The Team is back and boy do we have updates! We talk about our #Growth during the hiatus and whether or not we've grown as much as Common's list of ex-girlfriends or Tristan Thompson's number of L's. Also, anyone ever heard of NFTs? Sounds familiar but doesn't ring a bell. *insert sarcasm here* Either way, "Pandemic O" breaks down what it is and why you absolutely don't want to be left behind. And although we continue to progress as a society, for some reason little boys having kitchen sets is why we can't rise up as a people. We discuss all things, Will, Jada, and King Richard (and that petition). Join us! So glad to be back! Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

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#Growth

Well, there you have it folks. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the Presidential election and the Team got the results hours before recording. 45 is still refusing to concede but we're going to keep moving this train along because...who is dude? Somebody come get ya mans. We jumped right into how this changes the country, the black girl magic that keeps saving you mortals from imminent doom, and whether or not Ice Cube just needs to go ahead and eat crow. After a small hiatus, thanks for sticking with us guys. Enjoy! Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

And The Winner Is...

Whether you are into chicken and waffles or sweet potato pie, the next Verzuz is about to be lit! The Team unpacks Patti LaBelle and Gladys Knight going head to head, Trollmar's favorite family ending after 20 seasons, and Tyler Perry shooting 19 episodes of 'Bruh' in just four days. Bruh. We also discuss the greatness that is Chadwick Boseman and how he was taken far too soon. Also, did you know being OBSESSED with a celebrity has an official name? Listeners, meet Parasocial Relationship. Parasocial Relationship, meet our listeners. Enjoy the foolery. Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

Parasocial Relationships

Somehow we've made it through another week of this death spiral we call a pandemic. However, the T3 Team did not shy away from bringing the energy on the headlining news! Somehow Cardi B shocked us all *gasp* with a video we've kind of already seen before but we're definitely madder now. More mad? *shrugs* And if that wasn't enough of a shocker, Joe "You Ain't Black" Biden hit us with his VP running mate, Senator Kamala Harris. The woke warriors are not too thrilled about this choice so we had to unpack it! Also, have you heard of "Wokefishing"? Well, it's real. Indulge. (Sidenote - Have you ever thought about multiple streams of income?) Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

Woke Fishing

#DirtyFamilies and #StinkyKids! The T3 Team somehow began this discussion on whether or not cleanliness is a luxury. With pheromones being a real thing when it comes to attraction, are all the soaps, perfumes, and lotions disrupting the human mating process? We discuss exchanging your "body count list", the "hoe phase", conspiracy theories, and the apparent deadbeat parents not getting a stimulus check. We also offer tips to those quarantining #SoloDolo and how to get through the isolation without losing connection. Indulge! Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

Solo Dolo

KEEP YOUR DISTANCE! GIVE ME SIX FEET! Matter fact, how about you just stay over there. And that’s what we did! We are all adapting the best we can to our current global circumstance so the Unleashed Team was responsible this past week and observed “social distancing”. For the first time EVER we recorded the ENTIRE podcast from FOUR DIFFERENT LOCATIONS! If you have some time on your hands (that was a joke, we KNOW you have time), grab a drink and let’s have a conversation. DISCLAIMER: If at any point our words, our views, or our beliefs appear cavalier, DEFINITELY understand that we’re probably scared shitless just as much as you and we’re coping so we can enjoy ourselves before the end of the world. Topic: Too Much Togetherness All your favorites have the SICKNESS! Coronavirus is out here snatching edges but if Tom Hanks doesn't come out victorious, KC Alana is exiting Earth stage left. The Team reconvened this week for a special episode full of social distancing, some old shit (see: Kimye/Taylor beef), and how too much togetherness can effect what would normally be successful relationships. Tune in and join the conversation!

Too Much Togetherness

It’s 2020 and many are ready for new beginnings. People are ready to pull back the curtains to see the truth of matters. It’s time to be real. According to Brittney however, if you ever desire to define the true mark of a man, all you need is TWO PAY PERIODS. In this episode, the team discusses Clout Chasing and the manipulative moves that celebrities make to conjure controversy. Our resident and absolute favorite troll, Omar, was unfortunately not with us. However, in his absence, we were graced with an awesome listener, supporter, and friend of The Tequila Tales; Mr. Daniel Doke! Let’s start this New Year off with a blast! Listen then Share!

