Part 2 of our Twilight saga spoilercast series. In "New Moon," we meet the vampires, the Volturi and more Volvos. Enjoy! (This is Anthony please help me I can't watch three more of these movies)

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BONUS EPISODE 2: Twilight: New Moon

It finally happened. $100 showed up in Anthony's Venmo, so your humble hosts are watching all of the Twilight movies. First up: Twilight. Hear our thoughts on spider monkeys, vampire baseball, R. Patz and K. Stew and more!

BONUS EPISODE: Twilight!

We're back! Our triumphant return from hiatus includes some coronavirus relationship advice, a new segment, a debate about whether or not Godzilla is a dragon, the founding of the Tim Robbins Fan Club and more.

Ep. 23: How Many People Out There Have Checked on Their Neopets?

The mean, green Grinch is back in theaters, thanks to Benedict Cumbergrinch and the good people at Illumination Entertainment. We spend about 98 percent of this episode talking about the Grinch, and yes, at one point, Anthony does say the Grinch drinks piss. We're very sorry. Also, Genevieve definitely says "sledge" instead of "sludge" at one point. Enjoy and happy holidays! 

Ep. 22: Benegrinch Cumbergrinch

Don't listen to this one with the lights off, folks. It's our annual Halloween Spooktacular Frightmare episode. Ghost horses, the Mothman, Edward Cullen - listen if you dare. Also: Genevieve argues that Twilight is better than Game of Thrones (it's not) and we get an exciting opportunity to join the Illuminati.

Ep. 21: Twilight is Better Than Game of Thrones

This episode's a little different, folks. Instead of giving advice, we took a quiz to see if we're really ready to get married. Are we? Listen and find out. We also talk about nicknames, Hilary Duff, shellfish and more.

Ep. 20: Hilary Duff Did Nothing Wrong

This is the big one, folks. It finally happened. The local kids got engaged, which the haters and losers, of which there are many, said would never happen. In this episode, we invent a new relationship status, dole out far too much engagement advice for two people who have been engaged less than a week and talk about dump boys. Enjoy.

Ep. 19: Love 2.0 - Love Upgraded

Major switch-em-up at the beginning and end of this week's podcast, friends. Be prepared. All you need to know about this episode is that there's been a murder at the pool hall involving a toilet, but don't worry -- a detective is investigating. Keep grifting.

Ep. 18: He Got Murdered By A Toilet At The Pool Hall

This one's shorter than usual, but that's probably a good thing? Who wants to listen to us talk for an hour-plus? Anyways, if you need cuddling advice, want to know about park dates or just want to hear some erotic fanfiction about your favorite hosts, this is the episode for you.

Ep. 17: It Just Hit Me That This Is A Relationship Advice Podcast

Lots of presidential humor in this one, you guys, but probably not about the president you're expecting. Also, Anthony does just a totally very good impression of Ricky Ricardo. Other topics covered: babysitting, frogs, gamers' rights, Netflix original movies

Ep. 16: Sims Snuff Films

This is a very exciting episode because we have our first ever guest, Conall Quinn. Please forgive how bad the episode sounds, we were sharing two mics between three people. The comedy is good as always though, folks. Some topics covered: making out, high school crushes, piss guitars, classic "The Office" moments, Jeff Probst and being basic. Enjoy.

Ep. 15: Arise Fair Sun, And Let Me Get It (ft. Conall)

Folks, I'm so excited to announce that in this episode, there is a backdoor pilot for our radio play of "The Fast and The Furious." Also, we give a lot of good advice in this episode? And the comedy's pretty OK too? Actually, now that I think of it this might be our best episode yet?

Ep. 14: You Wanna Eat Rat Pies?

Folks, our annual member drive is here. Donate at the $15 a month level and get a free "Cool Is Stupid" t-shirt. Also, there's a twist at the end of this episode. Enjoy!

Ep. 13: Don't Stop This Podcast

I regret to inform you that Genevieve outs herself as a massive psychopath in this episode. You have been warned. Also, do you guys remember "The Pink Panther" (2006, dir. Shawn Levy)? We talk about that one a little bit. Also also, we announce A NEW CONTEST. Submit your fan art to win a hat! Other topics: social media etiquette, dentist daddies, bitcoin

Ep. 12: Peel Me, I'm Ripe

Look, this is probably the worst episode yet, but we do a Christmas Carol radio play and a long bit about Garfield, the angry orange cat. Download Amazon Prime using promo code "stopthispodcast" and get 20 percent off your first Fairly Oddparents. I'm sorry to Tim Allen for the mean joke I made about him. Happy holidays! (Also there's ASMR in this episode. We are so sorry.)

Ep. 11: Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Lasagna

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