A house where a teen brutally murdered his mom and sisters has a graphic halloween display, a man was indicted for swinging a machete during an argument and a New Zealand city wizard was taken off payroll.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Land Among The Stars

It's amazing that this is even getting posted right now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erica's Flu Game

An Alabama man was found sleeping in a press box amidst chicken fingers, candy and meth, a drunk man joins a search party looking for himself and a man dressed up as a ninja attacked special ops soldiers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ninja In The Desert

A Man poos out of his privates and ejaculates from his bum due to rare condition, a haunted house actor stabs an 11 year old in the foot while trying to scare him and some gorillas surprise some on lookers at the zoo.      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Are Rosa Parks

A teen gets a USB chord stuck inside his penis, a Texas mother interrupts a school board meeting to talk about anal sex and a woman finds out after 9 years that her gynecologist is her biological father.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feels Like my Dad

What is your favorite bodily function? A Utah woman gets scammed into shaving her head, two teens are caught twerking and kissing on a dementia patient and a rapper surgically implanted gold chains into his skull.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Front Of Your Wife and Kids

A man tosses his penis out a window during a police car chase, our favorite pansexual body builder is back, and a woman is found guilty after hiding 26 kids behind a false wall at a daycare facility.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throw Your Penis At The Cops

A Russian man mistook a man for a bear and killed him, a zoo banned a woman for having an affair with a chimp and a man died after gluing his penis shut because he forgot a condom.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nirvana Baby Penis Glue

Paw Patrol the movie is out now! Would we host jeopardy? A Zambian pastor died after being buried alive for three days, a man killed his grandma with a piggy bank and a Canadian soldier is in trouble for giving pot brownies to troops during a live fire exercise.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paw Patrolpaganda

A Florida mom was shot by a toddler live on a zoom call, a woman marries a man convicted of killing her brother and three brothers die after passing out in a manure pit.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

Two brothers hit and killed by train at a memorial for their third brother hit and killed by train.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing for Mother

Matt Damon stops using the "F" slur, an aunt drives a car for a year with kids stuffed in the trunk and Canadian authorities mistake a woman's body for a mannequin and toss it in the dumpster. Yikes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's Not a Mannequin

An 18-month-old floats out a mile into sea, a man nearly masturbates to death, and some parents are disgusted about a rainbow reading monkey actor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Read, rainbow monkey, read

Athletes at the Olympics are sleeping in cardboard anti-sex beds. A student uses a Hitler quote in his yearbook and a Florida Bath & Body Works thief uses bear mace to attack people at a mall.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cardboard Bed Bath & Bear Mace

The World's first elderly sex robot is created with wrinkles and grey hair. A man is bitten by his neighbor's escaped python while sitting on the toilet and a hot California correctional officer sentenced for "depraved" sex with inmates. Oh and Juvenile creates a banger, "VAXX that thang up" for a dating app. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vaxx That Thang Up

Anthony Jeselnik is a famous comedian. Gregg Rosenthal works for NFL Network. They have been best friends for 20 years and now they’re finally allowing Comedy Central to broadcast their private discussions on sports, with a penetrating focus on the off-the-field issues plaguing this great planet.

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