Remember to leave a 5-star written review on Apple Podcasts for a chance at a free t-shirt (for once this is real, not a bit). We will read all new reviews on the show  next season.----The revelry continues with five more callers. Break out the ale and enjoy the denouement! Thanks to all who listened to the show. We could not have done it without the peasants.Guests on Part Two:1. Megan of Lorien, guardian of Tolkien&apos;s vision2. Andrew of Pittsburgh, musician, pre-esquire and Smeagol impersonator3. Tom of Two Worlds, high inquisitor and enthusiast of both Star Wars and LOTR4. Nancy & Mark of Virginia, sniping sibling duo and and extraordinary storytellers of tales gone by.Topics Include:- Cinematic Interpretations of LOTR vs Tolkien&apos;s Vision- Band feuds- How the show got started- An Impromptu LOTR Impersonation Contest- Aragorn vs Luke Skywalker- Carrying LOTR weapons around in daily life- Why you shouldn&apos;t help your family- Ignoring your friends and stealing graduation gifts- Hello...hello...is Johnny?- The meaning of life in one word

Stupid Fat Hobbits

Season 3 Finale - Part 2

Remember to leave a 5-star written review on Apple Podcasts for a chance at a free t-shirt (for once this is real, not a bit). We will read all new reviews on the show  next season. ----We&apos;ve made it to the end of another successful season! Thank you all for your ideas, jokes, insults, memes, commentary, feedback, and encouragement. It&apos;s been quite astonishing seeing so many peasants contribute to this community. As is tradition, the lads take listener calls during the finale.  Guests for Part One:1. The Infamous "Thelan Den" of the Green Mountain State, a tragic victim of a clerical error2. Ashli of New Orleans, who found SFH after looking for serious Tolkien literary analysis...and kept listening anyway.3. Chris of The Old Dominion, who claims a dubious connection with a so-called International Intellectual Institute. Topics include:- Clearing up reputations- Domestic intellectuality- Stumbling upon hobbits- Favorite segments of the show- Roasting Johnny- Hard-hitting questions like, Hello...Hello...is Johnny?- The meaning of life in one wordWant to support the show?Follow us on Instagram to vote on weekly polls, get show updates, and judge Johnny&apos;s questionable memes.SFH Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/sfh-merch

Season 3 Finale - Part 1

Sean Tchackichickh, sender of multiple emails to the lads, joins the show today. Big question of the day: How are you supposed to refer to Gatorade flavors? The lads share a sweet melody. A listener shares additional thoughts on the old people conundrum. Sean sees his moment. Chris calls out government overreach in his bedroom. The guest, under fire for a LOTR typo, makes excuses. The guest, under fire for his last name, gives a history lesson. The guest under fire for not being offended, refuses to get offended. Around the Table calls back to some serious LOTR Bombadillo analysis.  The guest Pop Take may stupefy some big HP fans. DYHWITTBAI tests the guest on Zeus&apos; seduction methods. Johnny refuses to let the show end without turning the spotlight on himself.

S3E19 - The Government Raids Our Studio

Special episode featuring Conor Brown, Disney World expert, travel agent, and host of the WDW Opinion Podcast. The polls are in and the anti-elderly league came out in full force. Conor&apos;s Pop Take strikes a resounding blow at a regal cultural icon. Conor is now in Witness Protection. In Around the Table, at what point do we have to press the off switch on robots?  Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual brings a rapid-fire onslaught and furious  counter-attack never before seen on the show. The lads conclude the show with an astonishingly thoughtful and informative Disney World Q&A. 

S3E18 - Beyonce Sucks, Disney World Doesn't

The lads pay homage to the red, white, and berries popsicles. Johnny, quite naturally, trashes the episode that did not include him. Over 80% of you supported Finn&apos;s "eat anything at any time" pop take from last week. The lads read a voluminous listener email. Chris hijacks Breaking News From Florida and gives a first-hand account of a curious incident at a convenience store. Pat doesn&apos;t like mushrooms. Johnny&apos;s Pop Take strikes hard and fast at the elderly community. Pat gives a lackluster showing in the first listener-requested quote for the LOTR Impersonation contest. Johnny&apos;s Corner explores alien diplomacy. Want to support the show?Follow us on Instagram to vote on the Pop Take of the Week and the true winner of the LOTR Impersonation Contest.SFH Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/sfh-merchLeave us a written review on Apple Podcasts and we will read it on the show!Subscribe to our YouTube Channel! We are currently rolling out new episodes and plan to upload Seasons 1 and Seasons 2 as well as bonus video content in the near future.

