A Colombian won the Tour de France. As promised, here's an episode. We didn't promise it would be good. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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194 - Denzel Washington's Pinky Finger

This is it, folks. Thanks for many years of fun! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

193 - Bye

We are finally back! SkullKrusher finally had his daughter and CD couldn't wait to make fun of him and tell him what a mistake that is. Meanwhile Klaus and Natalia make fun of both of them. We discuss the World Cup, of course, Formula 1, of course and CD reveals that he does not like fun. No wonder he likes cycling! We close with a little Tour de France and Giro Rosa chatter.  For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

192 - I Don't Like Fun

Natalia, CD and the Krusher discuss the upcoming World Cup and how SK can watch the game while still being a "good father" to his soon-to-be-born baby daughter. Sk also tells some story about some Slovakian dude on the phone who doesn't care much for Peter Sagan. They go on to talk about cycling...eventually. They wrap up the Giro, talk about the Dauphiné and touch on the Tour de Suisse. There's a little talk of the Tour de France, the Giro Rosa and the Ovo Energy Women's Tour. Bradley Wiggins comes up in conversation at some point. You've been warned. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

191 - Motorola Forever

Klaus is in the house. So are Natalia and the Krusher. After 20 minutes of 100% useless garbage talk we discuss the Tour de Romandie, the Festival Elsy Jacobs and, of course, the Giro d'Italia. Also mentioned in the episode are Lando Calrissian, random teenagers, Alejandro Valverde, some guy "in Colombian cycling", Jose Been, Egan Bernal, Danny Glover and Peter Sagan. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

190 - Baby Jesus in Underpants

Natalia and the Krusher discuss how boring other cycling podcasts are, cute piglets, the Tro-Bro Léon, the men's and women's Amstel Gold races and how to pronounce Jolien D'Hoore's name in Dutch. They close the episode with plenty of nonsense, making literal translations of Colombian sayings and dumb jokes. The last few minutes are worth their weight on gold! Exactly. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

189 - The Wha Bus and the Bus Whale

It was a long night of editing this stupid episode, so no description. You know what we talked about, Paris-Roubaix, Miguel Indurain GP, Tour of the Basque Country, blah, blah, blah. Valverde. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

188 - Uphill Skier

Natalia and SkullKrusher dive right into cycling talk. Well, they first talk about Julio Iglesias, Jose Jose, Jose Luis Perales, Jose Luis Rodriguez "El Puma," and any other ridiculous singers from the 70s that our mothers and aunts thought were so handsome and sexy. Eventually the get to the Tour of Flanders, men's and women's, and the Scheldeprijs. Predictions for Paris-Roubaix will be made on our Instagram @SpeedMetalCycl For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

187 - Julio Iglesias

A little bit of chatter about Italian drivers beating up Colombian pros, a little talk of names being changed by accident. Then, some Volta a Catalunya blah blah blah, a little bit of E3 Harelbeke and a little more about Gent - Wevelgem... We also mention the following names (in no particular order): Elia Viviani, Oliver Naesen, Katarzyna Niewiadoma, Alejandro Valverde, Wout Van Aert, Marcus Burghardt, Sep Vanmarcke, Mario Cipollini, Rupert Holmes,  Jolien D'Hoore, and many, many, many more. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

186 - If You Like Piña Coladas

We discuss Milano-Sanremo, the women's Trofeo Binda and a little bit of the  Volta a Catalunya. We tackle controversial topics such as racism, sexism, tiny Asians, mascara, packs of hyenas, the Dave Matthews Band and crocheted frogs. Just another typical, boring Speed Metal Cycling podcast. *sigh* For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

185 - Great Mascara

Technology is a bitch. Natalia, CD and SkullKrusher recorded a full episode, but somehow only half survived. Hope you enjoy it. Follow us in Instagram and Twitter (@speedmetalcycl), join our Spring Classics fantasy league on Velogames (507582913) and keep your eyes peeled for our new kits. Pre-orders start soon. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

184 - We Can Make Sandwiches

The silly made-up Mickey Mouse racing is over. No more fake "Fourth Grand Tours," no more training races with teams in the 5th division, no more cute races in the dessert in front of 4 people. The real cycling season is finally here. We discuss the first few races and look forward to the Strade Bianche. The SkullKrusher is joined by Natalia and CD. We also discuss basketball, Kurtis Blow, Star Trek Wars, and the new Portland. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

183 - Basketball

As the title suggests this episode is basically 67 (or whatever) minutes of three Colombians talking about Colombia from a Colombian perspective. Nothing you haven't heard before, really. The new UCI 2.1 race, "Colombia 2.1 - Oro y Paz" gives us the perfect platform for ranting about how shitty the Colombian Federation is, how shitty the Colombian Federation is and how shitty the Colombian Federation is. As always, we hope you enjoy. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

182 - All Colombia. All the Time.

We are back, and we have a very special guest: Mike Spriggs! No joke, he's back for this episode to talk about the 2018 pro cycling kits. Also, the SkullKrusher shares some personal news. First some good news followed by some bad news. We talk about the weather and then Klaus tells us he's building a boat. Yeah, an actual boat. He's not kidding. Only Klaus would take a joke this far. He's actually building a boat 'cuz he thinks its hilarious. And it is. Anyway, this episode is all about the new kits... and Klaus' boat... and Jens Keukeleire's clavicle... and Klaus' boat... and Klaus' lightbulbs. And his boat. And maybe a little professional cycling thrown in. You know, for good measure. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

181 - A Picture of my Lightbulbs

We are back from a short hiatus to announce that we are going on a long hiatus. We make another bummer of an announcement and talk about sexism in Italy, racism, woodworking, ebikes and we read your emails. Coming soon: Speed Metal Baseball with your host Mike Spriggs and Speed Metal Hockey with your hostess Natalia S. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

180 - Mike Absquatulates

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