burger, where you can have it your way, but don't get crazy and jump out of leaf piles at innocent people! The Burger King decided to ignore this advice in his hit 2006 video game Sneak King, and we're here to give you all the unsettling deets. Followed by the surprise TBT appearance of a mysterious merch site! Join Britt and Drew for bad McDonald's songs, highly specific Burger King IP guidelines, mascot chest hair, and Britt's darkest secret. Timestamps: 00:25 - Intro, Invention Q&A 09:08 - Trash Begets Trash 1 34:17 - Trash Begets Trash 2 45:32 - Untitled Segment 51:50 - Drew's Snack Corner 58:20 - Wrap-Up Trash Begets Trash: Sneak King The Taco Bell Taco Shop Links: The Noid on Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia Sneak King Sawmill Any% WR Speedrun 

Episode 062 - Little Caesars Dress Code

Do you like to tickle the ivories, lay down beats, or slappa de bass? Well, what if your instrument was made of rock, fire, or the eldritch moans of the damned? Live your specific symphonic fantasies on this week's episode of Contrivance! Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Camron Clawson of WWFL and Players Guild for an ARG about finding our old a capella group, cave murder, and Dylan's Subaru. Timestamps 00:52 - Intro, Invention Q&A 04:30 - Trash Begets Trash 1 18:21 - Trash Begets Trash 2 26:14 - Trash Begets Trash 3 (ft. Camron Clawson) 44:05 - Untitled Segment 49:36 - Drew's Snack Corner 56:11 - Wrap-Up Inventions Great Stalacpipe Organ (video) Pyrophone (video) Hyperbass Flute Other Cool Stuff Cam's podcast WWFL Bassbuzz Ted the Caver 

Episode 061 - Eating Mr. Bean

Capitalism infects-- er, supports every aspect of society these days, including our precious internet! In honor of this week's amazing guests, Sarah and Talon from Craigsistential Crisis, we window-shop for a Craigslist competitor. Join us for a thorough browbeating of Aunt Donna, why Canada is better than the US, and the Notification Apocalypse. Timestamps: 00:24 - Intro, Invention Q&A 02:11 - Trash Begets Trash 1 12:33 - Trash Begets Trash 2 20:07 - Trash Begets Trash 3 (ft. Craigsistential Crisis) 46:14 - Untitled Segment 52:22 - Drew's Snack Corner 54:28 - Wrap-Up This week's trash: Facebook Marketplace Kijiji Happn 

Episode 060 - There's No "E" in France

If it's something that everyone needs to do, then there's almost certainly wacky things to "help" you do it, and sleep is no exception. Do not operate heavy machinery while listening to this week's sleepy episode. Join Britt and Drew on an exploration of flowery CBD, HAZMAT sleeping bags, and trying to figure out why white cheddar flavors are always better than regular cheddar. Timestamps: 00:24 - Intro, Invention Q&A 06:50 - Trash Begets Trash 1 15:54 - Trash Begets Trash 2 27:19 - Untitled Segment 33:26 - Drew's Snack Corner 41:27 - Wrap-Up This week's trash: Social CBD's Relax Lavender CBD Vape Pen Sanitizing Sleep Cocoon Other delightful things: Ska Tune Network Zenni Optical 

Episode 059 - The Sleeping Bag of Amontillado

Britt co-produces and plays in a D&D podcast! Check it out, and peep all the cool companion material at playersguildpod.com

FEED DROP - Players Guild (Episode 1)

What marvels has modern technology brought to healthcare? Prosthetic limbs! Pacemakers! EEGs! Yeah, we're not talking about any of those today. Join Britt and Drew for a surgical exploration of...magnets and butt cameras? No insurance required. 00:69 - Intro, Invention Q&A 08:20 - Trash Begets Trash 1 23:05 - Trash Begets Trash 2 32:10 - Untitled Segment 37:13 - Drew's Snack Corner 40:15 - Wrap-Up --- Inventions: 1. 3D Cell Culturing via Magnetic Levitation 2. The Mermaid - Self-Propelled Remote Controlled Endoscopic Pill

Episode 058 - Pizza Sphere

Go listen to hilarious friends of the show, Talon & Sarah! And check out their live show on 3/26!   Copied from their episode description: What’s the worst thing you could overhear in a Golden Corral? Get ready because you’re about to hear it! RE: bad flirting, worse mix CDs, and fast & furious style action!   We know this is a silly comedy show, but we can’t be silent about the anti-Asian hate crimes that are occurring across our country, most recently in Atlanta. We want to bring your attention to a few organizations that are committed to fighting anti-Asian descrimination who you can donate to right now.   https://www.advancingjustice-atlanta.org/donate   https://www.napawf.org/donate     Craigsistential Crisis LIVE! March 26th, 7:30 PM   Twitch.tv/kickstandcomedy     As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to craigcripod@gmail.com.

