Is the pandemic over? James gains weight due to the lockdown. He vaxes his family at great lengths and almost gets exposed. Then he goes to an anti-lockdown rally to listen in to the lunatics and bigots. A local YouTuber details cars and people get off on watching a good-looking man clean. How to tell if someone is on steroids. James can't figure out TikTok and asks for your help. Follow Sneeze on TikTok/@sneezepodcast    

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22. Alexa Woke Me Up to Review a Chocolate Bar

No prep, James just starts talking! Cotton pillow cases, broken bidet, covid vaccine, Victor Lam story, congrats to Lowell Dean on getting the prick, the Impossible Whopper, pandemic malaise.  Nothing fancy today, just James talking. Should he do this every day? sneezeshow@gmail.com @sneezeshow Voice message me - speakpipe.com/sneeze  

A Fighting Chance

James thinks he will get the vaccine soon but his unusual friend Victor Lam (star of "WolfCop" and "Another WolfCop"), who joins him on the show, has already had it! Victor hesitated first. We'll find out why. Plus James is constipated and has to explain what a bidet is to Victor. Then we spin the wheel to create conversation topics just like the old days! James's other comedy podcast "Where Porn Stars Go to Die" tells the fictional story of an over-the-hill porn icon who breaks his penis and has to navigate life in the real world.  LISTEN/FOLLOW Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6dcop1ve2n1tm6CiNtmNau Voice Mail: https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze Email sneezeshow@gmail.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAuA5hq1N17HsJgDz96J9NQ

Victor Vaccine!

The Weeknd's Super Bowl half time show was a big success for James so screw you. But he spend 7% of his own bank account to make it happen because Pepsi was being cheap assholes. A brief overview of the past Super Bowl half time shows including the first one that featured The Three Stooges in 1967. James thinks the crowd of 25 thousand at the game didn't need to be there to make a difference. They could have faked the crowd noise. And what if it rained on the cardboard cut outs. Would the have wilted and died? A studio audience should be vaccinated before everyone else and fly around to all the late night talk shows because James misses laughter. 7 Guillermo Rodriguez from Jimmy Kimmel Live has a drinking problem and isn't enough to provide laughter for the show. James is an elitist but has never eaten babies or drank their blood. If the secret cabals with Bill Gates and George Soros were so secret, how do we know about them? The Tide-to-Go pens are not big enough for James's lifestyle. He needs one as big as one of those jumbo Jiffy markers. And did you know he takes his shirt off to eat a hot dog? Ground Hogs are only right about 37% of the time on Ground Hog Day. Why not reverse the myth so it's accurate? A woman claims her Goop vagina candle exploded in her living room. James does a calculation to come up with the perfect gravity. Christopher Plummer died and only not is everyone calling him a drunk. RIP. Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, came out with a 3 hour movie but that's too long for me to watch. Canadian's care about U.S. politics because if the United States goes authoritarian they'll take over Canada.

It's a Good Time to Be a Vampire During Covid

1. Where Porn Stars Go to Die - Part 1

This is a beta test of James's proposed now storytelling podcast. Please let me how I might make this format work. Thanks. sneezeshow@gmail.com @sneezeshow on Twitter  

2. Where Porn Stars Go to Die - Part 2

James thinks he can sneak into a elderly care home and steal the Covid-19 vaccine from getting injected into an old person.  Gravity is increasing. Introducing a new experimental podcast format from James Whittingham that involves storytelling. 

Stealing the Vaccine from Old People

Santa is battered by 2020 and Christmas needs to be saved! A highly-personal interview with Santa Claus on how the pandemic has affected him personally and his operations at the North Pole. It's so bad he insists on retiring and cancelling Christmas. He's even looking at converting to Judaism.  Topics touched on include elves, Mrs. Claus, infidelity, overdoing Christmas decorating, consumerism, helping the poor and how we should care more about other people.  Santa is convinced to read Twas the Night Before Christmas and gives his behind-the-scenes insights into the classic poem.  Subscribe to our YouTube channel.  Twitter. Not suitable for young children. Feedback: Speakpipe.com/sneezeshow James's other podcast The Clean Energy Show James also stars in The Sabbatical on Prime Video.

SANTA 2020

Follow me on Twitter @SneezeShow ! James remains holed up during a winter storm while Death relentlessly knocks on his door. Covid is everywhere and coming for James at any minute. James thinks about the Israeli Space minister saying aliens exist and are meeting with Americans on Mars. He would really feel hurt if aliens did exist and he's never gotten probed.  James faces his mortality and examines all the things he assumed would happen to him like thwarting a robbery or paddling a kayak during a flood on the evening news. In the end, James decides to answer the door. 

2020 (Part 2) Facing My Covid Fears

Celebrating the Canadian National Day of Podcasting, James reflects on his old podcast, JamesPod and then, in the spirit of that old show, does an audio demonstration of how to use a bidet. Featuring a homage to voice over actor Jay Robertson, The Canadian Podcast Buffet with Mark Blevis and the late Bob Goyetche.  Bidet tip: Use warm water but not for too long or you loosen everything up and an enemy ensues. 

