If you want to make it in this world, all you have to do is get fucked in your doo doo ass by a hot janitor. We chat about facial feminization surgery, living the post-COVID life in Australia&apos;s new utopia, actual advice for taking nudes, and some more gabby goodies.

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It's Really Hard to Have Perfect Luscious Hair

If you want to make it in this world, all you have to do is get fucked in your doo doo ass by a hot janitor. We chat about facial feminization surgery, living the post-COVID life in Australia's new utopia, actual advice for taking nudes, and some more gabby goodies.

Trick or treat, gals and ghouls. It&apos;s a special spooky episode for our most special spooky holiday. Grab your flashlights and join us in the haunted Spank Bank mansion as we spill our guts about nightmares: giant spiders, toddlers taking shits on your chest, burning bookstores, disappointed mothers, and more. 

Spoonk Boonk Spooktacular

Trick or treat, gals and ghouls. It's a special spooky episode for our most special spooky holiday. Grab your flashlights and join us in the haunted Spank Bank mansion as we spill our guts about nightmares: giant spiders, toddlers taking shits on your chest, burning bookstores, disappointed mothers, and more. 

Unfortunately for the poly community, we&apos;re back! Just in time for the silly season, your favorite bags of shit gab from across the globe about: surgeries, Halloween movies, transphobic movies (classics!) bad kissers, breaking quarantine for love, polyamory, and more.

Polycaust Deniers

Do you remember the first thing you put in your butt? This week, we try. Also: Anton blitzes his mom and rediscovers a Rugrats backpack filled with erotic stories that he printed out from [redacted].com in the early 2000s. Before that, we learn about the one-armed, one-legged man who sparked the creation of the gayest custom made bed in history.

Teenage Erotica Revisited

Sponsored by Frontera Wines! Responsibly enjoy an episode of questionable audio-quality, where you two favorite quarantined cum rags talk home invasions, zoom sex, Mrs. Incredible&apos;s SUMMER GOALS BODY(!!), masturbation, the Georgian Orthodox Church, how to audio-sext, lighting for superior nudes, and the Pope&apos;s suicide :( :(

Are You Masturbating on Zoom?

Sponsored by Frontera Wines! Responsibly enjoy an episode of questionable audio-quality, where you two favorite quarantined cum rags talk home invasions, zoom sex, Mrs. Incredible's SUMMER GOALS BODY(!!), masturbation, the Georgian Orthodox Church, how to audio-sext, lighting for superior nudes, and the Pope's suicide :( :(

Corona, kangaroos, and the joys of Newark Liberty International Airport.

Jet Setting in a Pandemic

Little loopy for this chatty ep. We talk about kristallnacht, hitachi magic wands, fucking friends, getting sir&apos;d, getting ma&apos;am&apos;d, being gym rats, doomsday divas, and Anton&apos;s upcoming Australian sabbatical. Stay tuned next week for a very special episode for all you single ladies out there ;)Oh, also, yes here&apos;s the link the shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/long-sleeve-t-shirt/7107242-bernard-2020Bernie2020 bby ;P

On a Scale of Fierstein to Weinstein...

Little loopy for this chatty ep. We talk about kristallnacht, hitachi magic wands, fucking friends, getting sir'd, getting ma'am'd, being gym rats, doomsday divas, and Anton's upcoming Australian sabbatical. Stay tuned next week for a very special episode for all you single ladies out there ;)Oh, also, yes here's the link the shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/long-sleeve-t-shirt/7107242-bernard-2020Bernie2020 bby ;P

We dive deep into DDLG and ABDL: daddy dom/little girl and adult baby/diaper lovers (shoutout to listener Harry for the request). Email us at spankbankpod@gmail.com with your questions, stories, or recommendations ya fuckin little freaks!!!

Dom Daddies, Little Girls, and Diaper Lovers

A horny trans know-it-all and a lusty gay spinster talk sex, porn, dating, and all things that turn you on and get you off.

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