The Two Bobs episode 165 for Monday, October 18, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Crème Brulee Java Stout from Kuhnhenn. https://untappd.com/b/kuhnhenn-brewing-company-creme-brulee-java-stout/5611 Robert had a The Fear Imperial Pumpkin Ale from Flying Dog. https://www.flyingdog.com/beers/fear/ Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or we’ll force feed you dog biscuits. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so insane we had to bring reinforcements. Thanks, Dave! While most of us think of Iran as this beautiful tourist destination that is in no way a threat to the rest of the world, it turns out they have some bizarre TV censorship rules. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10065797/New-Iranian-TV-censorship-rules-ban-women-eating-Pizza-screen.html An Ontario man called 911 because he was stuck in traffic and had to pee. Prolly drank too much Labatt and Molson Canadian. https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-man-calls-911-because-he-s-stuck-in-traffic-and-has-to-go-pee-1.5616534 A man who married a rice cooker (The machine kind, not the human kind. Don’t be racist.) got a divorce four days later. https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/man-who-married-rice-cooker-gets-divorce-4-days-later/ Someone gave Florida Man a sword and a box of matches. The rest of the story writes itself. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-wielding-sword-sets-fire-in-roadway-floods-booking-office-after-arrest/ We were joined by a very special guest: Loyal TTB listener Dave. He and Robert were fighting for Rob’s attention while we were recording so it was only fitting we had him on the show in that moment. When you’re taking photos of shit you’re selling on the internet be mindful of what’s in the background, especially when it’s meth. https://www.kbtx.com/2021/10/01/man-trying-sell-catalytic-converter-arrested-meth-instead/ Purina recently terminated the employment of a man caught stealing and eating over $30,000 in dog biscuits. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/purina-employee-arrested-for-stealing-and-eating-over-30000-of-dog-biscuits/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

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TTB165: Plastic Princess

The Two Bobs episode 164 for Monday, September 27, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Key Lime A La Mode from Ferndale Project. https://untappd.com/b/ferndale-project-key-lime-a-la-mode/4046933 Robert had a Waiting Imperial Stout from Aslin. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-waiting/4288447 Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or don’t be surprised if you find a little surprise on your pizza rolls. Kellie decorated for fall, while blasting the A/C when it was 50° outside. Turns out Melissa does that, too. We set the record straight so there would be no more mistakes. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like pineapple on pizza, terrible and should be illegal. This guy was caught shitting on a bag of pizza rolls. He didn’t get the memo that the shit comes AFTER you eat them and is supposed to go into the toilet. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pizza-roll-pooper-moore-oklahoma_n_614388a6e4b0d808bf267db2 A man with a diaper fetish hasn’t used a toilet in over five weeks. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/man-diaper-fetish-hasnt-used-24989234 A woman calls police to turn her boyfriend in for stealing a car…while they were riding in it together. https://fox17.com/news/local/girlfriend-calls-police-to-turn-in-boyfriend-for-reward-money-while-together-in-stolen-car A Mississippi man took a free car only to discover a dead body in the trunk. https://www.wlbt.com/2021/09/20/men-take-vehicle-with-free-car-sign-later-find-body-trunk/ A UK homeowner found a spooky doll inside of a wall along with a note claiming she murdered the original owners. https://nypost.com/2021/09/20/uk-homeowner-finds-doll-with-chilling-message-inside-walluk-homeowner-finds-spooky-doll-with-chilling-message-inside-wall/ A rabid prostitute was shot dead by police. An autopsy revealed a dozen chewed off penises in her stomach. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/detroit-rabid-prostitute-shot-dead-by-police-autopsy-reveals-12-chewed-off-penises-in-her-stomach/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB164: Pizza Roll Pooper

