John & Mel are challenged with this Italian stinker from 1961... errr...1965 maybe. It has an Italian Elvis, a cultist monk embalmer scuba murderer, and lots and lots of dead air. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

Tales of Terror: Cinematic Vivisections

#0011: The Embalmer (1965)

Mel & John watch a giant stink bomb called Crimes at the Dark House. It's horrible. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

#0010: Crimes at the Dark House (1940)

Beware Dutchmen with cars! Mel & John witness a bland but not horribly bad murder mystery. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

#0009: Death in the Shadows (1985)

Hey! It's a good one! Mel & John are horrified by... The Horror of Lucio Fulci's The House by the Cemetary! (1981) Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

#008: The House by the Cemetery (1981)

Goombastein! Or Guidostein? Mel & John once again barely make it through a bad, bad Italian horror film, depicting Frankenstein in Germany. Your guess is as good as ours. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

#0007: Frankenstein 80 (1972)

Mel & John just barely make it through this piece of Kiwi-shaped doodoo. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

#0006: Death Warmed Up (1984)

Nightmarish horror in an all-girls' school eventually makes the grade. Eventually. Mel & John persevere and are rewarded. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

#0005: The House that Screamed (1969)

Mel & John are bored nearly to death by the crusty lump of Psycho knockoff that plopped onto the Earth from a goat's butt in 1976. Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

#0004: Keep My Grave Open (1976)

Mel & John take on and are defeated by boredom with this nugget of poo from 1965, where nothing happens but talking.

#0003: Terror-Creatures From the Grave (1963)

In the new Tales of Terror, Mel & John pick apart Arch Hall Jr's Magnum Opus, The Sadist, where his cro magnon brow and bottom lip actually manage to touch.

#0002: The Sadist (1963)

John & Mel watch a steaming Italian turd called The Devil's Nightmare, an epic journey through the Seven Deadly Sins.

#0001 The Devil's Nightmare (1974)

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