We're back with more nonsense for ya ears. Nate went broke golfing and avoiding Gern in San Diego. We discuss Top Golf, Napoleon Dynamite and Paul Bearer. Nate's on the lookout for a woman with Michelin qualities and we've got a new contender for lowest nips in the game. Then we talk some life hacks, Jake gets hot over a banana and we go to a break after a bitch discussion. Joints of the week are "Gross" by Jonwayne, "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger and "2012" by Joey Purp. Nicky goes off about Captain Commando for a crowd of nobody, we talk rewatching movies and Nate's got a sadcapade. The show ends with us going over the state of the shoe competition and it is not going well, let me tell ya. We also talk about our building network of podcasts in the near future. email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

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60. Auxiliary Characters

This episode is the woyst! Nate is making prairie oysters and has an announcement. He's a sentity, a mindfreak, we have taken to calling him Criss Demon. We revisit solipsism and CCR because we're fun boys. We judge Nate's outfit and get into our takes on the shoes in our shoe contest. Jake gives us the one, true Larry's take on the sneakers. Jake tells us about balling at the park, we talk UFC and agriculture and Jake has noodles for dessert. Then we get into our joints of the week and the pod ends with us making plans for a fun boy pod trip! email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

59. Don't Take Anything I Say For Yolk

We're all kinda bummed about Kobe still but we pulled through for a bit of nonsense. It's a fun one, and we discuss our next competition! email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

58. The Sick Dickening

B joins us for a rousing episode. we're talking birds, we're talking black jacks and we're talking clavicles. We've got plans to start selling fruit, we discuss bags for men and double shoes before we look for the best natas spins the internet has to offer. Our joints of the week are "Carefree" by Mick Jenkins, "Inside Out" by Suga Free, "Hate Power" by Krallice and "C-Side" by Khruangbin. Then we talk about making wishes, doing an Out of the Box reboot, blacksmiths vs. locksmiths, Ben Stiller and some young Googles

57. Organic Circuitry

Nate eats a raw egg for 2020, and that's all you really need to know. email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

56. Shake Your Body Pot

We are joined by the one true Larry and JayyCam for our final podcast of the decade. We're talking undercover Jews, Clorox Dave, our email and Larry gets us to reopen a particular cupboard. We talk Christmas, Nate's 23&Me, dog nose jobs, and different ethnic smells. Larry wows us all by showing up in the Dude's actual cardigan. We take a long overdue moment out of the pod to appreciate the excellence that is Jamie Foxx, then we get into our porn names which leads to just talking about 'nography. Nate swears by a cialis fueled workout, and Jason comes with a hard hitting discussion about socks. Jason also lets us in on a white pant experience he had, and then we get into reminiscing on how gross the internet was in our youths. We talk Ric Flair Adidas, Mars Attacks! and the new Dr. Doolittle. We're planning a tour, but Nate's brain worm might make it difficult. We take a break and come back with joints of the week: "Patience" by Tame Impala, "Pyramids" by Frank Ocean, "Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto" by Snoop Dogg, "Royal Flush" by Big Boi and "Power" by Kanye West. Jason went to a Sunday Service, Nate's filled to the brim with gumption, and we talk about DaBaby's nudes and ASAP Rocky's sextape. We get into some early celebrity crushes and then it just continues to go off the rails until we stop. It's a fun episode, for sure. Thanks for listening, Larries! We love you all! And, as always, email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

55. Pissing Into The Cosmic Wind

it's the OG 3 back together with no guests just getting back to basics, Larries. This was the week before Christmas and i don't recall what nonsense we were talking about specifically but this is a hot one, let me tell you. This one also ends abruptly, our apologies but what was cut out was mainly just us doing a deep dive into Cartoon Network's more short lived programming. Joints of the week are "Monica" by the Flatbush Zombies, "Cool Queen" by Queen and "Aeroplane" by RHCP. As always, email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