The Two Bobs episode 163 for Monday, September 20, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Deep Depths Berry S’more from Homes. https://www.homesbrewery.com/ Robert had a Velvet Rush from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/velvet-rush/  Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or we’ll hide pig nipples in your McDonald’s food. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like an old shoe: It’s gross but you have to smell it if someone asks you to. A woman steals a fire truck and blames it on potion. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/elixir-of-life-arrest-710843 All mammals have nipples but that doesn’t mean we want them in our fast food. Maybe you do though, you sick fucker. https://nypost.com/2021/09/11/mcdonalds-customer-vows-to-go-vegan-after-finding-pig-nipple/ A getaway car takes off without one shoplifting suspect. https://fox2now.com/news/getaway-car-takes-off-without-shoplifting-suspect-in-edwardsville-viral-video/ A man is tased for twerking…during a traffic stop…in the middle of a highway. Alright, maybe that’s fair. https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2021/09/09/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop Florida man was arrested for exposing himself at seven separate tollbooths.https://www.tampafp.com/toll-booth-willy-florida-man-arrested-after-showing-it-all-at-seven-toll-booths/ A drug dealer was busted after calling 911 to report 150 pounds of cocaine were stolen. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drug-dealer-busted-after-calling-911-to-report-150-lbs-of-cocaine-stolen/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB163: Toll Booth Willie

The Two Bobs episode 162 for Monday, September 13, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a White Russian Nitro from Left Hand. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/white-russian-nitro Robert had a The Child IPA from Unseen Creatures. https://untappd.com/b/unseen-creatures-brewing-and-blending-the-child/3639476 Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or we’ll make a fur coat out of your cat. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that time you lost your virginity: It won’t last long and it will leave you mildly disappointed. A naked woman drove a golf cart through a standoff in—you guessed it—Florida. https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/naked-woman-drove-golf-cart-through-armed-standoff-in-dunedin-deputy-says/ This Dairy Queen customer was not having the restaurant’s mask policy so he did the only logical thing: whipped out his dick and pissed on the counter. https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/mobile/dairy-queen-customer-urinates-at-counter-after-mask-dispute-on-vancouver-island-1.5567370 An Omaha man stabbed himself in the leg while driving holding a knife and eating Taco Bell. https://omaha.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/omaha-man-stabs-himself-in-leg-while-driving-holding-knife-and-eating-taco-bell/article_08ed535c-0cd3-11ec-ac5f-33d712bb7ff2.html Yet another domestic violence case involving pasta. There’s literally nothing else to say at this point. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/another-pasta-battery-923518 A Michigan man sued his parents for trashing his porn collection and won a $30,441 settlement. https://apnews.com/article/indiana-michigan-muncie-grand-haven-d52201655d54b71aa0d544245c1ecc97 Sound familiar? We talked about this basement dweller back in April 2019 in TTB099: Smut Collection. Listen here: https://www.thetwobobs.com/099/ A little old lady was arrested for stealing neighborhood cats and using their fur to make coats. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/little-old-lady-arrested-for-making-fur-coats-with-neighbors-cats/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB162: Cat Coats

The Two Bobs episode 161 for Monday, August 30, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a XI Anniversary Stout from Oddside Ales. https://oddsideales.com/beer/all-our-craft-beers/ Robert had a Vanilla Imperial Stout from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untappd.com/b/hubbard-s-cave-vanilla-imperial-stout-all-canned-dates/1177330 Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or we’ll get you drunk and convince you to marry your sister. This week’s CRAZY NEWS comes with a fun fill-in-the-blank puzzle: Go _______ your _______ in the _______ with a _______! Beaches in some foreign country (Rob didn’t feel like looking it up) are closed after rampaging cows injure tourists. https://nypost.com/2021/08/21/corsica-closes-beaches-after-rampaging-cows-hurt-tourists/ A gigantic poop paralyzes a man for two weeks. https://www.thebigsmoke.com.au/2021/08/22/gigantic-poop-almost-kills-man-paralyses-him-for-two-weeks/ Another floating sex doll was mistaken for a dead body.https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/23/sex-doll-mistaken-for-body-in-canal-as-police-invite-owner-to-collect-it-15135790/ This week in Florida: A man was arrested for offering an undercover cop a hamburger in exchange for sex. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hamburger-hooker-287593 A drugged-up man climbed up to the ceiling of a Home Depot and was launched by a sprinkler. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/07/23/crazed-drugged-up-guy-climbs-up-to-home-depot-ceiling-gets-launched-by-sprinklers/ A Mississippi judge ordered a man to marry his own sister after a paternity test proved he was the father of three beautifully fucked up kids.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mississippi-judge-orders-man-to-marry-his-own-sister-after-paternity-test-proves-he-is-father-of-three/   Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB161: Rampaging Cows

