Doc, Ben, and Quirk discuss the egregious calls against the Braves and Marlins over the weekend; Usher allegedly paying strippers in Usherbucks, a company now offering "mystery flights;" Steak-umm and Neil deGrasse Tyson going at it on Twitter; Kevin James playing Sean Payton in a new film; and the ongoing collision course of alligators and dumb golfers.

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Alligators, Mystery Flights, and Usherbucks

Doc and Quirk discuss Paul Pierce's IG Live and his demise at ESPN; Elon Musk tweeting his theory on the shape and density of the Earth and whom lives inside; Quirk decides to "Stan" Arizona's Adia Barnes; Masters talk; and the first installment of a new segment called, "Can Doc Do This" with this week's focus on pirates.

Paul Pierce, Donkey Kong, and Can Doc be a Pirate?

Ben, Doc, and Quirk preview Opening Day for the Atlanta Braves; Doc gets uncomfortable talking Lil Nas X's new shoes, Ben details an alphabetic animal on his newest segment, a mafia member was arrested because of YouTube, and more.

Braves' Opening Day, Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, and Italian Mafia Cooking Shows

Quirk and Doc delve into March Madness with everything from Sister Jean to stale Oral Roberts jokes to Quirk lambasting the Mark Emmert. They also talk Miami Spring Break, what aliens are going to be like, and what it’s like in Doc’s head.

March Madness, Miami, and Martians

Quirk, Ben, and Doc are at Rosatis for St. Patrick's Day as they delve into what the hell is Salt BAE's deal, Doc's Twitter rampages, cocaine found in a crochet kit, an assistant principal facing hard time for trying to rig her daughter's homecoming queen chances, and Quirk decides to occupy the space of being a 2020 denier.

Salt BAE, Doc's Twitter Intervention, and Homecoming Tech Felonies

Doc and Quirk dip their toes into politics as they welcome on Phyllis Mueller, the Chief of Staff for Idyllwild, California mayor Max II, the multi-term golden retriever. They discuss Max's feelings on the postal service, if he accepts Milkbone bribes, is there a limit to how many puns can one use, filming a commercial with Ryan Reynolds, and more. The guys also discuss the Dak Prescott contract extension, how to get Jerry Jones to draft you, how to make MLB fun again, whether or not Doc sounded like a pollywog he was unfamiliar with, and more.

Mayor Max, Dak Prescott, and Gullah Gullah Island

Ben and Quirk welcome on 1996 Heisman Trophy winner, six-year NFL veteran, and executive director of Desire Street Ministries, Danny Wuerffel. The Florida Gator discusses a wide range of topics including one-liners from Steve Spurrier, playing flag football with Michael Vick, hearing his name called for the Heisman, burns he's heard from Georgia fans, and when Quirk will know to shave his head. More importantly, Wuerffel discusses his work with Desire Street, what drives him to help, and how our listeners can get involved.

Heisman Trophy Winner Danny Wuerffel

Ben and Michael spend an inordinate amount of time discussing the Arby's Meat Mountain sandwich, a Florida Man giving himself a helping hand in the Wal-Mart parking lot, when is an appropriate age to start drinking coffee, Gen-Z lingo, Jerry Jones and Jerry Richardson's wild conversations at the league meetings, Tiger Woods, and more.

Arby's Meat Mountain, Wal-Mart Malfeasance, and Jerry Jones' Promiscuous Owls

Doc and Michael welcome on 1993 Heisman Trophy winner and 11-year NBA veteran guard Charlie Ward. The College Football Hall of Famer discusses his recruitment to Florida State, how views on quarterback height may have changed his career arc, how he views one-sport specialization, Pat Riley's suits, and more.

Heisman Trophy Winner Charlie Ward

Doc, Ben, and Quirk welcome on former Marlins team president and host of Nothing Personal, David Samson. David talks about what South Florida needs to do to see success in baseball, why the Braves are run really well and what makes a "good job" in MLB, why MLB Q-ratings are so low, publicly-funded stadiums, among other topics. The guys then discuss the pains on your nipples training for a marathon, Ben's obsession with the movie Pan's Labyrinth, the Super Bowl streaker, and more.

David Samson, Nipples, and Pan's Labyrinth

Quirk, Doc, and NFL All-Pro running back Michael Turner break down the upcoming Super Bowl between the Chiefs and Bucs from upstairs at Rosati's. They also discuss the implications on Tampa area strip clubs, what foods each state Googled most for the game last year, if there should be a federal holiday on Monday, and more.

Michael Turner Talks Super Bowl, Cheesecake, and Whiskey

Doc and Quirk welcome on Colorcast co-founder and CEO Evan Kirkham to discuss the app and its disruption of the color commentating game. Kirkham talks about how the idea came about, his vision for the company, who can use the app and how, who his dream users are, and more.

Colorcast CEO and Co-Founder Evan Kirkham

Ben, Doc, and Quirk discuss Swoop the Eagle picking up the new head coach at the airport, a Florida Man prodigy story in the making, a Lion King fan theory that will keep you up at night, Pablo Sandoval resigning with the Braves, oh yeah and the NFC/AFC Championship games or whatever.

Swoop the Eagle, Troubling Lion King Fan Theory, and Florida Man Prodigy

Quirk and Doc remember Atlanta and MLB legend Hank Aaron, and the legacy he left on the world. They also breakdown the AFC and NFC Championship games, talk about Massachusetts legislation to create state dinosaurs, Oklahoma's legislation to make a Big Foot Hunting Season, and more.

Remembering Hank, State Dinosaurs, and Big Foot Hunting Legislation

Ben, Doc, and Quirk discuss the national championship between Alabama and Ohio State, "Sperm Kings" issues at banks, Gamblin' Dans, what Nickelodeon should have done broadcasts of, and Michael makes his plea to Screwball whiskey.

Sperm Bank Shortage, Nick Saban, and Revisionist Nickelodeon

Spaghetti Junction Boys is a sports and pop culture podcast based in Atlanta, hosted by Ben Ralston, Ricky Doverspike, and Michael Quirk.

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