S3E17 - Old People Shouldn't Drive

Guest episode featuring Finn "same family as Chris from Ireland" Mehigan. Chris immediately says a wrong word. The lads explore the sugar argument from last episode in more detail. The conversation steers to the French. Chris refuses to accept the results of the Beloved poll. Finn gives an ancient language test. Finn&apos;s Pop Take brings sushi to the breakfast table. The Intellectual sends the guest to the gulag for his performance in Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual. 

S3E16 - Sushi for Breakfast & Stalin for Dessert

Guest episode with Michael "Hiney" Heinssen.  Should Johnny be "The Beloved" instead of Chris? The lads engage in some baby talk and poetry reading. In Breaking News From Florida, the absence of letters drives a man to fury. Credit card offers validate Pat&apos;s existence. Guest, Mr. Hiney, is the first to bring sources to back up his dopamine-filled Pop Take. The lads bring back the age old classic of hating the French for no reason. Pat accidentally reveals a deep hatred of coma patients. Mr. Hiney lashes out at his courteous hosts for critiquing his heartfelt and generous Apple Podcasts review.  The lads delve into the uncomfortable feeling of listening to your own voice. After a brief foray into the world of cryptocurrency, The Intellectual tests Mr. Hiney&apos;s knowledge on The Crusades.Want to support the show?Follow us on Instagram to vote on the Pop Take of the Week and the true winner of the LOTR Impersonation Contest.SFH Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/sfh-merchLeave us a written review on Apple Podcasts and we will read it on the show!Subscribe to our YouTube Channel! We are currently rolling out new episodes and plan to upload Seasons 1 and Seasons 2 as well as bonus video content in the near future.

S3E15 - The French Are Coming for Your Froot Loops

Johnny has a clubfoot. The lads wonder what happened to the pandemic baking craze and debate the merits of a good loaf. Almost 1/3 of you guys apparently have heard of Stewart Cink. Johnny starts a listener war over Chic-fil-A sauce.  Listener, TheIanDen, redeems himself with an incisive review of Johnny&apos;s personality. Breaking News From Florida investigates the arrest of a skilled street gymnast. Pat gets offended and lashes out at babies.   The adventures of Johnny and Major Funkdu continue as the lads analyze another quote In the Trenches With Tolkien: "All&apos;s well that ends better." Another joke goes over Pat&apos;s head. Want to support the show?Follow us on Instagram to vote on the Pop Take of the Week and the true winner of the LOTR Impersonation Contest.SFH Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/sfh-merchLeave us a written review on Apple Podcasts and we will read it on the show!Subscribe to our YouTube Channel! We are currently rolling out new episodes and plan to upload Seasons 1 and Seasons 2 as well as bonus video content in the near future.

S3E14 - Are Babies Ugly?

Johnny undergoes therapy. Pat can&apos;t say caramel. Johnny is responsible and drinks ginger ale. The lads have started gambling; they also know a thing or two about The Bible. Breaking News From Florida sees...surprise, surprise...yet another altercation at a fast food joint. Chris comes to the table with theories of the Beyond. Johnny has a thought about the multiverse that would be idiotic in every single universe. The lads go Into the Trenches With Tolkien to explore the evil of tears and roast Pat for the way he speaks. Want to support the show?Follow us on Instagram to vote on the Pop Take of the Week and the true winner of the LOTR Impersonation Contest.SFH Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/sfh-merchLeave us a written review on Apple Podcasts and we will read it on the show!Subscribe to our YouTube Channel! We are currently rolling out new episodes and plan to upload Seasons 1 and Seasons 2 as well as bonus video content in the near future.

S3E13 - Beyond the Multiverse: A Tale of Clouds, Gambling, and Destruction

Reminder to submit a written review to Apple Podcasts and share the show with your friends! The lads rehash Sully&apos;s Pop Takes from the previous week. Johnny has a bubble in his throat. Do you know who Stewart Cink is? Breaking News From Florida sees an esteemed artist scissor kick a polite tourist. Johnny&apos;s Pop Take strikes out at the Chic-fil-a old guard. Chris, of course, goes on a rant. Around the Table explores the oddity of Zoom meetings even though you can see the people you are meeting with through your window. Naturally, windows become a hot topic. Chris has a romantic encounter with a window washer. Pat has a panicked encounter with a painter. Johnny has concerns about teeth temperature. The LOTR Impersonation contest does not stop until nightfall. Chris finds himself in Zodiac memery.Want to support the show?Follow us on Instagram to vote on the Pop Take of the Week and the true winner of the LOTR Impersonation Contest.SFH Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/sfh-merchLeave us a written review on Apple Podcasts and we will read it on the show!Subscribe to our YouTube Channel! We are currently rolling out new episodes and plan to upload Seasons 1 and Seasons 2 as well as bonus video content in the near future.

