Black Widow - a badass movie featuring super fighter spy ladies. Why can we not remember anyone's name? Apologies to all. Draco? Melania? Comrade USSR? Arrow guy?How fast do tanks travel? Arm wrestling and tattoos, a combo no one should participate in. Can we discuss how attractive O-T Fagbenle is in this movie? Is he British? How many Black Widows are there? Can we really blame Hawkeye for Natasha's death in End Game? The hair game in this movie is strong. The best Oktoberfest braids ever. No broken noses are needed here - everyone keep your pheromones intact. Now give us the Florence Pugh origin story, please! Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

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Episode 51 - Black Widow

Much like the actual story of Dredd - we are going to keep this one short & sweet.  Don't blink - or you will miss this 90 second recap. Spoiler alert - they are trapped in a building. We are so glad skateboarding is going strong in Dredd's world. Can we come up with a better name for this drug? Slo mo? Lazy writing. How do we get the origin story of Anderson? Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 50 - Dredd

When you find yourself in a shipyard in the middle of the night, you know some $h*t is going down. Welcome to the Punisher. Those kids were twins? Isn't the Punisher normally associated with a city? Not palm trees and Hawaiian shirts? Is there really not a backstory for the logo? Why is Johnny Cash a killer in this movie? That actor is an actual Johhny Cash impersonator, right? Who is the Popeye guy? What did he bring to the story? Why was there such a dramatic reveal of the mom? We are still mad it wasn't Edna Turnblad. Seriously, how does this man not die? Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 49 - The Punisher

We are so excited to watch Wolverine's origin story! Wait..... this isn't an origin story?? Crud..... fine, let's do this (The) Wolverine. What state did they find Logan in? How is Logan communicating with people when he doesn't speak Japanese? Did Logan and Mariko sleep together? How did this move the story ahead? And are we just ignoring that Logan is older than Mariko's grandpa? Is the redhead a mutant? What is attached to Logan's heart? A robot? An alien? A parasite? Clearly, Logan has not dealt with the death of Jean Grey. Shocker - some of these characters are not fully developed. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 48 - The Wolverine

Want a feel-good movie that enjoys its female cast? Yeah, keep flipping past this one. It's time for Watchmen everyone. Over/under on how much the VFX artists enjoyed making a LOT of blue penises? Why is this movie so long? And how was it the shortest version? Do all retired superheroes get together and catch up? How did Rorschach's mask work? Does it reflect his emotions? Kudos to Dr. Manhattan's multi-tasking skills. Mars?!? Really?!? No. Unnecessary. We can all agree that most of their masks are not real masks right? We can still see their faces!! How was there no "kill" button to save Jon Osterman from becoming Dr. Manhattan? The whole experiment was based on electricity - there HAD to be a way to save him. What we could have done in those 2 hours and 43 minutes we wasted. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 47 - Watchmen

Mutant Love triangles.... deception.... the smoking hot Rebecca Romijn..... it must be time for X2: X-Men United! Logan is left in charge of the school - what can possibly go wrong? What is the Ice guy's name? Is it IceMan? Is it that simple? Who is this female wolverine? What animal is she supposed to be? Stryker - the worst dad ever in the history of terrible dads. Wait - weren't there TWO people on that plane that can manipulate water?  How did Jean Grey still die? Wolverine needs a visit from the Queer Eye team. We can all agree Mystique is the hero of this movie right? Raise a glass to Rebecca Romijn's body. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 46 - X2: X-Men United

Fire up your brain machines and your chest lasers friends, It's time for X-Men: Apocalypse. Is this the 3rd X-Men movie? Why are so many of the X-Men blue? Where exactly is Storm from?  Did she always start out as a bad guy? Who is the guy that can move super fast? Why did he not tell Magneto he was his son? Can Olivia Munn please get some character traits? And in all seriousness - what is the main villain's name? We really need name tags. Until next time, we'll meet you all at the Mutant Registrar's office. Find us in all the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 45 - X-Men: Apocalypse

You don't need a cape for this one, let's fly into WW84! Kudos to the hair, makeup, and set dressing departments on this movie. Weirdest live TV station studio ever! Who is Wonder Woman's Dad? Zeus? A Titan? Is WW mortal? Or a hybrid? Pedro Pascal - former successful businessman, or permanent con artist? What is Dr Barbara's comic book character name? Is the airplane always invisible, or does WW make it invisible whenever she gets in? Missing a child in the middle of DC? Just scream his name and he'll find you. Bring on all of the Steve 80s clothing montages, please! Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 44 - WW84

