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Chapter 5 - "Whitney, Let's Get The Heck On Outta Here..." -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

Ch 5 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, Let's Get The Heck On Outta Here..."

Chapter 4 - "Whitney, I Failed You" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

Ch 4 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, I Failed You."

Chapter 3 - "Whitney, I Exist!" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

Ch 3 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, I Exist!"

Chapter 2 - "Whitney, Come Back Home!" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

Ch 2 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, Come Back Home!"

Chapter 1 - "Whitney, Where Is Your Head?" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop.  "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring:  Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring:  Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom  Arthur Meyer as Dad  Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

Ch 1 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, Where Is Your Head"

To kick off the new and improved channel for The Borts Podcast, here's a trailer for "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas," a scripted Christmas movie podcast that will be released into this feed November 30th, the Monday after Thanksgiving aka PRIME Christmas movie time! It will be released in 5 short chapters, all of which will be available to listen to bright and early on the morning of November 30th.  "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas" is the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a children's Christmas cartoon had cuss words. Starring Kelly Hudson Featuring Dan Klein, Kassia Miller, Arthur Meyer, Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen. Written, directed, edited, and produced by Ben Wietmarschen. Stay tuned for this and more from The Borts Podcast this holiday season! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

TRAILER: Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas (A Scripted Christmas Movie Podcast)

The calendar has turned to December and the BORTS have turned into CHEESY MOVIE WATCHING MACHINES. Throughout the yuletide month, we'll be watching our favorite made-for-tv Christmas movies from Lifetime, Hallmark, and MarVista and recapping them (sometimes with guests!). And if you're a good boy or girl, the Xmas Borts Elf will deliver a message at the end of the episode. HAPPY HOLIDAYS --- If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

Christmas Borts - "Twinkle All The Way"

The calendar has turned to December and the BORTS have turned into CHEESY MOVIE WATCHING MACHINES. Throughout the yuletide month, we'll be watching our favorite Christmas movies from Lifetime, Hallmark, and MarVista and recapping them (sometimes with guests!). And if you're a good boy or girl, the Xmas Borts Elf will deliver a message at the end of the episode. HAPPY HOLIDAYS --- If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

Christmas Borts - "Staging Christmas"

Sports are great but the one thing we all agree on: They could be better! The only way to do that is to change the rules. Ben has a bunch of new rule ideas for baseball, basketball, football, and soccer that he thinks will make everything better. The Sports Borts Rules Courts is where he presents these new rule changes to Ashley "The Judge" Chavez-Wietmarschen so she can decide whether to "Call The Commish" and tell them to change the rule OR she tells Ben to "Go to jail, bitch" if the rule stinks. It's a simple system. ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

The Sports Borts Rules Courts (Volume 2)

Yes, we've all played "Fuck, Marry, Kill." We get it, it's fun to cuss and wallow gallows humor from time to time, but the BORTS are more serious-minded about these things. Especially when it comes to sports. Funnyman Jason Flowers joins the podcast and brings his sports version of FMK: "Cut, Trade, Super Max!" We explore the best sports trios of all time and decide who we'd get rid of, who we'd trade (or trade for), and who we'd allow to secure the bag, so to speak.  Listen, play along, have some fun for once in your frickin life! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

Cut, Trade, Super Max with Jason Flowers

The Borts celebrate the 50th (and, technically, 51st) episode by discussing 50 separate, unique, beautiful, dumb, disgusting, big, small, and medium sports things! Part 1: August 13, 2019 Part 2: August 20, 2019 ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

50 Sports Things For 50 (and 51) Episodes pt. 2

50 Sports Things For 50 (and 51) Episodes pt. 1

"I don't entertain hypotheticals"  ...is something you'll never hear on this dang old podcast. We love hypotheticals! In fact, we think they're VERY entertaining! The Borts welcome the very funny and nice Gary Richardson (SNL) to the Headquarts to ponder over 5 Q's: 1-What is the rubric for being the GOAT? 2-If you could be present for any sports moment in history, which one would it be? 3-What player has the best youtube compilation? 4-Who is your All-NBA team of only guards? 5-Which would you rather do: hit a 3 pointer at the buzzer, game 7 of the finals, score a winning goal in extra time of the World Cup championship game, or hit a grand slam to win Game 7 of the World Series? All that and more answered on this episode of Sports Borts! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

5 Hypothetical Sports Questions with Gary Richardson

If you're like most Borts-heads, there's nothing more simultaneously calming AND exciting to you than watching your team play in an offseason league. We all know about baseball's Spring Training and, of course, soccer's famous FRIENDLIES, but how much do you know about NBA Summer League in Las Vegas every summer. It's got everything! Basketball's brightest stars wearing sweats in the stands, young ballers competing for their lives, and air conditioning!  The funny and great Matt Hobby (Young Sheldon) talks to the Borts about his tradition of going to Summer League in Vegas most summers. The sights, the smells, the staring contests with DeMarcus Cousins. Along with some ska talk and analysis of when (or if) it's appropriate to wear jerseys anywhere but a game, this ep has everything. Listen! ... If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

NBA Las Vegas Summer League with Matt Hobby

The Sports Borts Podcast brings in guest comedians and interesting people outside of the sports world that are not expert sports pundits but have passionate feelings about sports culture. It's sports talk for people who think "Sports Talk" is dumb as hell. Hosted by Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez. Email us questions, comments, or pictures of yourself at a game kissing someone you love right smack dab on the lips, here: sportsborts@gmail.com Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sports-borts/support

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