The Two Bobs episode 160 for Monday, August 23, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Robert the Bruce from 3 Floyds. https://www.3floyds.com/beer/robert-the-bruce/ Robert had a Chop It Up from Southern Grist. https://untappd.com/b/southern-grist-brewing-company-chop-it-up/3025991 Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or we’ll send Michael Jackson’s ghost to haunt you, marry you and eventually bare your children. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is rated R by the Motion Picture Association for the use of explicit language and brief nudity. California man was denied free soda so he did the only logical thing and set the restaurant on fire. https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2021/08/12/stockton-restaurant-fire-free-soda/ Florida man used his Twitter machine to threaten Disney World and Activision. They must have run out of free soda. https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-uses-twitter-to-threaten-disney-world-and-activision-with-grenades-and-c-4-explosives/ This guy stole a horse and hid it in his bedroom. Yep. https://www.wspa.com/news/man-arrested-after-deputies-found-stolen-horse-inside-bedroom-in-oconee-co/ This Trump supporter (made that up but it’s prolly true) claims she’s married to the ghost of Michael Jackson. https://nypost.com/2021/08/17/woman-claims-shes-married-to-michael-jacksons-ghost/ Big fan of phallic-shaped desserts? You’ll love dick on a stick! https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/08/members-only-waffle-house-toronto/ This woman—who looks awfully like Steven Tyler—was found not guilty of 19 murders due to severe premenstrual syndrome. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-found-not-criminally-responsible-for-19-murders-due-to-extreme-premenstrual-syndrome/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB160: Larceny of Livestock

The Two Bobs episode 159 for Monday, August 16, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Deleterious Double Oaked from Oddside. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22564/537673/ Robert hit a home run with his Lemon Meringue Pie Secret Handshake Milkshake IPA from Drekker Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-secret-handshake-lemon-meringue-pie/2965827 It’s important to note that this is Robert’s second 5.0 rating in a row on Untappd, ironic considering the amount of shit he gives Rob about his 5.0 ratings. Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @robertk328 or we’ll tell your loved ones that you sell used underwear on Only Fans. Some CRAZY NEWS changes your life forever. Some makes you view things in a whole new way. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will do none of those things, but you’ll love it if you have an underwear or fart fetish. Enjoy! The Villages, FL is like Disney World for old, nasty perverted geriatrics. One such visitor was arrested on DUI charges after getting lost and being pulled over…while driving a golf cart. https://www.villages-news.com/2021/08/09/visitor-arrested-on-dui-charge-after-getting-lost-in-golf-cart-in-the-villages/ This chick makes $4,000 a month selling her used panties online. Glad those stimulus checks are being put to good use! https://www.ladbible.com/community/interesting-supermarket-worker-making-up-to-4000-a-month-selling-used-underwear-20210805 BONUS: A woman who sells videos online of herself farting https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-woman-makes-4000-a-month-selling-videos-of-herself-farting-20210329 This guy broke the blood alcohol content record. Call Guiness. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/danzuka-dui-sentence-875012 This guy pit off another motorist’s nipple during a bizarre road rage confrontation. https://cwbchicago.com/2021/08/man-bit-off-motorists-nipple-during-road-rage-clash-on-lake-shore-drive-prosecutors-say.html Only in Kentucky would a guy burn down his own home and then claim that God told him to do it. Alright, it could probably happen in Florida too…or Alabama…anywhere there are crazy people. There’s no getting away from it. https://www.fox19.com/2021/08/03/crews-battle-large-nky-fire/ A woman in Alaska hid a bear trap in her vagina to get back at her cheating husband. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/alaska-cheating-husband-emasculated-after-wife-hid-bear-trap-inside-of-her-vagina/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB159: Do You Electric