54. Bold Genuine True

Jason's with us after a long break and we come back hot! We begin with Nicky slandering The Who. Nate's on a crusade to free his balls in 2020, and Jason has questions about some new terminology in his life. We go over some top listeners from the past week, we shout out Angie from Fontana, and we discuss each other's thanksgivings. Nicky has some grandpa stories, and Jason is talking hurricane scams. We talk poppers and the revelation that Nate's newly free balls are free of discoloration. Jason has aspirations of producing content for Onlyfans, we talk perineum sunning and fin that Nate is a D&B sunbather. Jake was once a sun eater, and we all get into our fondest memories of blue muppets. Then Nate blesses the rest of the gang with a tale of one family's Christmas that he ruined. We get deep into some Marvel and DC talk, then mayo talk, Black Friday, Travel Tuesday and something Nate calls Whore Wednesday. Then we talk about some goals for 2020 before taking a break. We come back with our joints of the week: "WYGDTNS" by Schoolboy Q and The Alchemist, "Close To Me" by The Cure, "24" by IDK, and "Show Me What You Got" by Limp Bizkit. Nate claims that his sexcapades are over, possibly due to testicular torsion. Nicky is going to do some Dr. Manhattan cosplay, then we talk T.I., the presidential elections. And, finally, we cut the malarkey. Stick around til the end and you can hear about Nate's cyber Monday deals, good through all December! Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

53. Some Arbitrary Tournament

Brendan joins us for this one. We start off attempting to not laugh at anything, who breaks first? We talk Hinder's hit single "Lips of an Angel", Nicky got reflective Air Max 1's, and Jake needs a 2k center. Nate loves his own jokes, and him and Brendan recount their Day of the Dead experiences. They also tell us about their time as boxers together. They encountered a freestyling Joker,we talk OBJ's cleats and then we get to writing ourselves a big time Hollywood movie. We talk Boomers, a Popeye's stabbing, Nate continues to be mad about the shoe contest (wah wah wah, little baby. I mean come on, you lost. Pay up already, you salty infant). Then we discuss new challenges, take a break and come back with joints of the week. First is "Speak to the Wind" by Spindrift, then "It Might Be Time" by Tame Impala, "Planet Rock" by Afrika Bambaataa and "Trina" by Smino. Nate has 2 sinks and we learn about what he does with them. He's also smoking a juul he found on the floor now, real alpha move. And then, jesus my man is wildin, he tells a story about his time in a burnt down house. We ask the Larries for challenges, so send them in if you've got them. We discuss getting Nicky way more jacked (impossible), and then get into boners, goosebumps and badger milk. It's a hot one, Larries. Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

52. Shrimp Up on A...

We're back! Gern joins us this week and Jake has gifts from Korea. Jake dubbed himself the Infrared Raiden and he regales us with tales of mythic proportions from his homeland. Gern talks his honeymoon(sponsored by Outdoorsy). Nate's neck is broken, we talk about infomercial personalities and fires continue to rage all around us. We talk about the Missouri man who traveled to California to start wildfires. Then we talk about Pontiac Fieros and Rob Dyrdek's ingenious, covert takeover of the hearts of America's old people. Nicky has stories of his grandpa's exploits and Gern got a tekashi related ticket. We take a break and come back taking a hard look at Dwight Howard getting a finger up another man's b-hole. We eulogize Rip Torn, talk about Future and get to the results of our sneaker contest. #slandernate2020 is going strong. Our joints of the week were mixed live by Zilla G. They are "Phone Numbers" by Dominic Fike, "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" by Paul Anka, "Combat" by Danny Brown and "Lost" by Frank Ocean. We may have found our next competition, Nicky displays a bit of King of The Hill knowledge. We have a question from a Larry! Nate eats, prays and loves. We discuss dreams, Halloween, Nate's dog getting sick and we end with a movie recommendation from Gern: "Burning" on Netflix. Check it out! Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

Steak, Eggs, And Getting My D*** Wet: A Memoir by Nate

Nicky fucks up the intro music right out of the gate. We're planning a science fair, stay tuned. Max returns this episode with a story of a drunk Nate and Indians at the links. We discuss the proper way to use "cuck" , Nicky has a new bird story that somebody decides to pass gas right in the middle of but, long story short, he's a Pokemon trainer now. We talk Conker's Bad Fur Day, Jake prefers Plants v. Zombies. Walnut discussion turns to talk of eating brains and Nate starts trying to hand out purple nurples. Nicky thinks about getting pierced, Nate gets a grip and contemplates stealing brains. We take a break and Nicky fucks up the transition music. Our joints of the Week are "Thank the Gang(Remix)" by Twelvelen and Guapdad 4000, "Foot Fungus" by Ski Mask the Slump God, "In The Bag" by Mac Miller and "Hey Tonight" by Creedence Clearwater Revival. Max took a tolerance break and we talk sober dreams. The episode ends with us going over the shoes we designed for our Air Max competition. Vote on who you think designed the best pair on twitter! As always, email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

