 If there's four things Daniel hates, it's turtles, mutants, teenagers, and ninjas; just not in that order. Joe's indignation involving ice involves interruptive ichor interwoven in imbibing ideology. In a special topic, guest Michael McNamara talks mechanical pencils. Maybe the machines really are taking over... Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

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Episode 37: Average Boomer Pirate Rabbits

Daniel agrees that teens shouldn't be under the influence, but does he really have to hear it form Hoobastank?  Joe laments luxurious lo-fi lullabies languished by lurid lines.  In a special guest topic, the hosts discuss just what can be done in a particularly nipply fashion no-no.   Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Episode 36: Joe-Fi Beats To Not Do Drugs To

 Daniel finds it increasingly difficult to kick off his Sunday shoes while overanalyzing the 80's. Joe's meticulous mulling of mythology mayhaps missed major mistakes made by movies. Also, we talk about peanuts. Sorry. Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Episode 35: Hummus Blumhouse Gets Out

Daniel just can't get enough of anthems for other holidays.  Seriously.  He can't get them and needs your help, America.  Joe pouts prominently per poop picture that postulates preeminent prose.   Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Episode 34: Holiday Droppings

We cozy up by the fire for our first holiday special!  We fail to answer such questions as: What's the fine print in the Santa Clause?  Dis the Grinch attend Catholic school?  Will Anna Kendrick's holly jolly hell flick be an instant classic?   Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Episode 33: A Belated Irkmas Special

Boats. Friend? Foe? Vessels of the damned? Daniel can’t seem to tell. Joe intensely insists incense makes him as incensed as incest. We also construct the perfect way to hold a conversation with uninterested singles in your age group and found a religion to keep you fresh. Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Episode 32: Cap’n Cold-Stache and the Church of Clean

Daniel deigns dentists digging devilishly deep and Joe only wants to drink out of your head if it's convenient to do so. This episode also featured special guest Kristina, who asked the hosts to solve a particularly irksome graphic designer's nightmare. You can check out some of Kristina's graphic design work by following her on Instagram @kbar.designn! Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube 

Episode 31: Flip Me A JPEG, Garçon

Twizzlers and Redvines are a few of Daniel's least favorite things and Joe has only one request: Keep your chapstick application to yourselves, you dirty birds. In a guest topic, a Twitter submitter begs the question: "Colonel... why do we say it like that?" Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off. 

Episode 30: Chappie and His No Good Sticks

Joe and Daniel take a second to reflect on the premier Central Florida horror extravaganza and why you should go at your own risk.  Don't worry Disney fans, it's not so spooky. Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Bonus Episode III: HHN 2019 - A Frightening Retrospect

Joe and Daniel celebrate Halloween with a jaded look at some of the holiday's worst representatives.  Werewolves, zombies, and even the noble cinnamon broom can't escape their clutches this harvest season.  In a guest submitted topic, the guys also discuss why taking two showers a day isn't just eco-unfriendly, but irk-worthy too. Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off. 

Episode 29: A Spooky, Scary Irkoween

With bellies full of seasonal refreshment, Joe and Daniel recount a less than stellar time with the Clown Prince of Crime, Daniel's trip down and up and down again on a 65 mph death trap, and what it takes to win an Oscar.  News flash, it's not doing a horrible Robert De Niro impression. 

Episode 28: A Couple Of Rip-Ridin' Jokers

In this episode comprised of some cut content, Joe and Daniel throw shade on the two items you should never purchase at the grocery store: Grapefruits and Helicopters.    Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Bonus Episode II: High-Flyin' Citrus Copters

Daniel wants to liberate the auto-locking shopping carts from their surly bonds and expresses some concern with nature's little horror monsters; bats.  Joe, much like an ashamed cat, wishes to be left alone when eating and roots for anyone who stands against the evil Chef Bobby.     Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Episode 27: Gettin' Batty with Bobby in the Bouncy Bastille

Daniel thinks that the long dead should stay in the limestone rather than the limelight, while also setting out to prove that you really can only have one chip.  Joe unveils his PSA for keeping socks on your feet and babies out of reach.     Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Episode 26: Arise, Sir King Of Queens, Lord Of Lay's

In our first ever Irkiversary special, Joe and Daniel revisit irks each other talked about over the past year, and pitch new solutions for them.  Daniel proposes a battle royale and thinks cooking shows should include a scavenger hunt.  Joe thinks it's about time we knock kids down a notch and invents a new dessert no one asked for.  A special thanks to all of the guests who have been on the first year of the show, and to all of the listeners who have submitted topics over the past year.  Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Episode 25: The First Annual Irkiversary Special

Stop Irking Me Off is the show where the guests are all mad about the small things in life. The things throughout the day that really get your goat, make your blood boil and yes, irk you off. Join hosts Joe Kolasa and Daniel J. Meyer as they ask about what petty things start your day off on the worst foot imaginable.

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