Stoner Taurus, we all thought 2020 was dramatic, 2021 said, “Hold my bong!”  This December will finish the year off with a bang.  But more personally for you, the final month of the year will bring great conclusions and great ambitions. Great Conclusions:  Stoner Taurus be ready early in the month for an important task … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope December →

Taurus – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Taurus, preparations must be made to traverse through the month of November with success and progress at heart.  There will be a confluence of events this month.  Mars, Mercury, and the Sun will all be within the sign.  It even has a funky name:  Satellitium. The triumvirate of celestial bodies will place a strong … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope November →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Taurus very few members of the stoner Zodiac enjoy some “me time” more than you.  Celestial influence in the second Fall month brings support for internal contemplation.  But instead of vanity, the cosmic winds will bring a more progressive and constructive internal attention. October presents an opportunity to recognize your stellar stoner traits, and … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope October →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Taurus, if this September was taking place in the latest Fall rom-rom:  Everyone would be roasting bowls.  Ready with witty one-liners and snarky comebacks.  Passing the joint while laughing at each other’s five-year-old.  Espousing inside stoner jokes that have been told a hundred times before, but that everyone still thinks are hilarious. The smoke … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope September →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus August will be an emotional period.  All of the human condition will be felt on the terrestrial journey through the final Summer month. In the first two weeks of August, lean heavy on the sacred connection provided by cannabis.  Universal influence will support digging deep into the roots of your familial bonds.  Toke … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope August →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others.  Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope July →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Taurus the cosmos will bring a tumultuous start to the Summer season.  It’s possible no stoner star sign will feel the impact of Mercury retrograde more than the hard charging stoner Bull.  But sit back, take contemplative tokes of the marijuana smoke, and let’s puff puff plan a course of action to find progress … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope June →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Taurus of all the stoner star signs, you will have the greenest thumb this month. Whatever you touch will flourish, and everyone you encounter will leave with peace in their hearts and good buds in their pipes! Some might be skeptical of your vibrant optimism, thinking that you are just looking at the world … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope May →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Taurus you are just fine watching the other signs of the stoner Zodiac welcome Spring with a sprint toward Summer in mind. You, however, would be more than happy to spend the month meandering towards May, to take the scenic route whenever possible, and never settling on a specific timeline for arrival. While it … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope April →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Taurus the Spring season starts out with great expectations!  March will find you feeling even more charismatic than usual.  The universe will send waves of positivity within the sphere of the canna-fam, and your future plans. No need to stampede to any decisions though my rambunctious stoner Bull; just roll one up, breath deep, … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope March →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope February →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

If 2020 was a bag of bud, most would probably say it was schwag. Too harsh, almost unsmokable, and filled with stems and seeds. Where others might see a sack full of disappointment, you see potential stoner Taurus. Because you know that instead of smoking, you can plant those seeds. What may start out as … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope January →

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Taurus whether or not you’re ready, the new year is almost here. Sometimes the best way to prepare for where you’re going, is to look back on where you’ve been. Use the early days of the month, before the holidays are in full swing, to take a puff puff pause. Set aside specific times … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope December →

It wasn’t easy, but you made it stoner Taurus!  You began last month surrounded by uncertainty, and burdened with the weight of everything hitting you at once.  In contrast, you enter November with a refreshed spirit, and a renewed clarity of mind.  It doesn’t mean the chaos is over, or that there are no challenges … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Taurus the past few months you have been flying high, and moving at what seemed like warp speed.  And as a result, you’ve had almost no time to process recent events, and experiences.  This likely means you are starting off the Fall with one serious case of the feels.  But, this isn’t necessarily a … Continue reading Taurus Stoner Horoscope October →

Monthly Marijuana Astrology for the Stoner at Heart

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Taurus – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

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