A Tour of My Bidet

2020 has been our Covid year from hell and James continues to be unstable. The Utah Monolith and Denmark minks coming back from the dead seal the deal on this godawful year. 50 million Americans think the U.S. election was stolen but they're not in the streets protesting like they are in Belarus. Why? Because they don't really believe it. They choose to live in a fantasy world. Plus the crazy story when James was trying to fall asleep to the podcast The Feed by Libsyn. Part 2 coming soon.

2020 (Part 1)

Comic James Whittingham stopped podcasting during the pandemic but now he's back to fill you in on everything he did during the summer. His daughter became feral. She it took months and hundreds of dollars to unmatte her hair before school. James lists the things that don't work on his body since he's getting old. Mark auditioned to be side-kick on the show and we play his tape including his recongnition of James's devotion to the bidet. James only learned recently that Robin of Batman and Robin was a kid. How James spent his pandemic: He bought an ebike which gave him the false impression of having super powers. Then he has a near-fatal bike accident, or so he says. The neighbors are really bugging James. One of them is crazy hand has two giant clocks in her front window. And after his new electric snow shovel goes into operation, he finds that snow-blowing yellow snow leads to problems. Yet, he has a idea of what to do with it. An introvert, James likes wearing a mask. In fact, he wants to take it further. James argues that he should be first in line for a vaccine. Well, almost first. New segment: "Tweet or Delete" It's about tweet regret. James reviews his tweets to see if the passage of time has made him embarrassed about them. If so, he'll delete them on the podcast. Subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Contact us on Twitter.

I Know What You Did Last Pandemic

James has had it with the pandemic. The solution? A no holds barred ANGRY rant about everything Covid life gave us.  I've so had it with everything! I can't even feel like I should do a podcast! Fuck book shelves Fuck the Republican Party fuck birthday parties fuck choirs fuck spittle Fuck Pollution Fuck walmart fuck amazon fuck Halloween candy fuck sexism fuck Florida fuck my neighour fuck his Corvette fuck his boredom fuck his lawn mower fuck his lawn fuck his retirement fuck his hat he never wears hat so it must be terrible fuck apple tv plus fuck lysol wipes fuck hand sanitizer fuck hand sanitizer made by your local micro brewery fuck hair fuck my covid mop fuck my hairstylist who is a herd immunity fan fuck herds Fuck cows for burping the planet into oblivion fuck working from home fuck Hollywood for satiating me fuck the mail man where is he? Fuck the amazon delivery person fuck prime day fuck mail in voting fuck circles on the sidewalk fuck six feet fuck grocery stores. It's like a zombie escape room. Fuck doctors fuck my pharmacist fuck the person who delivers my prescription fuck bicycles fuck ebikes fuck zoom fuck skype fuck web cams fuck reporters pathetic homes fuck winter fuck bars fuck millennials fuck contact tracers fuck politicians fuck podcasters, there's more of them now fuck children who can't get sick fuck bleach fuck Americans fuck old ladies who vote based on the candidates smile. Fuck late night tv hosts fuck stephen colbert fuck the nhl fuck carboard cutouts in stands fuck bubbles fuck spiky corona virus graphics fuck saturday night live at home bless saturday night live with an audience fuck kanye west fuck mental illness fuck social distancing fuck aerosols fuck political debates fuck the us postal service fuck uber eats fuck skip the fucking dishes. Fuck food fuck my messy kitchen fuck screens that have taken over my kids fuck distance learning fuck your online passwords fuck the police. Fuck covid songs fuck all lives matter because they don't fuck tear gas fuck lies fuck fox news fuck evangelicals fuck what's her name fuck the supreme court fuck my crush on Kaitlan Collins fuck middle age fuck preexisting conditions fuck makeshift morgues fuck parties fuck cancer fuck obesity fuck walter reid fuck cloudy weather fuck smart phones fuck facebook fuck mark zuckerberg fuck twitter fuck pornography that pretends to be insest, it ruins it for the rest of us. Fuck my bladder fuck my flatulence fuck reality television fuck the pandemic fuck mourning from a distance fuck masks fuck your mask i hate your fucking mask. Fuck people who sew their own mask fuck dollar store masks fuck costco masks fuck branded masks fuck covid fuck disease fuck the same infectiousness disease experts i have watch on cable news over and over. Fuck them that they're young and hot. Fuck their bookcases fuck their dogs running around behind them fuck gardening fuck fresh air fuck 2020 like really go fuck yourself! Fuck sneezing

Fuck the Pandemic

In 2006 I was podcasting live on the moment I said goodbye to my thirties and turned 40. This is my most requested episode all these years later. Due to music rights, only part of the episode can be presented. More Sneeze in July!

JamesPod Throwback to 2006

After not podcasting for 100 days, James invites his friends on the show to talk it out about Covid and quarantine life. We also go deep into working at home, missing not being alone, and racism in Saskatchewan and around the world. It's a departure from my usual show but stick with me. I'll be back next week with an all-new comedy podcast episode. 

James Shakes the Covid Blues with Some Friends

A one-man comedy game show where James Whittingham spins a wheel to determine what he has to talk about next. Sometimes he's forced to snort pepper before continuing! Plus the Celebrity Sneeze of the Week!

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