Michelle Young’s season is finally here, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are here to recap it all. They dive into the season premiere, starting with a brief synopsis, before getting into those episode names. We meet Michelle’s parents and her students, before getting into the most memorable contestant debuts (and also the least memorable). They discuss the self proclaimed mama’s boy, the one with the dangly earring, and the one whose room gets raided. Plus, they react to the unofficial announcement of the Bachelor for season 26. Finally, it’s time for the Weekly Categories. We cover some Would You Rathers, the Top Three picks, Cringiest Moment, Kay’s Weekend, and the winner of the Will You Accept This Rose.

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Take Notes, Boys (Michelle’s Season Premiere)

There's one week left before Michelle's season of the Bachelorette, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are here to share their reactions to the cast. They start with a conversation about their initial favorites, before turning to their cast bios to hand out some preseason impressions. Plus, Kay even shares a story from the time she slid into one contestant's DMs. They discuss what they know so far about the contestants (aside from those cringy fun facts), and how Michelle's season will compare to Katie's. Finally, they wrap with their closing remarks and share their top three picks of the season.

Meet The Cast (Michelle's Season Preview)

It's the Season 7 finale of Bachelor in Paradise, and Kay and Jared are here to recap it all. They start with their overall thoughts on the finale (including the surprising amount of engagements that actually happened). They discuss Noah and Abigail's break up, and Jared shares his thoughts on the hypocrisy in this episode. They get into their episode names, before discussing Aaron and James' bromance, Becca and Thomas' break up (but are we surprised?), and the final couples' fantasy suites. And of course, we end with our Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, a unanimous Paradise Prediction, Cringiest Moment, and the final Will You Accept This Rose recipient.

F*ck It! Let's Get Engaged (BiP Season Finale)

We’re a week away from the season finale and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to discuss the latest episode of Bachelor in Paradise, starting with their reactions to Jesse Palmer being named the new host of The Bachelor. They run through a quick episode recap and their Name That Episode segment before sharing their thoughts on the secret hotel scandal (and why Jared is no longer on Team Ivan). Plus, the island welcomes a new beach arrival and Paradise Prom quickly turns into an episode of the twilight zone. Finally, it’s time for the Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Cringiest Moments, and a deep dive into Kay’s Weekend at the Governor’s Ball. And of course, we end with the Will You Accept This Rose recipient.

Fast Times at Bachelor in Paradise High

We’re two episodes away from the Bachelor in Paradise finale and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back, starting with a quick episode recap. They share their thoughts on what was probably the most boring episode in Paradise history, including the Joe and Kendall saga, Kenny and Mari’s human taco date, and Tia’s confrontation with Blake. Plus, they discuss the tropical storm evacuation (AKA the most eventful part of this episode), Mari’s glow up transformation, and Chris shares an unpopular opinion on Chelsea. Lastly, it’s time for the Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Cringiest Moment, Kay’s Weekend (in Vegas), and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient.

The One Where Nothing Happened

It’s week 5 of Bachelor in Paradise and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to unpack this Tuesday’s episode, starting with a brief synopsis of what happened this week, before getting to their Name That Episode segment. They discuss Brendan and Pieper’s departure, Maurissa and Riley’s intimate date featuring some classic whipped cream, and Tia and Blake’s quick (but also questionable) connection. Then, Mari and Kenny are back together, and Natasha is given another chance at love, this time with the new arrival of Dr. Joe. Plus, they talk about Ivan’s failed (and awkward) attempt to kiss Kendall, who seemingly does not want to move from Grocery Store Joe. Lastly, it’s time for the Weekly Categories, including some difficult Would You Rathers, their Weekly Crush, a Kay’s Weekend you don’t want to miss, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient.

Avengers Assemble!

It’s the fourth week of Bachelor in Paradise and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start by sharing their thoughts on the Brendan-Pieper situation before getting to their Name That Episode segment. They discuss Kendall’s surprise entrance to Paradise, Mari and Kenny’s second attempt at love, and take a deeper dive into the Brendan, Pieper, and Natasha drama. Then it’s time to recap Tuesday’s episode, including Alana and Chris’ pre-show romance, followed by their early exit, Chelsea’s arrival, and Becca’s first Paradise date with Thomas. Finally, they close with their Weekly Categories with special edition of Jared’s Minute.