Is everyone ready for Dark Knight?  Head on back to episode 32 because much like most of our comic book knowledge, we were wrong when guessing our next movie. Sharpen your fangs, find your seat with the Vampires of the Round table - let's do this Wesley Snipes! What exactly is a La Magre - a blood god?  And why are we trying to bring it back?  Was this Frost's plan? The hospital where Doctor Karen Hemoglobin works has some heavily armed security guards, be on the lookout everyone. If anyone can explain why Blade's mom is trying to bone him, we will be eternally grateful.  Actually, on second thought, nevermind.  We are ok without that knowledge.  Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 43 - Blade

Welcome back everyone, to another destroyed city.  This time, Seattle is ruined in the movie Chronicle. Meet Andrew, Michael B. Jordan, and Andrew's cousin - the worst influencers ever.  Or, the story of How to become a Sociopath 101. One failed blowjob and it all goes to hell. What exactly gave them their superpowers?  Was it left by aliens?  Was it always buried in the ground? What was Michael B. Jordan's character name? If it wasn't for MBJ, this movie would get a much lower rating from us.  He just gets sexier and sexier with age.  Let's all go to Tibet - or some weird green screen that's probably located in Canada.

Episode 42 - Chronicle

It is finally time....   Sam Heughan on the big screen!  And by that I mean we finally saw Bloodshot from the safety of our homes. All violence, no consequences....  What's more believable?  An American soldier who died in combat is sold for science purposes, or that the same soldier is then remade with tiny robots?     Why is Jamie Fraser so mad?  And mean? And where is his accent?  Isn't this an international movie?   Why are Jamie and the blind guy loyal to Guy Pearce?  Are they not aware they are just murdering people at this point?    Damn Gina! How fast do you move in 5 years?     Bloodshot - the best VFX reel in the industry. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email 

Episode 41 - Bloodshot

Shaq, Sparkey, and Judd Nelson walk into a bar.....  Unfortunately, all they are serving are faulty military weapons and wheelchairs with machine guns.  Welcome to the movie Steel.    How do we know it's 1997?  Shaq has a babyface, Ray J doesn't have a sex tape, and E-Commerce is still a thing of the future. How exactly are Big Willie & Judd Nelson friends?  And how is a shady arcade business still in operation? How does NO ONE realize who Steel is? Eat the hot dog, don't be the hot dog everyone. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 40 - Steel

Welcome to another socially distanced episode.  So glad we still like our apartments. Are you ready for some "bad devil stuff" - here comes Spawn. Worst title sequence ever. Why does the Devil look like a muppet? Will Spawn ever see his wife again?  That lady who had no issues marrying his best friend the second he was gone.... WTF is with this clown? Why do we do this to ourselves?  This was not worth the collective $5 we spent on this movie. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 39 - Spawn

Welcome to episode 38, Kick-Ass 2 where we wonder how we get an hour and 45 minutes of our life back.   This crew has the worst names in the history of superheroes. What is going on with all of Chloe Grace Moretz's wigs? Why was she only 15?  And how and why was she invited to that bizarre sleepover? How did Jim Carrey get involved in this?   Oh Turk, you are better than this movie! This might be one of the few times where I cheered for a shark. This movie is very, very pleased with itself. Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 38 - Kick-Ass 2

Is Covid 19 over?  Yeah, we didn't think so, so let's use this time to catch up on the OG of X-Men movies where Galdalf metals it up! Everyone stop hand to hand fighting and use your powers! How is Jean Grey almost taken out by a frog guy?  What exactly were his powers anyway? Things we have learned: Wolverine is creepy Magneto is a great villan Mystique the best X-Men Storm is baffling Scott & Wolverine - let's take this comedy duo on the road! Where was the Stan Lee cameo in this movie?  Hot dog vendor?? Don't put algae in your brain machine friends. "I'm Blue" Mystique Find us in all of the places:   Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Episode 37 - X-Men

The podcast where 2 women who know nothing about comic books, blindly work their way through the ever growing Marvel and DC cinematic universes… with liquor.

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