Its been a 6 week sabbatical as Nicholas battled a bad case of Covid and personal loss. We return in good spirits and discuss some of the lost month and try to get back into the swing of things. In the second half of the episode we play an episode we attempted to air a month ago (in the thick of Nick's Covid nightmare) and discuss some gross things our friends and listeners used to do as children as Nick attempts to not die on the air. Its a smattering of crap as we try and regain our footing and get back to doing this regularly.  (Music: "Candour" by Neck Deep) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

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The Kids Aren't Alright, But Nicholas is Feeling Much Better

Very close to depression lies a condition nearly just as common to the American worker...Burnout. On this episode we delve into the symptoms and feelings surrounding those times when you just feel like you can't bring yourself to get up and do much of anything. Have any of you experienced this lately? How routinely do you feel this happens to you? Addison takes over hosting duties this week in a well researched episode that we somehow manage to ruin with booze. (Music: “Actin Crazy” by Action Bronson)  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

All Burned Out!

On this episode we examine the listener responses stemming from our last episode, an interview with Roger Montez. From heart broken to deeply inspired, we share actual responses to an incredible interview/story. Addison talks about some of his history in law enforcement and then determines he might want to franchise a Denny’s instead. Order up a grand slam breakfast and a few bud lights in a bottle and have some fun going through some incredible responses from effected listeners. (Music: “Don’t Call Me Peanut” by Bayside) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

Don’t Call Me Haystacks

On October 5th, 2017 former master patrol officer Roger Montez responded to a call that would change his (and many other lives) forever. During a standoff with police, an armed 29 year old man made his way towards officer Montez (and other officers) who pleaded for the man to show them his hands. During this incident, officer Montez and a sheriff's deputy were put into the position of having to fire upon the suspect, which ultimately took his life. Prior to this incident, Roger Montez had already dealt with unthinkable amounts of mental anguish in his own personal life. On this episode of "Tall, Dark & Random" we will be joined by Roger Montez himself and hear this incredibly emotional story in his own words. While many layers of his tale are considered dark and tragic, Montez has found a way to see the light at the end of the tunnel and has turned some harrowing moments into hope while finding a way to help other people survive, understand and accept their own personal tragedies. Our thoughts and good vibes go out to everyone affected by the incident we will be speaking about in this episode. Viewer discretion is strongly advised. (Music: "The Light & The Glass" by Coheed & Cambria) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

Far Removed from the Men We Were with Roger Montez

On last weeks show we shared Body Image stories sent in by our listeners and the response was so incredible we had to do a part 2! Join us for some responses to last weeks show as well as more listener stories of body image issues that have plagued them in life. Do you know anyone who is constantly put down by their own parents? Do you feel insecure because of a scar or or birthmark? Did you grow up obese with everybody constantly reminding you? Do you know how to talk to your children about interacting with people afflicted with disabilities? These are just a few of the topics we have (and will continue) to discuss on this weeks episode. Thank you to all of the brave listeners who contributed their stories that will undoubtedly help someone else who is tuning in. We are all in this together! (Music: "No One Really Wins" Copeland)  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

Why Can’t I Be What You Need? : Part 2

Why are so many of us critical of the way we look? Why do we attempt to find our value in our weight or in how we dress? Why are the first things we choose to see about ourselves mostly always something negative? This week we examine the topic of body image as told through the responses of our listeners. We would like to thank each and every person who wrote in! This topic is officially our most responded to topic in the shows history. We had so many responses, we had to make it a two part affair. Tune in for a huge dose of depth, courage and lessons learned. (Music: "Autumn's Monologue" by From Autumn to Ashes)  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

Why Can’t I Be What You Need? : Part 1

Last week we promised you an in depth topic on body image; a topic that deserves our full attention and focus. After a couple of days of travel and dealing with some personal matters, Nicholas was in no mental shape to host the show, so this week Addison is taking the reigns with Nicholas firmly planted in the passenger seat. We look back Warped Tours past & our first experiences in a true recording studio. We discuss how anxiety often disrupts Nicks ability to enjoy these moments. Addison opens up about having to tell a 10 year old she has to move schools while comparing and contrasting on our own experiences in dealing with the same thing as children. Nicholas shoots around with the Chicago Bulls, Addison sings some Boyz II Men and we make it through an episode without bringing a veggie tray to share with anyone else. We’ll be back with an episode on body image next week!!! Heeee’s Gonnnnaaa!!! Heeee’s Gonnnna!!! Heeee’s Gonnnnna Host!! He’s Gonnnnna Host!!! (Music: “She Loves You” by The Gaslight Anthem) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

You’re Not The Worst Co-Host I’ve Ever Had

It is the highs and lows we experience that truly bond us. Today we delve into the pinnacles and obstacles some of our listeners are currently experiencing. From the woes of empty nest syndrome to the discovery of ones self through home projects, we delve into a barrage of topics and attempt to help some people in need while celebrating those who are currently at peace. This show isn’t always about us. Mr. Tall Dark & Random and the Big Boss Babe are here to help. (Music: “Slice Paper Wrist” by Poison the Well) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