How To Lose 20k Followers In 2 Hours

Kay, Chris, and Jared return to recap the third week of Bachelor in Paradise, starting with their Name That Episode segment some new (and not so promising) arrivals. They discuss their thoughts on the Mari-Demi-Kenny love triangle and the seemingly perfect relationship Tammy had (and quickly ruined) with Aaron. They also talk about Maurissa and Riley’s undeniable chemistry and why Connor can’t ever catch a hint, before unpacking yet again another love triangle, this time between Nick, Karl and Deandra. Finally, it’s time for our Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient.

Cake Wars & The Boom Boom Room

Kay, Chris and Jared are back to recap this week’s back-to-back episodes of Bachelor in Paradise. To start, they talk about Demi’s second debut in Paradise and where she stands after facing rejection from Brendan (who is also rumored to be dating Pieper). Next, they talk about the whole Victoria P. situation and unpack yet another gaslighting incident…but what’s new? Then it’s time to recap Tuesday’s episode, including Thomas’s entrance, the return of Karl’s shadowboxing, and Grocery Store Joe turned Mopey Joe. Finally, they close with their Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Cringiest Moment, and Jared’s Minute.

Influencer Island

Kay, Chris and Jared are here to kick off the brand new season of Bachelor In Paradise, starting with a review of the new cast. They talk about the parade of entrances (including the return of Grocery Store Joe), David Spade’s debut as guest host, and the standout moments from night one. They share some inside info on just how rough the conditions are in “paradise” with no air conditioning, and react to the first few couples pairing off (mostly to hook up). Finally, they dive into this week’s categories, including some difficult Would You Rather questions, Paradise Predictions, the Cringiest Moments of the Week, Kay’s Weekend Recap, and their Will You Accept This Rose recipients.

Paradise Would Have Air Conditioning (BIP Season Premiere)

It’s the finale of Katie’s season of The Bachelorette and Kay, Chris and Jared are back to unpack it all. They start by naming the episode before diving into the final dates, first discussing Blake’s last one-on-one and the meet-and-greet with Katie’s family, before breaking down the tense confrontation with Aunt Lindsey. Then they react to the After The Final Rose episode, including Katie’s reunion with Greg and his rumored acting past. Finally, they close things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Who Will We See On Michelle’s Season, Cringiest Moment, Kay’s Weekend, and the final Will You Accept this Rose of the season.

After The Final Rebound (Katie’s Season Finale)

It’s hometown week (sort of) for Katie’s season and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start with their “Name that Episode” titles before diving into a conversation about Blake’s “Canada” date (dripping with maple syrup) followed by the family visit. Next, they discuss Justin’s pretend “Baltimore” date, and what they thought about Justin’s parents not coming on the show. But at least Justin’s best friends were there! Then they recap Greg’s “New Jersey” date, which involved some basketball and, yet again, more fake rain. But just when things seem like they’re going well, everything spirals out of control for Greg. Finally, they close things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Who’s Family Would You Join, Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient.

Home-Frowns

Jared is back this week with Bachelorette alum and co-host of the Behind The Rose podcast, Blake Horstmann. They start with a conversation about post-Bachelorette life (including Blake’s DJing) and share their honest opinions on Kaitlyn Bristowe co-hosting the show. Then they dive into Blake’s thoughts on Katie’s season, Michael A.’s self-elimination, and some of their favorite relationships on the show. Finally, they discuss what it’s like to date after being on The Bachelorette, and reveal their final rose predictions.

Dating And DJing After The Bachelorette Ft. Blake Horstmann

Kay, Chris and Jared are back this week to recap the Men Tell All special. First, they begin by reacting to the first look at Michelle’s new contestants, before sharing their Name That Episode. Then, they dive into last night’s Men Tell All, starting with Kaitlyn and Tayshia’s lack of chemistry and the seemingly staged audience kiss with Connor. Plus, they also react to a shocking (yet suspicious) self-elimination, Kaitlyn and Jason’s performative proposal video, before closing with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient.

The Men Tell...Some

It’s the week before hometowns, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start by naming the episode and reacting to the Seattle-themed one-one-one date with Greg, before discussing what probably was our first time actually meeting Brendan on the show. They also cover the suggestive group art date and break down Katie’s farewell to a fan-favorite. Then they react to Mike’s awkward cuddling date with Katie before closing with their Betchelor Categories, including some wild Would You Rathers, a unanimous Paradise Pick, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient.

Kiss Me Baby One More Time

The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by social producer Kay Brown of Betches Media and former Bachelorette heartthrob and Bachelor in Paradise winner Derek Peth. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? For more info check out weekly recaps from Bachelor alums at Betches.com or their Instagram, @betchelorpodcast.

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