The Two Bobs episode 158 for Monday, August 9, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob feasted on a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Double Bourbon Barrel-Aged Stout with Madagascar & Indonesian Vanilla Beans https://dragonsmilk.com/test-reserves-page Robert endulged himself in a Prolly Double IPA from Aslin Beer Company. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-prolly/4194970        Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll assault you with pasta. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is just as excited as the rest of us that the Olympics are finally over. Your bacon prolly has chunks of asphalt in it and here’s why: https://www.14news.com/2021/07/30/semi-hauling-pigs-overturns-daviess-co/ People like this are why The Two Bobs support legislative measures banning the purchase of pasta products without a mandatory background check and waiting period. Please call your senator. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/spaghetti-battery-629538 Some people take fast food issues to heart. https://globalnews.ca/news/8068474/richmond-bc-mcdonalds-assault-video/ What could possibly make your local trailer park trashier? Dedicate it to swingers. https://www.klfy.com/evangeline-parish/bring-your-house-and-share-your-spouse-new-swingers-park-opening-in-mamou/ Because airlines haven’t suffered enough, this flight had to make an emergency landing due to a passenger’s unbearable stench. Luckily this story is from 2018 because Robert never checks dates until we’ve already started recording. https://thepointsguy.com/news/transavia-diversion-unbearable-stench/ If you’re interested in marrying your deceased blood relative look no further than New Jersey! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-jersey-man-obtains-right-to-marry-his-dead-mother-after-an-8-year-legal-battle/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB158: Mutual Pasta Battery

The Two Bobs episode 157 for Monday, July 26, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Mothership Series Maple Barrel-Aged Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/beer/mothership-series/ Robert had a Blueberry French Toast from Lickinghole Creek. https://untappd.com/b/lickinghole-creek-craft-brewery-blueberry-french-toast/3796412 Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll skinny dip in your pool. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as ridiculous as an antivaxxer bitching about having to wear a face mask. Those people are the worst. Florida woman was caught skinny dipping in a stranger’s pool and refused to leave. https://nbc-2.com/news/2021/07/20/florida-woman-refuses-to-leave-after-caught-skinny-dipping-in-port-charlotte-pool/ Sex dolls are super realistic these days. This one was mistaken as a drowning victim. https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-doll-rescued-after-its-mistaken-for-drowning-woman/ Florida man fought fire with...shouting! This is one explosive story. https://nbc-2.com/news/weird/2021/06/29/firecracker-cape-coral-man-wakes-neighbors-by-screaming-pretending-to-be-a-firework/ What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, especially criminally extracted teeth. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/nevada-woman-breaks-into-dentist-s-office-pulls-13-teeth-from-patient-police/ar-AAMf2Rp?ocid=msedgntp We found another serial pooper, this time in the UK where apparently this kind of behavior is acceptable unless it becomes problematic. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-british-woman-banned-from-defecating-urinating-in-public-crewe-cheshire-20210716-qo62kjir2zbddbuj7u7pfebn3u-story.html It’s not every day that prison inmates are busted for smuggling things out of prison, while being released. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prisoner-released-after-25-year-sentence-arrested-for-stealing-bed-sheets-from-prison-in-his-rectum/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB157: FIRECRACKER! SHUT UP!

The Two Bobs episode 156 for Monday, June 7, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cynosure SBL from Homes. https://untappd.com/b/homes-brewery-cynosure-raspberry-blueberry-lemon/4326390 Robert had a Great Debate Chocolate Milk Stout from Brothers Craft Brewing. https://www.brotherscraftbrewing.com/our-beer/details/chocolate-milk-great-debate/      Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll throw a cat at you. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sharted in church and made the priest say a dirty word during mass. This journalist knows how to multitask. She’s also a bit of a whore. https://nypost.com/2021/06/01/danish-journalist-has-sex-during-interview-for-segment-on-swingers-club/ When you don’t have a gun, use a cat instead. https://www.aol.com/news/ex-con-accused-using-cat-175650194.html This sex doll lover from TTB147: Pancake Battery is down with humans as long as he or she likes to bang dolls too. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/bodybuilder-in-throuple-with-sex-dolls-says-he-will-only-date-a-human-if-they-are-into-sex-dolls-as-well-4907247064842240.html A Trump supporter (shocking) is busted after going on a serial pooping spree. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/trump-fan-busted-for-serial-pooping-spree-547906 Face tattoos are generally a bad idea, but this guy took things to a whole new level of idiocy. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/forehead-tattoo/headband-needed-984013 What would a Walmart employee who just won the lottery do if not show up naked to work with his boss’s face tattooed to his ass? https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-shows-up-naked-for-his-work-shift-at-walmart-store-with-bosss-face-tattooed-on-his-ass/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB156: Mr. Cockynuts is Missing

