Disc 2 of Mistwalker's Lost Odyssey has a lot going for it: there's Resident Evil mansions, bizarre magic abilities, a ton of Thousand Years of Dreams stories, a possible dragon, and of course underwear. Also: - Jansen's sketchiness gets to even Vanessa - Fillibust In Me: The Many Songs of Marina - A very beautiful lullaby that is also a tuneless dirge - Vanessa the Sand Witch - Johnny says Composite in a Canadian way - Vanessa says Puma in a fascinating way This Week: Kaim rescues the old sorceress! Next Week: We finish Disc 2! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by Javagore

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Lost Odyssey Part 3 - Content Warning: Jansen

We start getting into the tear-filled meat of Mistwalker's Lost Odyssey in this emotional rollercoaster of a chunker. In this episode: the longest funeral in a game ever; two actually non-annoying children; and the further adventures of Prince Glitter Pony! Also: - That One Episode of GI Joe Where Everyone Dissolves Into Mud Puppets - Jansen's Problematic Techniques - Wells for Boys Energy - Bob Sagetting the Kids - Jamiroquai Glasses Improving Cutscenes This Week: Kaim defeats the tentacle monster Obsidian! Next Week: Kaim rescues the old sorceress! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by Javagore

Lost Odyssey Part 2 - Extreme Sounding

Rid of the curse of Kingdom Hearts for now the gang stumble onto Mistwalker's Lost Odyssey - a cult classic JRPG that flew under the radar back in 2008 in spite of an expensive ad campaign. Is it Sakaguchi's comeback? Or annoying and full of pointless stories? We're all pretty split on this one so far! Also: - International Cheese Day - A Leaky Staff - Her Chest Lacked the Swellings of a Grown Woman - Big Sidekick Energy - Prince Sparkle Pony - #FriendsReunion This Week: Kaim goes to jail after defeating a big ol' wormy boy in Lost Odyssey! Next Week: Kaim defeats the tentacle monster Obsidian! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by Javagore

Lost Odyssey Part 1 - The Magic Hyphen Industrial Revolution

The gang has mixed feelings over the ending of Kingdom Hearts 2 and are left with a lot of questions, like: - Did any of this make sense? - Why did Johnny yell at Matthew? - Does what happened to Riku make more sense than the Marvel movies? - Should you be pressing the Y / triangle button more? Or the X / Square? Or not? - How do you pronounce Saix? - And of course, the long requested: would you eat this summon? This Week: We finish Kingdom Hearts 2, Thank God Next Week: Kaim goes to jail after defeating a big ol' wormy boy in Lost Odyssey Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by GFATMusic

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 8 - Better Than The Marvel Movies

Things get a little off the rails at the start of this Square Roots when an ice cream truck constantly drives past Johnny's window, causing him to lose all focus. But! We go back to your favorite Disney lands for another dose of direct to VHS sequel adventures, as well as... - Matt Learns the Word Cheugy - Peter Pan is Actually Pretty Cool - Reading things "Burger Time" - Crackers in the Bath Tub - Vanessa Finds Out About Other Vanessa - Sorry Mommy! This Week: Agrabah 2, Port Royal 2, Halloweentown 2, Pride Lands 2 Next Week: We finish Kingdom Hearts 2, Thank God Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by GFATMusic

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 7 - Weird Owl Hootavic

Coming hot off the heels of one of our Scare Roots Livestreams, Vanessa and Jim sit down with the star of Phantasmagoria 2 - Paul Morgan Stetler! We discuss his new YouTube project Conversations with Curtis centered around the game, why the game may be finding a new life with today's gamers and get some insider details into what it was like to bring the game to life. Check out Conversations with Curtis at https://www.youtube.com/c/conversationswithcurtis Conversations With Curtis Patreon https://www.patreon.com/conversationswithcurtis 

A Conversation with Phantasmagoria 2's Paul Morgan Stetler!

The whole Square Roots is out of sorts this week as they are obsessed with chilli dogs, and not really that interested in Sora revisiting the Disney worlds again. But that doesn't mean there's not a lot to talk about, like: - "I Love That You Love It" - Evil Uncle Scratch - Fitness Deez Lutz - She Wants That Knot - Not Gas-X - Auron Action Figure This Week: Land of Dragons 2, Beast's Castle 2, Olympus 2 Next Week: Agrabah 2, Port Royal 2, Halloweentown 2, Pride Lands 2 Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by GFATMusic 