FEED DROP - Craigsistential Crisis (again)

CONTENT WARNING: descriptions of violence Online dating is tricky. How tricky? Well, not quite as tricky as rocking a rhyme, but when the field is crowded with ghosts, clowns, and Oscar Mayer meat byproducts, it's not easy. Join Britt and Drew for a candlelit dinner with some of the internet's most...interesting dating sites. 00:43 - Intro, Invention Q&A 05:37 - Trash Begets Trash 1 22:15 - Trash Begets Trash 2 36:26 - Untitled Segment 41:16 - Drew's Snack Corner 46:19 - Wrap-Up TBT Stuff: 1.) ghostsingles.com / furrymate.com / uncrate.com/sizzl 2.) clowndating.com

Episode 057 - Don't Download a Ghost

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's also in the eye of the beholder, and it's also truth, I guess? But most importantly, people have sought beauty for a long time, and have done unspeakable things to themselves for it. So unspeakable that we will now talk about them for an hour. This week's special guest is Grim, host of Grim Yells At a Cloud! Check it out here. 00:47 - Intro, Invention Q&A 09:10 - Trash Begets Trash 1 18:45 - Trash Begets Trash 2 28:36 - Trash Begets Trash 3 48:05 - Untitled Segment 53:22 - Drew's Snack Corner 55:48 - Wrap-Up Grim's Twitter Clown egg display case (tag urself) Native Glare Palette from Blended Girl Cosmetics

Episode 056 - Clown Totems

Do you really want to hurt someone, and/or make them cry? Are you tired of week after week of inventions WITHOUT poison accessories and incendiary bats? Well, we'd tell you that this is the episode for you, but frankly, we're a little worried. Consider talking to someone about your feelings. This week's special guest is podcaster and long-time supporter Kelvin, aka TheNoodleDoodler! Check out his D&D podcast "Saga" here. 00:44 - Intro, Invention Q&A 05:18 - Trash Begets Trash 1 17:21 - Trash Begets Trash 2 35:16 - Trash Begets Trash 3 45:01 - Untitled Segment 48:36 - Drew's Snack Corner 55:29 - Wrap-Up Delegated II Conspire

Episode 055 - The Mary Poppins Identity

Did you know that money can be exchanged not just for goods, but for services? The internet has many fanciful ways for you to sink money into intangible things, and this week we'll help you purchase the best lies, moms, and wedding guests the web has to offer. This week's special guest is Lydia Manning from the podcast Spec Script! Check it out here. 00:54 - Intro, Invention Q&A 07:36 - Trash Begets Trash 1 27:33 - Trash Begets Trash 2 38:23 - Trash Begets Trash 3 52:30 - Untitled Segment 58:38 - Drew's Snack Corner 1:01:54 - Wrap-Up Homebrew

Episode 054 - Jesus Would Not Like This

Hair today, gone tomorrow! Hmm. Maybe "not a hair in the world"? Hair apparent? Well, you get it. It's the hair accessories episode. Join Britt and Drew as they locks-on to some classic '90s hairaphernalia in Trash Begets Trash, the most adorable Untitled Segment to date, and a strangely aggressive Drew's Snack Corner. 00:49 - Intro, Invention Q&A 13:00 - Trash Begets Trash 1 24:55 - Trash Begets Trash 2 33:02 - Untitled Segment 42:10 - Drew's Snack Corner 45:00 - Wrap-Up The Two Talking Cats

Episode 053 - House of Leaves, but for Hair

Co-hosts Drew and Britt will deliver bizarre inventions, lots of goofs, and a little dash of sincerity to your ears every other week. Check out our website at snarktankpod.com Our theme song is provided by Dance for the Dying. Check them out on Spotify! Our logo was created by Artetak. Check her out at https://www.artetak.org/

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