The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure out that everyone is freaking out in 2022 and hear from a listener about the best materials to cum into. Support the podcast, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE for 60 days at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code socks16 

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161: Tinder Swindler Has a DONG!

The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB,  how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more.  You can support the boys, hear the full episode, and get 4 bonus episodes every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

Bellybutton Deepthroat

The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why hotels are the best place to bang. They also hear from a listener that had a wild threesome and get Emily’s take on whether Trev and Blau could do porn.  Support the pod and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Free US shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to BetterHELP for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks 

160: Bang Like a Pilgrim with Emily Willis

The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

Piped Out in the Weinermobile

The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish.  Follow Sofia @sofiafranklyn on all platforms Get 4 bonus episodes a month and 120 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to our sponsors this week: Athletic Greens (https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks) SKYN Condoms (https://www.SKYN.com) Diet Smoke (20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com)

159: How To Slide In Her DMs with Sofia Franklyn

The boys are joined by adult entertainer Mia Malkova and shit gets wild. They riff on whether or not pornstars like average dick, learn about Mia's mermaid fantasies, and hear about the time she kicked a guy as hard as she could in the balls to help him get hard. Oh also Mia gets Blau to RATE HER FEET. Science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on orders over $30 at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

158: NFTitty with Mia Malkova

The boys riff on becoming the CEOs of Hot Dog on a Stick, wonder if school uniforms  actually stop bullying, and figure out the most viewed websites in the  world. They also determine the loneliest meal and help a listener figure  out how to please his girls very specific kink.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

Topped Off For a McChicken

The boys riff on ordering lotion on postmates, doing ayahausca in your hometown, and how Jeff Bezos has been wildin' post-divorce. They also discover the world's largest vagina and hear from a listener that had a bad run-in with Facebook Live. Get 4 extra eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order (of $200 or more) with promo code SOCKS at https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get 2 months FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.ShipStation.com 

157: Money B*tch Bezos

The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out  why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter. Get 4 bonus eps a month and access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Take ownership of your health at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks 

156: Drake's Hot Sauce Surprise

The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday strip club experience and hear from a listener about an extremely specific p*rn subreddit. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

Holographic Strippers

The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss the Alpha Phi Piano Club, Home Depot nut buckets, and hear from a listener who is bangin' in a trailer. Support the pod, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and unlock access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

155: Reviewing Most Watched P-Hub Content of 2021

The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a  flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut  lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like  and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years  ago. 

4D Print a Pocket P**sy

The boys riff on how Trevor was a late bloomer, why reverse cowgirl is overrated, and how Michael should definitely sell his card collection. We also get an update on the legendary cum closet and hear from a listener about some painful dorm room sex.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 meals free at https://www.helllofresh.com/stiffsocks16 with our code stiffsocks16

154: Frozen Hot Dog Hooha

The boys riff on Michael getting scammed, Trev's foray into reddit jerk  offs, why people go wild for t-shirt cannons, and how NFTS are just  modern day beanie babies.  Support the pod and hear the full episode + get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

Yelp a Sex Club

The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out of Blau's book and celebrated the holidays with a little bit of FOOT ACTION (!!!). They also riff on the sexiest fruits, optimal vagina tempertures and whether or not they'd get buried or cremated. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Purple Mattress for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off any order over $200 at https://www.purple.com/socks with our code SOCKS.

153: Trevor Gets Some Foot Action

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irrelevant charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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