What are some weird things you believed as a kid? If you run too fast your feet will turn to slime? If you ONLY eat spinach, your skin will turn green but you'll also be impossibly strong? If you eat a live possum you'll be able to speak fluent Russian only while your doing front flips? In Episode 109, Lindsey talks about some scary/weird things parents have told their kids to get them to stop, like, doing stuff. Also, we're both sick...and loopy...and are taking medicine..and have a hard time focusing...on basically anything. Other topics in Episode 109 include what does "Yahko" mean for dogs, sky trumpets, horse serpents, 10,000 words per month, the deadly trifecta, Post Malone's possession, Pentagon-issued salad dressing, a hot take on chewing gum, cemeteries = people farms, and more. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Our Fun/New Website: www.spookyspousescast.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

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Episode 109 - Trumpet Skies and Dad Lies

Did you know that a small town in Ohio used to have a Mummified HUMAN BEING as their official/unofficial mascot??? Well, Lindsey did, and then she told Jordan about it. It was, like, just hanging out at a bus stop for 35 years! What on Earth?!?!?!?!! Other topics in Episode 108 include Ditty's Dead House, Meatloaf (the food), palindromes, we're all specimens if you really think about it, Korn, Smelly Blue Book, Alien currencies, humans are essentially just snacks for buzzards, dressing up your Mummy for Valentine's Day, and more. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Our Fun/New Website: www.spookyspousescast.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 108 - Eugene the Mummy and Ditty's Dead House

The 1800s seemed like such a weeiirrrddddd time to be alive. Not only was there raining meat, but, according to Lindsey, there were also a bunch of snowy hoof prints around some town in England. Like, a lot of 'em. Like....100 miles-worth. And some of them went up to people's doors and over walls and over barns. That just seems...gross...and bad...and weird...and scary. Doesn't it??? Other topics in Episode 107 include Mom farts, soy milk, new slasher movie villains, Beck, backwards walking, Levis an Clarks, nocturnal land orcas, Bigfoot's webcam, and 10,000 unexplained dead animals. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Our Fun/New Website: www.spookyspousescast.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 107 - Bigfoot Webcam and Baphomet's Backwards Bash

We realized in this episode that if we were alive in the 1840s, and it started raining meat, we'd have a completely different take on the whole situation. Lindsey would be enthusiastic and Jordan would be nervous. What about you? If you walked outside and noticed "oh, hey, it's literally raining pieces of raw meat", what would you do? Open wide? Grab your skillet? Run away? Other topics in Episode 106 include Rats = Yeezys (according to Lindsey), a Flying Squirrel in our house, our intro was cursed, the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a brand new soundboard, a big blob in Philly, and we can't seem to keep it together this episode. Plenty of rambling and...you know...who knows, really? Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Our Fun/New Website: www.spookyspousescast.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 106 - Meat Flurries and Futaba Buddy

We've been talking a lot recently about why cryptids can't be cuter, ya' know? Like, why does eeevvery cryptid have to have horns, or nasty teeth, or like, want to eat your soul? Well, hey! The Fresno Nightcrawler might be the cryptid for those of us who need some more cute in their lives...from an alien...maybe? Other topics in Episode 105 include mouth to mouth fights, walruses are horrifying, Lindsey is michevious, crows are smart only because they've watched movies, Slimer (again), a fossilized photo of Steve Buscemi, an eagle wearing Gucci, and Thomas Bugsby's chair. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 105 - Fresno Nightcrawler and Green Eggs & Blood

Well, it's taken 104 episodes, but we finally got a real life guest submission that was X-Tremely scary! Don't get us wrong, all of the guest submissions we've gotten before have most definitely been strange, unusual, unsettling, creeeeeepy, etc. But...this one? From an IRL EMT??? It legit scared us and now, turns out, we can say that we've both peed our pants 5 days into 2020. Oh well! Other topics in Episode 104 include animals eating us (a lot), Hamster Dance, AddidctingGames dot com, an Internet Museum, animals that wear human false teeth, Lindsey tells an impromptu scary story, why ghosts don't actually murder people, and our new website idea. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 104 - Hamster Face and This Smells Weird?

Our Holiday-Themed is here and it's out right in the weird few days leading up to the New Year where everybody just...feels...like....weird, man. Y'Know? Or maybe everybody feels fine and it's us that feels weird. Science is still debating what's actually true...and if this intro even matters at all. Time will tell! Topics in Episode 103 include a whole bunch of your spooky holiday voicemails, Ham Heavy Holidays (HHH), Witch Balls, Christmas Caroling, maybe Santa is actually a Warlock, Elf on the Shelf committing Identity Fraud, Lindsey's cool new punishment for kids, Kohl's Cash, 333, and a fun Ghost that's really into Metallica. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 103 - Spooky Holiday Calls and Metallica Ghost

We think we might've come up with our smartest idea yet...maybe...I mean, probably not, but it's fun to think that we did. A ride share app for ghosts that's run by humans and it's called Boober. Is this a thing? Can this be a thing? How do we get merchandise made?! Other topics in Episode 102 include a 1ft tall mountain mummy, possums, old men that float around, eating leftovers out of mid air, what does Slimer smell like?, haunted highways, real life stories from cops that are spooooooooky, and possums again. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 102 - Screaming Creek Creature and Boober Ride Share