S3E12 - The Two-Way Mirror

Guest episode featuring comedian, Peter Sullivan.

S3E11 - Art School Bullying ft. The Meat Monster

Chris screams Pat&apos;s name in a loud little-boy voice. Does organic alcohol make you feel better in the morning? Pat reminisces about The Mighty Ducks and muses about the pain of nostalgia. Johnny could not care less about his childhood, except for one simple thing that he could easily recapture.  Johnny&apos;s army of Virginians attack Maryland in a questionable Pop Take poll that garnered over 80% of vote.  Breaking News From Florida walks us through the story of a man, his magnet, and a potentially explosive visit to Taco Bell. A true comeback story for Taco Bell. Johnny drops a bomb about a nuclear bomb.  Chris is deluded by one decent item at Buffalo Wild Wings.  Johnny&apos;s Corner introduces some phonetic exercises.  Pat keeps Chris on his toes with an unexpected LOTR Impersonation quote.  The lads conclude with some Space Jam talk. Follow us on Instagram to vote on the Pop Take of the Week and the true winner of the LOTR Impersonation Contest.Want to support the show? SFH Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/sfh-merchLeave us a written review on Apple Podcasts and we will read it on the show!Subscribe to our YouTube Channel! We are currently rolling out new episodes and plan to upload Seasons 1 and Seasons 2 as well as bonus video content in the near future.

S3E10 - The Power of Nostalgia

In an attempt to debate the merits and identity of Michelob Ultra, the lads viciously attack cyclists instead. Pat&apos;s Pop Take, "Spirit Airlines is a good airline," is hijacked by the listeners. Pat chews old, sweaty sticks of gum. Chris&apos; LOTR Impersonation rulings have now aligned with the listener vote 5/5 times. Breaking News From Florida brings forth the classic and beloved tale of "The Urinal Breaker and His Naked  Woodland Journey." Chris goes off on another personal and vindictive rant - this time on the people of Pittsburgh. Johnny&apos;s Pop Take harshly criticizes people from Maryland, something both Pat and Chris can get behind. This podcast was sponsored by Coffee, "suck it down." Johnny pulls Pat and Chris into his corner, and then leaves them to bicker about the weather. In the Trenches with Tolkien. sees Johnny finally reaching Major Funkdu, but they are pinned down  The lads determine what the most awkward Wednesday probably looked like in The Hobbit. Chris says unintelligible things again.Follow us on Instagram to vote on the Pop Take of the Week and the true winner of the LOTR Impersonation Contest.Want to support the show? SFH Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/sfh-merchLeave us a written review on Apple Podcasts and we will read it on the show!Subscribe to our YouTube Channel! We are currently rolling out new episodes and plan to upload Seasons 1 and Seasons 2 as well as bonus video content in the near future.

S3E9 - The Most Awkward Wednesday

S3E8 - Idaho: Potatoes or People?

Guest episode featuring the esteemed Betsy "Barthelona."  The show begins with verbal assaults directed toward Pat. Very original. Johnny sits like a toddler. Chris is weak. Betsy brings forth a challenge of the, uhh, challenging variety. Everyone learns science. His Lordship JP Royals mobilized the voters for his Pop Take, "Pizza from New York is shit," and 51% of you agreed. Despite some voting discrepancies, this is the first official one to pop.  Chris is now 4/4 on LOTR Impersonation calls. The lads review a marvelous listener review.  Breaking News From Florida covers a fascinating voluntary drug test.  Betsy loves mullets. This podcast is sponsored by Bar OF Soap. Johnny steps into his corner to enlighten Chris about raisins. The tale of Johnny and Major Funkdu continues with In the Trenches With Tolkien. Betsy gives her deep analysis of the line, "man-flesh," after much repetition. Chris & Pat don&apos;t follow and question whether Tolkien had cannibalistic tendencies instead. Johnny doesn&apos;t follow and brings up male strippers. Betsy is sorrowful about her age and closes out the show with peasant discussion.Follow us on Instagram to vote on the Pop Take of the Week and the true winner of the LOTR Impersonation Contest.Want to support the show? SFH Merch Store: https://teespring.com/stores/sfh-merchLeave us a written review on Apple Podcasts and we will read it on the show!Subscribe to our YouTube Channel! We are currently rolling out new episodes and plan to upload Seasons 1 and Seasons 2 as well as bonus video content in the near future.

S3E7 - Grapes, Salt, and Hot Mullets

Welcome to the podcast no one was waiting for... like, literally no one. Stupid Fat Hobbits involves three friends who get together and talk confidently about topics they know nothing about, all while imbibing the Gaffer's brew. Join us every Wednesday morning for around the table discussions, absurd hypotheticals, and heated debates over trivial subjects.

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