The Two Bobs episode 155 for Monday, May 31, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blood Orange Honey from Cheboygan Brewing Co. https://www.cheboyganbrewing.com/blood-orange-honey Robert had an Orange Vanilla Caramel (not carmel) Macchiato Stout from Old Busthead Brewing Co. https://www.oldbusthead.com/orange-vanilla-caramel-macchiato-stout     Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll backhand you with a slice of pizza. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as crazy as not getting vaccinated because you think the government is using it to track you. Spoiler alert! Nobody gives a fuck where you are, especially the President. Stop thinking you’re special. A dad gets upset at his daughter for not wanting pizza. And rightfully so! https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-arrested-after-striking-daughter-with-a-slice-of-pizza/ He's just not that into you. https://www.ksl.com/article/50173540/man-who-didnt-want-girlfriend-moving-in-with-him-burned-his-trailer-prosecutors-say When you don't have an HOA, sometimes you have to take the law(n) into your own hands. https://siouxlandnews.com/news/local/man-allegedly-sets-neighbors-house-on-fire-because-they-didnt-mow-lawn A place in Virginia is serving cicadas in their tacos, taking away the choice of crunchy or soft. https://nypost.com/2021/05/21/virginia-chef-serves-up-tasty-cicada-tacos/ Sometimes you just gotta fling soiled dog pads at someone who isn't listening. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/dog-pads-collar-286319 A 500 pound man sharts on a plane, with condequences even more horrific than you might imagine. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/500-pound-man-spread-coronavirus-to-372-passengers-after-wet-farting-in-airplane-during-flight-to-cancun/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB155: Pizza Battery

The Two Bobs episode 154 for Monday, May 17, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? (apparently Rob was drinking too much, based on this week's show notes) Rob enjoyed a Salted Caramel Smoked Porter from Odd Side Ales. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-oddside-salted-caramel-smoked-porter/3989784 Robert had a Little X IPA from Ardent Craft Ales. https://ardentcraftales.com/    Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your laundry detergent with cocaine and file an anonymous tip with law enforcement. Half-assing this week’s CRAZY NEWS because the sun is out and I’m inebriated. Cheers! This fucker lost his phone and tased his mother. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mothers-day-shocker-521903 This fucker stole beer then tried to return it. https://www.wlwt.com/article/police-man-accused-of-stealing-14-cases-of-beer-attempts-to-return-it-stating-wife-bought-wrong-beer/36411530 This fucker rammed her car through her ex’s house. https://news.yahoo.com/orlando-lawyer-mother-left-her-171253353.html?guccounter=1 This fucker caught another fucker cheating after he sent her a video of the fucker he was fucking to the first fucker. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-caught-boyfriend-cheating-accidentally-sent-video-instead-photo This fucker used a colostomy bag for a lasso. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/05/02/man-arrested-at-kid-rocks-bar-for-removing-colostomy-bag-and-swinging-it-around/ This fucker doesn’t know the difference between cocaine and laundry detergent. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-hospitalized-after-mistaking-three-pounds-of-laundry-detergent-at-laundromat-for-cocaine/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB154: Colostomy Bag Assault

The Two Bobs episode 153 for Monday, April 19, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Bakken from Homes Brewery. https://www.homesbrewery.com/brewpub-menu Robert managed to follow the rules this week and had an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Porter from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/beer/oatmeal-cookie-porter/   Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or your Elmo will never be the same. We often do things to exact revenge on our spouses but only fools tweet about it. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/petty-things-couples-do-mad-tweets_l_60622e7cc5b65d1c28182a24 This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like cauliflower pizza: You’ll settle for it if there’s nothing better but it really just makes you sad. Enjoy! Side bar: I promised Robert I wouldn’t copy and paste this week’s show notes after almost forgetting to do them. The bastard texted my wife to remind me! This nutjob was arrested four times in less than 24 hours. https://www.wfsb.com/news/woman-in-plainfield-arrested-4-times-in-24-hours/article_17d05a3e-9b83-11eb-b88c-6b1b4847849c.html Kellie made Rob eat cat food for dinner so it’s only fitting that we discussed feline-inspired dinner recipes. They’re purrfect. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/fancy-feast-cookbook-humans-inspired-cat-food A Rochester Hills home inspector got caught banging an Elmo doll on the job. In his defense, we’re pretty sure Elmo was making sexual advances and he was coerced. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2021/04/07/home-inspector-rochester-hills-elmo-doll/7130718002/ This guy was caught jerking off in a Publix parking lot. What an idiot! That’s what Walmart parking lots are for! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/popped-at-publix-539420 A North Carolina man was forced to pay $1.2 million in alimony after cheating on his wife with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-forced-to-pay-1-2m-in-alimony-after-cheating-on-wife-with-ghost-of-marilyn-monroe-using-a-ouija-board/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB153: Marilyn Monroe’s Ghost