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 6 - Le Donque-Donque

Somehow although we only visited a handful of worlds this chunker became chockablock with crazy nonsense, including: - Lion Hamlet - Vanessa Gets Visited By A Socially Conservative Owl - Congratulations Things - Roxas's friends: Hey There, Paunch and Oolug - Getting Norted - Do You Like Imagine Dragons? - Naminé-tions - Can Sora Read? - Cyber Bikes - "Got it memorized?" - Goofy's Death - JRPG Tommy Lee This Week: Pride Lands, Twilight Town Revisited, Space Paranoids & Hollow Bastion Battle Next Week:  Land of Dragons 2, Beast's Castle 2, Olympus 2 Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by GFATMusic

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 5 - Yee-Yee Ass Keyblade

This time Kingdom Hearts 2 really swings for the bleachers with nothin' but hits, from Aladdin to Little Mermaids and Pirates of the Carribbean! It's tough to reach a consensus on all this finny fun, but there's plenty to enjoy such as: - Gilbert Gottfried's newest sponsors - Aladdin's Whole Other Family - Vanessa's shocking Pirates confession - A phone call to Magical Disney Locker Supply - Way too much singing This Week: Atlantica, Port Royal, Halloween Town, Agrabah Next Week: Pride Lands, Hollow Bastion Battle & Space Paranoids, Land of Dragons Part 2 Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by GFATMusic

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 4 - Santa Loves Me

Oh hey! Welcome to our continuing journey through Squaresoft and Disney's Kingdom Hearts 2! There's plenty of Disney nostalgia in this episode, as well as Nomura nonsense, random Organization XIII characters and also: - Disneyfied Auron - Old Castles Aren't Fun - Daisy's good Ending - I believe in BooBerry - A Little Pete Chat This Week: Olympus, 100 Acre Wood, Disney Castle and Timeless River Next Week: Atlantica, Port Royal, Halloween Town, Agrabah Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by GFATMusic

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 3 - Absolute Sibilant

We get through our first two Disney worlds and yet this episode is surprisingly light on Disney songs. On this chunker of Squaresoft's Kingdom Hearts 2 we get Sora a couple of rad keyblades and also: - Jim explains how drives work - Vanessa wants to learn all the official Disney nipples - Everyone loves Doug Airholes - Jim's first good theory in the history of the podcast - A very horny dresser - Vanessa's new bit: you have two bears inside you This Week: Hollow Bastion, Land of Dragons, and Beast's Castle Next Week: We defeat Ursula in Atlantica! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by GFATMusic

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 2 - That's How He Gets Strong

Oh yes. We have embarked on an adventure. We're going to the Kingdom.... of Hearts! Two! This Patreon vote winner has brought a multitude of responses from each host. On this episode: - Matt's fancy son wonders why the chairs in Organization XIII are so high - Jim gets frustrated when we don't let him tell us what's happening - Johnny gets confused on whether this is a Matrix or a Truman Show or a Dark City - We reveal the true origins of Count Dooku - Are you ready for Conservative Comedian Goofy? - Vanessa's new bit: her Donald Duck impression! This Week: We get Sora's new outfit! Next Week: Hollow Bastion, Land of Dragons, and Beast's Castle Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com This Season's Theme by GFATMusic

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 1 - This Is Just A Business Card That Says Finger Stuff

Gird up your Mommy Milkers and Daddy Doinkers because it's time for some of us to finish Final Fantasy 8! This episode has everything you've ever wanted in a finalé episode, including: - More GF ranking! - Shumi Hand Talk! - Only Vanessa understanding the ending! - Junctionning yourself onto... SlutZone! - Maybe the best Final Fantasy last dungeon ever? This Week: We finish the game! Next Week: We do some nonsense in Yensid's tower in KH2, don't ask me Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Final Fantasy VIII Part 8 - The Mommy Milky Way

We sit down with Writer/Director Billy Ray (Captain Phillips, The Comey Rule, The Hunger Games), to discuss his film Shattered Glass, ethics in journalism, and his upcoming series on the January 6th attacks on the US Capitol.   VIDYA GAMEZ Check out Billy Ray's wiki here:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Ray_(screenwriter)   Tweet at Billy Ray: @BillyRay5229   Watch Shattered Glass free on Youtube here:  https://youtu.be/LdtWcXAQ2Q0   Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com    

Square Roots Vs Billy Ray

Holy heck! Square Roots is FIVE whole years old! We debate whether half a decade is a long time as well as other hot topics like: - Vanessa doesn't want to be in a certain Posse - The Crisp Bowl Spire - Rinoa's little flux problem, a blurby wurble thing - Lunatic Pandora, Matt's Favourite Papa Roach Album - Final Fantasy's Longest Running Will They / Won't They This Week: We finish Disc 3! Next Week: We finish the game! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com 

Final Fantasy VIII Part 7 - I'm Really Mee-Maw

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.

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