50. Different Tears

We've got two returning guests: Brendan and Jason. Alpha Nate makes his return, Jason is in a Coogi and we recap the Gern wedding. We talk Taco Bell birthdays and another former guest shitting his pants, the emerald dragon breaking down and nut prices. Nate and Jason almost died on a popsicle floaty in Hawaii. Nate threw around sticks and such at the wedding, and we hear about some alleged deer-bauchery. We introduce a new segment, "Quick Stories with Brendan" and hear tale of Nate ruining a sweater followed by one of life's great questions: why bust on people? Our Joints of the Week are "There He Go" by Da Baby and "Nothing Compares 2 U" by Prince. Jason tells us about more debauchery on a trip to New York. another important question, "Can I grub?" is presented. Then we talk about Adele and Skepta, Nicky went to a Mt. Shasta KFC, more stories from the wedding, and Xander being served a chicken ass. Nate has an update on his Lasik and then we get into the beauty that is the mind of Terrence Howard. It's a hot one, Larries! Email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

49. Can I Grub?

Xander is back, as are the rest of us. Nate got into a drunken scrap, Jake got some mean Costco flannel and we talk the finest sampling available in grocery stores. We talk Trader Joe's, Jon's, and Terribles: Vegas' best gas station for loitering. Loitering talk turns to prowling talk. Xander has some prowling tales to share, so does Nate. Jake keeps it middle of the road. We wonder what gay frogs might sound like and Xander animorphs into a Chow Chow. Nicky defends Aaron Carter and we listen to some Lil Romeo. We then get into a conversation on picking up after a dog. Speaking of dogshit, we then get into DC movies and our expectations for the upcoming Joker movie. Shazam talk transitions to a Shaq talk, then to Iverson and Reeboks. Nicky and Jake trade shoes for a moment, and we discuss monochromatic looks and Vanta black. We take a trip to Houston and come back still tippin'. Our joints of the week are "one Call Away" by Chingy, "Brilliant Nigga" by Channel Tres, "Disco" by Surf Curse and "Take This" by Gunplay. Through the joints we talk Bob Ross, vapes, and our new corporate ownership. We discuss a challenge to design the best pair of Air Max 1's to be decide on by the Larries. Then we talk about Shane Gillis and SNL, The Interview, Nicky pleads for a New The Mask again, and lastly we have a miraculous moment with a flawed bag of sour patch candies. email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

48. Waterberry

We've got two returning guests, Jaycamm and Max! Nate's looking for a dryer and Jason is the furry War Machine. We have some post-soulstice soulstice discussion. Old Vig got in trouble for some of what he said on the Eden pod, Max saw letters on a hill, and Jason rode a firetruck. We talk Blue Lips, Jason ran over Nate's air pump, and then we get into some analytics. Jason almost didn't get into Canada, Jake had the same problem. A lot of Burger King hate gets thrown around, we shout out our listeners, and Jason is getting ordained. We take a break, and when we come back Jason 1-ups Nicky's DJ Quik story. Joints of the week are "Cash Shit" by Megan the Stallion and "Distance" by Beast Coast. Jason clarifies what a hot girl summer is and he saw Soulja Boy. We talk Lady Gaga, pop music, R. Kelly, Michael Jackson, and Bang energy drinks. Free Zack Fox; it's a conspiracy, Hank. Jason's got a fresh tat, Jake got epilated, and Jason almost got aids! Thanks for listening, Larries! email complaints to sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

47. Looking Good, Body Right, Just Left the Doctor's Office

This bonesaw is ready! Nate's been making repulsive sounds since jr. high and it's made his knees veiny. Nicky has an instagram now for pushing old shirts(@mostlyoldshirts), go buy a bunch of them! Jake got a bidet, Nate opens a wretched, old cooler. Nicky lived on chips in the desert, and we talk about our favorite ways to eat an egg. Jake has mad scientists at his birthdays and we discuss early sexual experiences with non-sexual objects. Jake is totally, definitely a misfits fan, there's a burp off and then we take a break. Our Joints of the Week are "Open Mic Nite pt. 2" by Viktor Vaughn, "Give Me one Reason" by Tracy Chapman and "Look@ugo" by Mosie. We talk Tinder, shout out Zack Fox and Nate doesn't wear deodorant. Then, we debate testicle temperature and proper grammar. The show ends with the tale of Fickle, a gun in a Ruffles bag, our go to gas station snacks, sick dick and Nate tries to explain NPK soil to the rest of us. It's a hot one, Larries! email us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

46. All Hail Larry

Listen to three friends' nonsensical late night conversations. Sometimes we have guests. Most of the time it gets uncomfortable, at least a little. Contact us at sometimearoundmidnightpod@gmail.com

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