The Two Bobs episode 152 for Monday, March 22, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a White Devil from Kuhnhenn. https://www.brewerydb.com/beer/7lpQCG Robert broke the rules and nursed a beer that’s already been had on the show before: an Organic Chocolate Stout from Samuel Smith. https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/shop/bottles/stout-bottles/organic-chocolate-stout/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll smuggle in elicit bologna and tell them it was you. We’re very excited to announce Robert had a baby. Actually, he had 120 babies. Alright, he had 120 plastic babies, delivered to his doorstep. 1 episode in a row, but who’s counting? This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like falling multiple times running up a staircase. Somebody tell Grandpa he needs to slow down; Airforce One isn’t going to leave without him. Peter Piper popped a pickle in his pipe pretending it was a pecker. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/pickle-man-popped-984503 You can’t just go smuggling in Mexican bologna, it’s too spicy and smells like old tacos. https://www.foxnews.com/world/agents-277-pounds-banned-bologna-mexico Nobody told this guy that the down payment on his new BMW had to come from his own bank account. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2021/03/10/texas-man-rob-bank-dealership-loaner-loot-buy-bmw/ This lady broke the record for worst driver in Poland. Coincidentally she’d still be the best driver in Florida. https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/worst-driver-poland/ A man broke into Rocco’s Tacos to steal alcohol for his sober buddies. Queue the Golden Girls theme song. https://www.850wftl.com/man-breaks-into-roccos-tacos-to-steal-alcohol-for-sober-house-friends/ A woman in Albuquerque admitted to faking pregnancy for 42 months just so she could be lazy. She’s either an idiot or a genius. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wife-admits-she-faked-being-pregnant-for-42-months-so-she-could-not-work-eat-and-sleep-all-day/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB152: Pickle-Packing Perv

The Two Bobs episode 151 for Monday, March 1, 2021: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Panther Cub from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/panther-cub/ Robert slurped down a No Hootin No Hollerin Barrel Aged Stout from Solace. https://solacebrewing.com/beer/ Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or don’t be surprised to find an erotic snowman on your front lawn. One episode in a row! This week’s CRAZY NEWS is icier than Texas in February. Canadians can’t stop erecting (no pun intended) erotic snowmen. https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/canadians-cant-stop-erecting-erotic-snowmen/ Florida woman stabbed her sister with an epipen because she’s “allergic to drunks.” We think the sister should have stabbed herself for being “allergic to intelligence.” See what we did there? Not funny? Go fuck yourself. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2021/02/17/florida-woman-stabs-sister-with-epipen-because-shes-allergic-to-drunks-police-say/ This lady called authorities after discovering a snake in her toilet. In a bizarre twist, it was just a log of shit. https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/fake-snake-toilet/ A Bristol man stopped traffic by sitting on a toilet in the middle of the road. At least there was a toilet. https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2021-02-17/man-blocks-bristol-traffic-by-sitting-on-a-toilet-in-the-middle-of-the-road This future Employee of the Year faked his own kidnapping in order to get out of work. https://www.abc15.com/news/region-central-southern-az/casa-grande/arizona-man-accused-of-faking-own-kidnapping-to-evade-work Rob snuck this one in mid-recording…A man was charged with breaking into a home to take a bath. https://www.pressherald.com/2021/02/16/norway-man-charged-with-breaking-into-casco-home/ A man turned himself in after murdering his girlfriend…who just so happens to be an inflatable sex doll. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-turns-himself-in-to-police-for-killing-his-inflatable-sex-doll-girlfriend-claims-mental-illness/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Like our Facebook Page Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs have swag: http://www.thetwobobs.com/swag The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

TTB151: Squeek of the Week

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