 On this episode of Still Not Married Jess and Chris talk about how COVID-19 may force them to postpone their wedding and stay engaged forever. They have the GOATS and WOATS of social distancing. Jess cries over March Madness. They talk about small businesses affected by coronavirus and give tips on helping support the community. They have one last Rover of the Month for awhile. Find out why they got a Costco membership, if they have enough toilet paper and why Jess is the worst when she’s sleep deprived. They end with 101 questions to ask before getting married. Stay safe and be well everyone! 

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S2E6: We’re Probably Never Getting Married

 On this episode of Still Not Married, Jessica and Chris have picked their wedding date and venue! They talk about why planning a wedding has been even more difficult than expected and Jess wants to do E-vites and Costco cake. They pick GOATs and WOATs of Valentines Day, and they talk what they love and hate about each other this month. Find out their favorite Rover of the Month and the new show they’re binging with Netflix and Chill. Things go off the rails because they forgot their 101 Questions to Ask Before Getting Engaged book for the first time. 

S2E5: We Have A Date!

 On this episode of “Still Not Married” Jess and Chris ring in the new year with new updates on their wedding. Spoiler alert: they still don’t have a date. They recap the last month with Things I Love About You and Things I Hate About You. They talk about their latest dog watching adventures with Rover of the Month. The Bachelor is back! They do a live Bachelor-draft of which contestants they think will go the furthest on the show! They end things with 101 Questions To Ask Before Getting Married. 

S2E4: New Decade, Same Us

 On this month’s episode of Still Not Married Chris and Jess talk about the GOATS and WOATS of Thanksgiving. They also settle a very important rumor going the city of Memphis. They talk about their wedding plans and why they still don’t have a date. Jess shot her first gun. Chris is trying to help her make new friends. They discus their Rover of their month, plant-based burgers and the TV show they gave up. Special guest Sharon in the house!

S2E3: FREEZING COLD TAKES

 On Episode 2 of Still Not Married, Jess and Chris finally have a wedding date! Kind of. Ok not really. They talk about how hard it is to make wedding plans. Segments include: things we hate, things we love, Rover the month (it’s a bearded dragon!) and Netflix and Chill. We début two new segments: How Do They Do That? (like, how do couples work when one person hates sports?!) and When We Get Old (will a robot fold my laundry?!). Plus, Jess talks about the meanest viewer email she’s ever received. And as always, 101 Questions To Ask Before Getting Engaged.

S2E2: Can Women be D-Bags?

 Chris and Jess are finally engaged! So now what? On the first episode of "Still Not Married," the two talk about all the questions they constantly get about their pending wedding. Jess thinks Chris should take her last name because it's 2019 and why not. They go into what they want/don't want at their future wedding. They also have a new side hustle as dog sitters. They wrap up as always with 101 Questions to Ask Before You Get Engaged/Married.

S2E1: No, We Don't Have A Date

 Chris and Jess talk about fighting over the dishes, and oh yeah, they also got engaged. This is the episode you've all been waiting for! Find out the insane details of a proposal six years in the making on the season finale of "Still Not Engaged."

Episode 10: The Big One

 On Episode 9 of Still Not Engaged Jess and Chris let the people decide how they should get engaged. Chris talks about procuring the ring. They discuss why May is the best month in Memphis, how Chris met Miley Cyrus and a lot of BBQ. Find out what famous person’s kid stole their “how we met” story. They went to Dairy Queen and Burger King. They’re mad at Game of Thrones. Top it all off with 101 Questions to Ask Before You Get Engaged. 

Episode 9: What's in the Box?

 On Episode 8 of Still Not Engaged the proposal-o-meter is code orange. Chris talks about asking Jessica’s dad for her hand in marriage. Jess doesn’t know what to do with her hands when the proposal actually happens. They’ve figured out a middle name for their future child that’s sure to get her a lot of friends. On this month’s “Things I Hate About You” they share a hatred of people bashing Memphis. Find out which Southern foods are their favorites. On “Netflix and Chill” they’re loving being a part of the cool club. And as always, 101 Questions To Ask Before Getting Engaged.

Episode 8: Memphis, TN The Most Beautiful Land In The World

 On episode 7 of “Still Not Engaged” Jess and Chris dip into why March Madness is the best time of the year. Chris talks about how Jess eats most foods like a serial killer, and Jess wishes Chris was a better Instagram boyfriend. The battle over their future children’s names lives on. Chris shares a special Memphis story and they answer 101 questions you should ask before you get engaged. 

Episode 7: Best Month of the Year

 On episode 6 of “Still Not Engaged” Jess and Chris have a very, VERY important update on their engagement! Find out what Jess got Chris for Valentines Day. They talk about becoming that couple who seems like they hate each other in public. GOATS and WOATS of seasonal candy. Netflix and Chill. And 101 Questions Before You Get Engaged. 

Episode 6: THE MONTH OF LOVE

 On THE MOST DRAMATIC episode of Still Not Engaged yet, Jess and Chris try to convince a new beverage company, Koios, (drink it! buy it! love it!) to sponsor their podcast. They have their first guest! Kind of. Jess laughs so hard she cries. Find out if they’re going to be a matching pajama family or a Christmas card family. Enjoy a very heated debate on Applebee’s vs. Outback Steakhouse. They talk about The Bachelor and 101 Questions To Ask Before You Get Engaged.

Episode 5: We Made It?

 On this episode of “Still Not Engaged” Chris and Jess fight about leaving clothes in the dryer...again. They talk about bad proposals at restaurants, and why maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to get engaged at Olive Garden. Find out the name of their future son, and hear the GOATs and WOATs of family staying with you during the holidays. They wrap things up with “Netflix and Chill” and 101 Questions to Ask Before You Get Engaged. This podcast ends with them just yelling at each other, so ya don’t want to miss it! 

Episode 4: The Love Strikes Back

 On episode 3 of “Still Not Engaged” Chris and Jess listened to the people...and respect the peoples’ time! They’re on the clock for their first 30 minute episode. They talk GOATs and WOATs of being an adult on Halloween. Find out what their future child’s name will be. No, they’re not having a child right now. Plus things the hate about adulting, they’re big fight of the month and why they love cuddling (ewwwww). Plus the monthly “101 Questions You Should Ask Before You Get Engaged.”

Episode 3: KISS: Keep It Short, Stupid

 Still not engaged and have enormously huge egos after people told them they actually like this podcast. They discuss living to tell the tale of conquering all four Disney World parks in one day. They also talk about why public proposals are both the best and the worst. In this month’s “You Know What You Did,” Jess confronts Chris about a very serious problem that’s popped up (literally). “What We Hate About Adulting” dives into parking lot fender benders. NEW BALLER SEGMENT: Chris found a book called ‘101 Questions to Ask Before You Get Engaged,’ so buckle up homies. And Jess starts crying internally talking about “A Star Is Born.”

Episode 2: Chris and Jess Are Back!

On “Still Not Married” Chris and Jessica provide the most important relationship advice you’ll ever hear to make sure you won’t end up a ‘mom’s basement bro’ or ‘crazy cat lady’ forever. Not really. But that sounds good. The two have been dating for 5 years and bring fresh and funny takes on dating, moving to the South, tv, movies, sports, pop culture and food.

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