Two Pay Periods

Have you ever been on a "PUMPING" elevator? Well, Brittney has, and "Trollmar" was performing at PEAK level on this one. Doing it for the culture comes with heavy responsibility. While we love and take pride in our Blackness, there are occasions that put us in awkward circumstances. Brittney and Kacey share two separate elevator scenarios that left them a little uneasy. The team addressed Ja Rule's misunderstanding of the origin and etymology of the N-Word (while also addressing whether he had more crossover hits than 50 Cent). Are Black people expected to appease White America’s views of what’s appropriate, or is it simply conforming to societal shifts? Britt and Isaac get taken to task over their usage of a certain word that carries offense. And of course, upon our listeners' request, we HAD to give our feedback on the fiasco that was the scheduled NFL workout with Colin Kaepernick. I hope you have some time on your hands because we went IN. We had to do this one for the culture Y’all.

FOR THE CULTURE

You ever find yourself in a heated moment and you blurt out something you later regret? Did that something stick and you found yourself having to live up to whatever you said? Sometimes in life this happens and we find ourselves reaching for the condom bag. In this episode, T3 Unleashed shares their thoughts on the upcoming Colin Kaepernick NFL workout (recorded BEFORE the fireworks), the brush up between Lakeith Stanfield and Charlamagne Tha God, and whether unconventional relationships have higher potential for success. It’s been a few weeks and the team had MUCH to share! Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

The Condom Bag

Comedy can be a double-edged sword. How far should comedians be allowed to go when it comes to controversy? Should they be the ones who can push the limits regardless? Or are some things simply off-limits? The Team digs into this conundrum while unpacking the Antonio Brown accusations (prior to the most recent revelations). Indulge! Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

That's NOT Funny

The Team is back this week and just in time to give us their thoughts on the Jay-Z/NFL shake-up. Returning from a short hiatus, it's only right they tackle one of the most divisive topics right now. Indulge!

80/20

In this #FlashBack episode we encounter NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS. Kacey had her notes, but the team went totally rogue. They wasted no time in digging into the 2019 college admissions bribery scandal that threatened to send Lori Loughlin from the Full House to the Big House. A passionate discourse ensued on the "two Black cultures" that exist in America. The team also shared what's been occupying their time in the new segment "Heavy Rotation". If you've missed The Tequila Tales Unleashed, it ain't no problem, we've got you covered... This one long ASL. Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

Ain't No Problem

If you love me then lie to me. Is it more important to be honest with your partner yet hurt them, or is it sometimes worth it to not share pain to allow your partner to have some blissful ignorance? Do you think it's a necessity to disclose the fact that you have children on a first date? In this unreleased throwback episode (#CPT), The Team discusses this and much more. Killer Mike’s new Netflix show, the Fyre Festival, and the alleged beef between Steve Harvey and Monique are a few topics that were broached. We also go on to break down the clip of #NikkiGiovanni and #JamesBaldwin and the request to be lied to in our relationships. Indulge and join the conversation! Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

Lie To Me

It’s Black History Month!!! But word on the street is, we need a “do over”. Despite all the magic and excellence, it appears our threshold for foolishness is alive and well. With so much that’s happened since the last time the team got together, they decided to scrap the love topic to and dig into some of the current events that have sent social media ablaze. Soundtrack Music by Sizwe the DJ

Black History Month is Cancelled???

When is it ok to wear Black Face? (spoiler alert - NEVER) In what ways are you like a Trump supporter? Who is the superior race? The year is drawing to a close and the #T3Team decided to close it out properly. In this hodgepodge mixture of an episode Kacey decides to scrap the rundown and speak about hot topics. We learned what it takes to “motivate” Isaac. Omar gives us a history lesson on the Romanoffs. Brittney shares her thoughts on being treated like a bald headed stepchild. Kacey decides #TheKnowItAll’s opinion wasn’t sufficient and decided to offer her own #Afterthought. Sit back and enjoy our #TBT episode since it took Isaac Paul forever to get it out...........

Superiority Complex

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