We’re back and we’re just about as good as ever. We cover a whole host of topics this time around including Mr. Cream, the right way to put the toilet paper roll, The Magic School Butt and Sam’s better twin Sam Coolman.

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Episode 13: Ron Weasley and the Incisor Job

Looking for an afternoon snack? This ten-minute long appetizer of our movie-based entrees features a washed-up Chester Cheetah fighting for love in the beautiful King’s Game of Golf. Hole in FUN! Special bonus: No real resolution at the end! Only potential copyright violations!

Spaghetti Town Pizza Bites: Cheesy Gilmore

Happy week after Valentine’s Day everyone! This week, we tackle a new Yu-Gi-Oh movie, the return of the MonStars, and a love story between a man and a rabbit. Giddy up!

Episode 12: Captain Kramerica- Agents of I.C.E.

Double feature! We have prepared a delectable appetizer for all of you in need of a quick spaghetti boy fix. Here, we talk about what would happen if Derek Jeter got blamed for Central Park Burning down, the origins of Bush’s baked beans, and a true sequel to Jack and the Beanstalk. Rated R for […]

Spaghetti Town Pizza Bites: Field of Beans

Amish debauchery, Dentists For Hillary©, and a five-minute long sequence of us coming up with a title. Ever wondered what a movie about candy with a star-studded cast of Benedryl Cucumber, Kevin Hart, Kid Cudi, Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon would look like? Pop a squat and take a listen!

Episode 11: Almond Boy

New year, new movies! And we have a rip roarin’ rollick this time. Where did Steve Martin go? Would Betty White survive in space? Who is Pepper Pete? Learn the answers and more in this very special New Years episode.

Episode 10: Reverse Lifeguard

Happy Holidays! In this Very Special Episode™, we discuss the ramifications of a who-eating Grinch, Tim Allen’s hilarious mugshot, and how Sam loses the ability to speak around Christmas. Featuring Tim Allen

Episode 9: X Gon Gift It To Ya (A Very Special Holiday Episode)

Episode 8: The Bad One

A very lucky number seven from your boys in red (sauce). This time, we go on our inevitable and necessary apology tour, talk some smack on Mythbusters, and go completely off the rails for about 25 minutes. Featuring Mark Maron.

Episode 7: Jimmy Buffett’s [INSERT TITLE HERE]

We’re back, and this time, we put a spin on a Stephen King classic. Also, Blade Runner.

Episode 6: ZITS- The Movie 2017

It’s Episode Five, boys and girls, and you’re in for a treat: the cinematic masterpiece of the year, Vape Cowboys. Here, we go in on Rick and Morty, talk about space with a special guest, and explore the possibilities of an ethnic medusa.

Episode 5: Vape Cowboys

In this very special edition of your favorite italian cuisinarts, we discuss condiment elitism, vaporwave music, Space Jam (again), and how many basketballs are REALLY in a game.

Episode 4: Newman’s Own Italian Dressing: SPORTS EDITION

After a month long protest, the pasta boys are back in town. This episode, we discuss incontinence in sports, Al Gore, pigs eating humans, and the cosmic truth buried in Antarctica. We also recorded with an actual mic this time.

Episode 3: An Inconvenient Squeakquel

We have a theme song (that may or may not blow out your eardrums)! It’s our 700th episode, and man, we are stoked. This week, we tackle the ethical dimensions of Robot Anne Frank, a woke man-spider, and John Travoltage. Featuring Jerry Seinfeld.  

Episode 2: Good Squirt, M.A.A.D. City

In this, our third-ever debut episode, we talk Sam’s Club, the North Korea Situation, and Ewan McGregor’s greatest challenge yet- playing two conjoined twins.

Episode 1: One Brothers

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