Do you live along the 37th Parallel? Have you down yonder in Appalachia? Have you ever seen, like, 50 UFOs while you were visiting the Grand Canyon? Or maybe when you were in New Mexico you stumbled into an underground Government base?! Other topics in Episode 101 include Appalachian Animal Hybrids, naming our own Sewer Creatures, Floating Pyramids, a dog who set fire to a house, the scariest Movie Monsters, and more. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 101 - The 37th Parallel and Kentucky Jitters

WE'RE 100 EPISODES OLD!!! And to celebrate, we did something fun for you all. We asked our friends Lulu and Fishstick from I Dunno Radio to sit down and record an old spooky radio drama with us. We had so much fun! The script we read is called "Little Old Lady" and it's from the old Chicago-based horror radio show, 'Lights Out'. This particular show was originally aired on November 17th, 1937. Little did we know that we got together and recorded it on November 14th! Soooooo weird! ...maybe? ...a little? We sincerely hope you enjoy this episode, Friends. We're thankful for each and every one of you. Thank you for sticking around and hanging out with us each week for 100 episodes. Here's to 100 more! Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 100 - Little Old Lady

Hey, Friends! Do you love a good Pocky treat now and again? Or, perhaps, do you eat 14 Pocky snacks on a daily basis? Or, maybe you even eat 30 Pocky sticks every hour or so. Wherever your Pocky enthusiasm may be, this episode might make your love for Pocky grow even more...out of worry, or maybe even nurturing? Who knows?! Other topics in Episode 99 include stealing toilet paper, a rare and ancient cheesecake recipe, do wizards have dairy allergies, Lindsey wants to take a bath in milk, glow in the dark water, Alien Potatoes, alluding to a very popular Sci-Fi franchise that rhymes with 'Car Stores', Area 52, and Sean Evans going to Hogwarts. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 99 - Pocky Panic and Clumsy Wizard

Has anybody ever considered that the Slenderman is just a lonely, wanderin', spooky vegan that's just looking for some food? Has anybody ever left food outside for him? Maybe some hummus an carrots? Or like, something else that he'd like? Maybe it's time we all start being a little more considerate of our tall, creepy friend. Ya' know? I mean, tis the season. Other topics in Episode 98 include artificial flavorings, getting pedis with Guy Fieri, deadly foods, MRMBB333 and his incredible website, songs you had playing on your MySpace, delicacies, Vacation Milk, Eli needs a perm, and we're almost 100 episodes old?! Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/ Also, here's MrMBB333's Website. It's excellent. https://www.mrmbb333.com/

Episode 98 - Philly Pyramid and Slenderman Snacks

Have you ever had suspicion that somebody you know might be a witch? Do they talk to cats? Do they talk to themselves? Are they, or have they ever been sarcastic? If so, you're in luck! Episode 97 will tell you exactly how to tell if somebody is a witch...well...these signs might be from a hundred or so years ago...but...maybe they'll still work? Other topics include fighting a Frogman, pudding in general, terrible types of cake, Crazy Town, a new way to go about the DARE program, banjo Primus, and why does America have such wimpy cryptids? Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 97 - Witch Hunting and The Ozarks

Has something embarrassing ever happened to you and you had absolutely nothing to blame it on? Or have you ever gone to the doctor's office with some sort of ailment and there wasn't a single wizard around to blame it on? Well...this episode doesn't really tell you how to blame stuff on wizards...but...maybe they're responsible after all? ...maybe? Other topics include Bigfoot allergies, homemade twix, dainty meats, laundry bears, bird mortality, Dundee's Undees, Stanley Kubrick, and Hollywood bullies. Join us, won't you? Do you have questions about ghosts n' stuff? Do you have some creepy personal stories you'd like to share? Do you need some middle-of-the-road advice about some goblins or something? If so, you're in luck! Call our Spooky Spouses Hotline whenever you'd like! We'd love to hear from you! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 96 - The Evil Eyes Wide Shut

In this week's super special Halloween-themed episode, we listen to some voicemails from our Spooky Spouses Hotline about people's not-so-great costumes...and boy howdy this was VERY fun! Topics include the Raptor King, yellow overalls, dressing up and people thinking that you didn't dress up, aerodynamic James Bond, and pajamas. We also talk about some of our favorite Halloween candy treats as kids and what we'd like to get as adults...because....why not? Join us, won't you? Do you have any questions about ghosts, skeletons, or maybe even time travel? Did something happen to you (spooky related) that you want share? Do you need any mediocre advice about what to do with alllllllllll of these rats?! If so, call our Spooky Spouses Hotline! We'll answer your question on an upcoming episode! *803-816-BOOS (2667)* Find our show here: https://plnk.to/SpookySpouses Scavengers Network: www.scavengersnetwork.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork Here's the link to help one of our favorite websites get even spookier. Do you have a story about a cryptid sighting? Follow the link! http://cryptozoologynews.com/report-sighting/

Episode 95 - Worst Costume Stories from our Spooky Hotline

A podcast about Ghosts n' Stuff hosted by Lindsey and Jordan Reed. Topics range from: the paranormal, which cryptid is cutest, are warlocks good singers, time travel crystals, an abandoned boat full of rats, our dog, etc. Have a question? Call our Spooky Hotline: 803-816-2667 (BOOS) ☎️ Or send us an email: spookyspousescast@gmail.com ? New episodes released every Monday (unless we get eaten by a ghost...or something)

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