Boss Babes & Basic Thuganomics

After a sad, emo hiatus on par with the book “the perks of being a wallflower”, we return with a massive declaration of complete irrelevance. Where have we been? Why don’t we read books twice? Why the hell didn’t we buy a hot tub that one time? Why is time for New Found Glory to hang it up? Why can Set Your Goals and Crime in Stereo go fuck themselves? Just click play and be in on the inside jokes so you can laugh with us. It’s great to be back! We legit haven’t been this excited since Nick got a “dun dun” from “dun dun”. (Music: “Cherry Wine” by Jupiter Sunrise) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

The Perks of Being a “Dun-Dun”

This week we take the opportunity to respond to some of our write in listeners and allow them to voice their questions, opinions and even a few snide comments. We tackle questions about parenthood, anxiety triggers, lapsed friendships and for the fifth week in a row, someone on the Keto diet is upset because we refuse to believe that a cheeseburger patty can be considered a vegetable. Join us for an episode so big and exciting that Addison needed an impromptu bathroom break. (Music: “Selkies the Endless Obsession by BTBAM) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

Awkward from the Jump

What does the McDonalds McBanger, the middle school Pacer test, auto detailing, the state of the country, Addison being anal about cleanliness and Nick’s made up childhood nickname all have in common? The answer is absolutely nothing at all...but you should click play anyways on this random ass edition of the podcast. (Music: “The Color of Money” by Bury Your Dead.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

The 60 Minute Pacer Test Begins When I Say Start

Last years Christmas Watchalong is still our most downloaded episode to date!! After many requests we decided to return for another holiday Watchalong this time with a famed episode of popular 90’s Nickelodeon show “Kenan and Kel”. It’s mountain bikes, orange soda and tuba phones galore on this stocking stuffer sized edition of the program!! Cue your Vudu or Amazon Prime episode up : Season 1, Episode 11. Follow episode instructions to Watchalong or just tune in and listen to our BS! Either way it’s the perfect wind down to a hectic holiday!! Happy holidays from Tall, Dark and Random! (Music “Christmas in Hollywood” by Hollywood Undead) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

Bonus: Kenan & Kel Christmas Special Watchalong

It’s our 50th episode and we’re supremely dedicated to helping you trim the fat. As the new year approaches, many of us will be setting diet and wellness goals and not know who genuinely wants to help us in our journey and who simply wants to sell us crap products from their shitty distributors. Belly wraps? Thrive? Keto? Beach Body? CrossFit? Which diet fads are genuinely helpful and which are certified bullshit? We take a look at our personal experiences and give our takes on this subject on a landmark edition of the program. Holy crap, we made it to episode 50!!! (Music: “This Is What I Know About Sacrifice” by The Ghost Inside) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

Keto, Schmeeto!

The Christmas season is upon us and traditions are abound. From kids who believe in Santa Claus to parents (like Addison) getting on Pinterest for Elf on the Shelf ideas, there are plenty of traditions and magic to go around. But how long is too long when stretching out these traditions? When is the best time to let your child know these characters exist only in the love we have for them? How far is too far with the gift giving, treats and traditions? Where is the line between making amazing Christmas memories and spoiling your children? Does any house really need three elves and a Santa visit? It’s a holiday themed bonanza as we Scrooge up the discussion with more than just your average Bah Humbug! Happy Holidays from Tall, Dark and Random on this Christmas card edition of the show. (Music: “Sleigh Ride” by This Wild Life. ) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

Blah Humbug : Christmas Episode II

Our daily errands and tasks often find us in prime situations to witness the bad behavior of children in their naturals habitats. From school to the grocery store, trips into public mold and shape young minds through rules, routines and experience. But what happens when there is a complete parental disconnect? What if there are no consequences for poor behavior and no acknowledgement when there is a positive result? What becomes of a child when mom or dad can’t take their face out of their cell phone long enough to be present? We’ve taken to reddit this week in an effort to examine and discuss a few real life stories of people observing a breakdown between parent and child in public, often with disastrous results. Is it childhood mischief or stepping stones to bigger issues? We’re shows like “Wife Swap” created to make us feel better about who we are as parents? Why we’re the Grooms brothers banned from going to “Family Dollar” at the same time? Grab some chicken nuggets and head over to grandma’s house to tune in and find out how you can better assess the line between “kids will be kids” and “enough is enough” on an episode that truly yells “YO! It’s your fault your kid is an asshole!!!” from two checkout lanes over. (Music: “Nightrider” by Arizona Zervas) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

It Starts With The Parents

Bad days at work, shady people, internet trolls, break ups, obesity, stress, depression, grief, divorce, anxiety, road rage and a partridge in a pear tree. We all have to deal with the rigors of life and its random occurrences. Join author Nicholas Grooms and Addison Morgan as they share unbelievable tales of their bad days, stressful mishaps and lessons learned in a way that shares a bit of heart and encouragement with the listener. The new podcast based on Grooms's book "Me, Myself and I Hate You"; Let us leave you with a few laughs, a deep breath and little bit of hope going forward. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/talldarkandrandom/support

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