What if your actions had no consequences? The boys discuss taking the bogpill, heroin-fueled deaths (accompanied by shoegaze), jewish summer camp stories, Venetian Snares vs. Aphex Twin's spectrograms, and other stupid s

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Episode 9: Children Riding a Waterslide Down Your Throat ASMR

the boys discuss revolutionary technology allowing them to traverse the entire continental United States without having to pay for gas or food (weed grows on the roof). Also Alex Jones hijacks the pod for a 60 second

Episode 8: The Last Jedi (In My Ditch)

Today is Thursday, the Tuesday of Friday, and with it comes a BRAND (not) NEW EPISODE of CANADA'S FAVOURITE PODCAST, THE TPP. This is the follow up to the episode we released last week so the topics discussed here are ki

Episode 7: People Who Don't Care/Battlefield Earth (Part 2)

There was so much random bullshit in this episode that we had to make 'er a two parter. The boys discuss internet nihilism, the Church of Scientology, and the topology of dog penises.

Episode 6: People Who Don't Care/Battlefield Earth (Part 1)

FUCKIN its 11:19 pm on a sunday here and ive been editing this episode for two hours because you know i love our fan(s) so basically what we do here is talk about jim watson bridge defense extravaganza, illegal wanking,

Episode 5: Ban DA Internet (We're Back Baby) (Last Episode)

We've called Craig's house a few times and his parents refuse to let him out of the basement so, (un)fortunately, we're going to have to publish the LOST episode. Hear us [ BEFORE THE FAME ] , [ BEFORE THE RICHES ], [ BE

Episode 4: The [ L O S T ] Episode

Hey guys I'm sorry but we're back again. The format is a bit different this time because we actually managed to stay on topic for more than five minutes with the result being that this episode is more focused on actual d

Episode 3: Saskatchewan Joy Division/The Future

We discuss why giving your tax dollars to sixty five year old dudes with cowboy hats is the literal definition of patriotism, and Craig manages breaks the space time continuum and appear in two places in the universe at

Episode 2: Beedapbeedapbopbeedapbeedapbopba Boys

In this episode we talk about Bionicles, whether self driving cars should be programmed to murder, and weaponized global warming. This episode is extra short because we started talking about asmr at the end and there was

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