In this episode we're back.  We invent a softer, nicer way to say the 'c' word.  Self check-out no longer just means looking at yourself in the mirror. We drink a Christmas tree, thanks to Banded Brewing's Greenwarden.  We discuss winter campfires, and more.

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0054 Where Are You?

In this episode we dodge COVID, racial strife, and murder hornets, we server a hot slice of Master Pizza, Arcpoint Tailwinds are at our backs, mouthbreathers' days are numbered, hair diapers, and we premier new original outtro music by Shon B.

0053 What's Next?

In this episode we protect yo neck, we discuss more murder shows, we discover hair diapers, Six Point comes back with a delicious Spritzer Bomb, there are lots of words for a crap beer review, Flavor Flavor Flave, midnight gospel...........oh yeah, and there's still a f@cking pandemic going on.

0052 No Fever, Cough, or Other Symptoms

In this episode we're in a state of emergency as the COVID-19, we drink Corona even though Mexicans don't like it, it's rated 2.32 - 1.98 out of 5, Stone Cow still rocks, and chart boards (soft ch....as in charcuterie) are awesome.

0051 Shart Board

In this episode it's been like 30 weeks since our last podcast, Tim can't figure out the buttons, true crime bullshit - Israel Keyes, we drink citrus & hops hard seltzer, we want beer can and airplane glue chicken, we may still be hungry, we learn how the ancients wiped their arses, and Tim talks himself out of buying a bidet.

0050 Half Century

In this episode (that was supposed to be posted a minute ago) we thank Doug Benson for the title, we give a travel advisory for Slim Jims in bloody marys (vegan trigger alert) Wally Juice, we pith ourselves over a beer review, we discuss our goth power days, Beck is the godmother of our "cool", and we go long-winded on cool music (54:06 - 58:18......if you want to skip because you're just not cool.).sorry for the break.  we love you all.

0049 The Holiday Taint - thanks Doug Benson

In this episode Moscow Mule Beer is on tap at the Stone Cow, we urge you to clean off your car, santa messed up, Ben bought a beer he hates, Lawson's Sip of Sunshine, and a spoonful of Benedryl will keep your little ones asleep.

0048 Contiguous

In this episode Ben gets Carne Asada, we get 100 feet of snow, we review a wedding photo, we get political-ish (sorry Tulsi Gabbard), a Mighty Squirrel causes Cosmic Distortion, Greatful Beer Guy stops by, we discuss Bob Dylan, J. Lindros still can't punctuate, Mike rides on jumper cables, and we get touching. 

0047 Touching Tips

In this episode ASMR can go eff itself, we wanted to introduce a new segment but the music wasn't ready, it takes 20 minutes to get to the point on Sonic Youth, Santa screws us out of riding the animals, Sears sucks, Grateful Beer Guy stops by-ish to review Shatter, we stumble across some voice effects (that hopefully come through the recording), and if you don't use it...you lose it.

0046 Where Are the Animals?

In this episode Les Pukey becomes a carnival ride reviewer, Ben pees wicked friggin' long - hey, el gose limes & sea salt, (i don't like), we do a public service announcement, we go eyeballing, we discuss butt chugging, and we create a new drinking challenge.

0045 Edward 80 Butt

In this episode we go racial early....again...., #44 Lewis Hamilton wins his 6th Formula 1 World Championship, we share an exclusive announcement regarding the new baseball team in Worcester, Ben has very strict shrimp rules, and grits rules, we invent Jesus shrimp, Monkeys fly out of the fridge with Panda Cupcakes, Tim Horton does a beer review, eh, and Dunkins used to be a contender.

0044 Killer Panda

In this episode we deal with racism early, we have a record setting 12:45 minute intro, Coors Light has a lower rank than Natty Daddy, Ben uses the word effusive, we probably try a beer, and Julie floats an air biscuit.

0043 Beware the Intro...

In this episode we do Silent September, NB has Am-ish people...and they like hay bale plays, we give free advertising to the Thai House in E.B., Julie licks a Salty Crystal, we get a beer review by Homer, and maybe some other stuff.

0042 I Forgot What We Were Calling This Episode

In this episode Julie tries out her "after dark" voice, Tiny Tim is still dead, Arizona Iced Tea is NOT dead, Master Pizza has a kid, Natty Daddy stops by to say "I never loved you,"  best beer review ever, we crap on the T lines, Triple E is not the same as Tripoly, and we decide that Natty Daddy tastes like Strom Thurmond.

0041 Who's Your Daddy?

This episode would be relevant if Shon B had gotten off his ass and mastered it and posted it......however....just pretend it's fair season.  In this episode Shon B gets gray hairs, carnivals are not full of honest people, we grift our way through the fair, Van Halen Mirrors, Ben has a thing, Julie absolutely kills, and Cloud Candy rains deliciousness in the IPA category.

0040 High End Unicorn

A comedic review of current events both worldwide and local, brought to you by your hosts Tim, Julie, and Ben and their producer SHON B.  We discuss a world of podunk happenings with US and global events, as if they are all just outside our door.

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