On this ride we pick up a passanger, my Brother! we talk tattooing, sasquatch strippping, sibling choke holds and more!! 

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Episode 6 - Ménage à tard!

On this ride we talk about past jobs, shuffleing off the mortal coil mid coitis, whorish princesses and how we're going to make mini golf millions!!!! 

Episode 10 - Bahnengolf And Injun Repair..

On this ride we talk abortion VS just nuking the trailer park, most commonly misheard song lyrics, Chads best way to die and Tweeting for TP. 

Episode 16 - With Pisti, With Piste, With Green Gravy!

On this ride we talk about Belezabuttfu^king, attending the Heinrich Himmler Community College in Mississippi, great nerd tech, getting fired for Facebook updates and the Einstein-Rosen Bridge. 

Episode 17 - Sexorcism OUT YE UNCLEAN THING!

On this ride we discuss using your own vomit as a weapon, mistaking someones dead body for a deer, Mays Douche bag of the month and what to do with Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin Books when the world comes crashing down and zombies roam the streets. 

Episode 18 - Asswipe For The Apocalypse.

On this ride we cover new Nerd tech, restructuring a show with no structure, teaching the children to blow stuff up, R2-D2 observatory and the rare side effects of a mass head trauma. 

Episode 19 - Waking up Il.

On this ride we talk about Mikes passion for failing to be a rock star, the joys of your first gherkin jerkin, when eating in  Australia you clean your plate...or else, Lawsuit Voodoo and lots of insomnia driven gibberish. 

Episode 20 - Wookiee Wiener Musings

On this ride we visit the Creation Museum and talk Science VS Religion. Also we talk about professional sign holders, the worst Birthday ever, having the puppet master as your nemesis/roommate, DIY Native American space craft construction and Don takes a nap! It's riveting, people! 

Episode 21 - Die! Puppetmaster DIE!

On this ride we talk about being Mike being Jobless, Deviant Juror #12, Upside down beer drinking and Angels that refuse to stay in the churches closet any more. Enjoy! 

Episode 22 - This Poop Tastes Funny!

On this ride we take a look at the Terra Fugia flying car could Mikes dreams finally be coming true?   Bixa Muda talks about Egg Burgers and we discuss Wonder Womans Period Panties with our first OOVOO guest! Come; sit, listen and laugh!  Beware...NSFW! 

Episode 23 - Do Amazon Goddesses Bleed?

On this ride we hear from the raciest Road Warrior, we also talk about the cinematic end of the world, Mike's POS cell phone and the family in the car next to him that now think he's a lunatic. Also we discuss having a Jetsons future, holding some di#k and opening a Nerd Bar. 

Episode 24 - call..call..CALL!! CALL!!! FU@K!!!!

On this ride Donald is MIA! So Mike trys out two substitute drivers.  Ben and Chad from Pennsylvania Skype in and give us their opinion on, well everything from wearing testicular deodorant to the existence of the Amish Shocker. Fucktupedness abounds!! 

Episode 25 - Diabeetus And Fresh Balls!

On this ride... DONS BACK! Also, Lord Vader makes a withdrawl, The Douche bags of the Westboro Baptist Church VS The Mighty Nerds Of Comic-con and Mike wears dirty panties like a spider-man mask! 

Episode 26 - Pacifisting

On this ride Don and Mike talk about the pros and cons of  getting stabbed by Harry Potter, a song about My Pee Pee, sticking your di#k in a power outlet, traffic lights and how much donkey crotch they lick, scramming the PORN Reactor and much more! 

Episode 27 - Songs in the key of Pee Pee.

On this ride we talk about Mike being 2F2C (To fat to camp), Impacted colons and the joy they bring (Oh, cheese. I love you but my butt hole can't take much more.), man cramps and the hell of being without the internet for 3 days and more. 

Episode 28 - The B.O.W.E.L Movement.

Take a ride on the short bus with Mike, join in as he comments on the strange and unbelievable world that we live in. Not for the faint of heart or easily offended.

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Taking The Short Bus

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