It’s getting steamy in the TSHE studios, and we don’t just mean the weather. In an episode with even more utter nonsense than usual, Hillary, Christy, and Ann are talking about the onscreen characters who leave us a little hot and bothered. From a distant father to a righteous truth teller, a Young Republican to the quintessential Gen-X idols, our tastes are both wide AND shallow. Along the way we ask the following questions: is he hot, or just tall? How do you know if someone’s a bad boy? Do we need a Boom of Sales? Also, Hillary got wet ‘n’ wild, Ann makes a rebuttal to a rebuttal, and Christy has some slightly problematic fantasies about her ideal parents.Ed. Note: When I said that Jennifer Garner divorced Scott Speedman OF COURSE I meant Scott Foley. I feel like this is clearly JJ Abrams’ fault for casting two Scotts.TSHE Recommends: Forget the Alamo: The Rise and Fall of an American MythSay Nothing: A True Story of Murder and Memory in Northern IrelandWoodstock 99: Peace, Love, and RageConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.comEmail: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow 

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#96: “I like a stern disciplinarian!”

Would you like something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas? Well you’re in luck! We’re back to the neverending cinema road trip and this time, we’re jumping into the Ford F150, driving to the state we all love to hate and sometimes love to love - the Lone Star State.  From anachronistic fashion to fantastic self haircuts (and extremely bizarre KitKat eating), we’ve decidedly messed with Texas on this pit stop. All right all right, all right!In small talk, Bobby might not have run a half marathon, but he was a hero nonetheless (while also tussling with the hotel staff). Hillary journeys to the beautiful and very bizarre White Mountains of New Hampshire and also effectively recruits Meredith into her cult.  This episode was brought to you by Gap, Inc. (seriously though, that would be great, Gap).TSHE Recommends:Craig of the CreekRaven’s HomeGoodness Gracious Great Balls of TwineConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFax Bobby Your Opportunity: 617-354-8513 Feedback form: www.throwyourphone.com  Email: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow

#95: Fair is Fair!

We’ve all had jobs (except for you, trust fund kids!) where the hours were long, the pay wasn’t great, and the work itself may or may not have been fulfilling (hello, kitchen grease). Despite all of this, our satisfaction at work has most often depended on the person who supervised us. In that spirit, Christy, Meredith, and Ann are talking about the bosses who lifted us up, as well as the bosses who demeaned us. Wonderful, supportive people who wanted us to be successful? Check. Selfish, egotistical jerks who have no business being in charge? Check. We’re sharing our admiration and our frustration in equal measures. Christy would like to beat somebody over the head with his special bowl. Ann’s naming names. And take it from Meredith: “Statisticians are weird.” Plus, billionaires in space and special guest host Wonky Van Harn.TSHE Recommends:Total WipeoutMan who has it allConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think. Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.comEmail: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow 

#94: Your Boss Should Never Be Your Enemy

It’s getting toasty outside, so the TSHE Coven has decided to risk failing (passing?) the witch test by making a beeline to the nearest body of cool water. We’re heading to the UP Pool to talk about swimming, whether it be in lake, ocean, river, or puddle (it’s pool for us, please). So, put on your favorite swimsuit from the Kathy Ireland Collection, pour yourself a glass of Skip and Go Naked, and join us in pondering what could have been, had our dads put us in diving classes. Plus, Meredith’s grocery shopper had some perplexing ideas re: acceptable substitutions, Hillary is dealing with the aftermath of something gross, and Christy says that everybody needs to mind their business.TSHE Recommends:Empire of Pain: The Secret History of the Sackler DynastyKevin Can F**k HimselfConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.comEmail: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow

#93: Beat the Heat, Head to the Pool

In honor of America’s birthday, we celebrate the reasons we love—at least a little bit—our home and native land. Plus: Your favorite vintage nostalgic tech, Cool Aunt Hillary chauffeured some youths, Bobby the Body got burned at the beach, cultural explorer Meredith ventured to Hamtramck, and Ann wants you to know she is also super exciting. (She’s also a fan of a ridged chip.)TSHE Recommends Sour Cream and Onion Potato SaladSyracuse style Salt PotatoesHHC: Wicked and the WallflowerConnect with the show! This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think. Facebook group: This Show Has Everything Feedback form: throwyourphone.com Email: tshe@tenseventen.com Twitter @tsheshow

#92: Land of the free (bathrooms), home of the brave (food scientists)

Charge your Nokia, pump the Ska jams, and grab your Blockbuster card. Hiliv,  4893818, megadith, and kissieyes are here to take a nostalgic roadtrip of 90s technology. From Snake to AOL chatrooms to recording Mariah Carey’s Someday from the radio (the DJ better not talk over), we discuss the charm, hilarity, and creativity of our childhood tech experiences.In other news, Hillary is enjoying her childfree existence and attending random country concerts, Christy is trying to survive the insane Seattle heat, and Meredith has been kicked off the show for discussing her trash problems (JUST KIDDING).  Also, can we make Pitbull Ranch a reality (thanks, Ellen)?TSHE Recommends:The Wreckage of My PresenceConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFax Bobby Your Opportunity: 617-354-8513 Feedback form: www.throwyourphone.com  Email: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow

#91: Big Memorex

Gather ‘round with the whole crew for a trip to the Irish countryside in the latest installment of the TSHE Book Club! This week, we break down Tana French’s The Searcher. Other topics discussed include a review of In The Heights, talk of NASA’s twitch stream, the long arm of the Milk Council, and the revelations that most of our listeners are Truvies, but only one of our co-hosts is a psychopath. Here’s the interview we referenced with Tana French and Marlon James.If you like the show, be sure to give us five yeet sheep! And remember, everything looks like genitals if you wait long enough.TSHE Recommends StarstruckHigh on the HogSweet ToothMoneyball Connect with the show! This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think. Facebook group: This Show Has Everything Feedback form: throwyourphone.com Email: tshe@tenseventen.com Twitter @tsheshow

#90: Not quite a Shyamalan twist

Here at TSHE, we’re always on the lookout for things that will make us better people (except for our book club. Reminder: make sure to finish reading The Searcher by Tana French for next week’s show). As part of this continuing quest, we’re turning to the most rigorously scientific source of self-diagnostics: the internet quiz.  Ann, Hillary, and Meredith have done the work and are ready to share all the new things we’ve learned. Which of us is the most psychologically disturbed? Do we match up with our designated “dream” jobs? And which Steel Magnolias ladies are we? Although we have some quibbles with the quiz methodologies, it was still a lot of fun. Plus, Hillary is returning to her natural habitat, Meredith is “diabetes-adjacent,” and Ann has a theory about Shakespeare.Take the Quizzes:Which Steel Magnolias Character are You?How Cognitively Disturbed are You?What's Your Dream Job?Are You a Psychopath?TSHE Recommends: Hacks from HBO MaxConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.comEmail: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow 

#89: “We Won the Psycho Quiz!”

We got grits, we got crawfish, we got bleedin’ red armadillo cake. What does that mean? That means it’s time for another edition of our occasional cinema road trip. Hop in the minivan, y’all, we’re heading to the Southeast/South Central region of the US (that’s Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, and Louisiana).In addition to all of the attempted accents, natural teeth, and delicious food we encountered, we discuss Hillary’s adventures with her family (and unfortunate piece of pizza), Ann’s foray to the Minne-Fair (where’s the beer??), and, probably most importantly, the validity of the international piece of the Dayton International Airport (with a Gregory cameo). TSHE actual Roadtrip to New Orleans?  Let’s do it!TSHE Recommends:Paxton Smith's Commencement SpeechSourRutherford FallsTiffany Haddish on Jimmy KimmelBook Club Reminder:TSHE Book Club selection -The Searcher by Tana French. Check it out at some of the purveyors below (any place but Amazon, if you can):https://www.indiebound.org/ https://www.overdrive.com/apps/libby/ Connect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFax Bobby Your Opportunity: 617-354-8513 Feedback form: www.throwyourphone.com  Email: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow

#88: Blush and Bashful

Ladies and gentlemen this is your podcast speaking. TSHE episode 87 with direct service to your earholes is ready for takeoff. Please make sure your headphones are fastened and your, uh, bluetooth is in its upright and locked position. (This really isn’t working, is it.)This week, Bobby, Ann and Meredith have champagne-button wishes and mini donut machine dreams as they look forward to traveling again soon—except for Bobby since he never really stopped. Plus, a quick Polish lesson, listeners’ dream (/nightmare arsonist) neighbors, and Ann’s Fair-ly exciting weekend plans.This episode is brought to you by Chili’s Too. It’s… also a Chili’s. TSHE Recommends Liquid Lightning (Not to be confused with Liquid Lightning.) Connect with the show! This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think. Facebook group: This Show Has Everything Feedback form: throwyourphone.com Email: tshe@tenseventen.com Twitter @tsheshow

#87: Checking for gate lice

The Bad Girls of TSHE are back to share some of their experiences living in proximity to others. Some of our neighbors were great, and some were…less great. The discussion includes the liberal use of “spying windows,” the neighborhood DJ, a couple who wasn’t “grossly canoodling,” a Jesus shrine, Mr. Sensitive, and literal scorched earth. Plus, Ann’s gearing up for Christmas, Hillary has a social scenario where even she feels uncomfortable, Christy’s a jinny pig, and Meredith is feeling a bit frazzled. This show brought to you by Ruggable.Start reading the book for the next TSHE Book Club on June 14th: The Searcher by Tana FrenchConnect with the show:This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.comEmail: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow

#86: The Good, the Bad, and the Dereks

We’re kicking off the TSHE Book Club with a discussion of Hollywood Homicide, by Kellye Garrett. We liked the diversity and the accuracy of the LA setting, but had a few burning questions that needed answers. Did we find our heroine endearingly daffy, or irritatingly incompetent? Was all the textspeak really necessary? Does a certain type of pornography referenced actually exist? (“Bobby, is that a thing?”) How many sweet potato cupcakes did we each give it, and which host felt differently than everybody else? Tune in to find out! In other news, Bobby’s waiting for his race car bed to arrive, Hillary questions the entire premise of 101 Dalmatians, Ann’s already chosen our next book, Meredith has yet another Big Life Update, and Christy makes an amazing contribution to waterbed talk.TSHE Recommends:Anything Goes performance at the 2011 Tony AwardsSlow Burn: The Road to the Iraq WarConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.comEmail: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow

#85: “Control Your Peanut Butter” and Other Life Mantras

84: Maybe We are a Pyramid Scheme?As Mother’s Day looms, we have happily reconvened the council of Moms (™) and wow do we have a business opportunity for you!! Get in our downline! This episode we’re tackling a subject near and dear to our hearts - MLMs  (otherwise known as Multi-Level Marketing)! From your Rodan & Fields to your LulusRoe, we have you covered on all the dumb tactics, terrible products, recovered memories, dangerous advice (hello, essential oils), and invites to awkward parties we’ve grown to loathe.Some other momversations include the exhausting nature of both Teacher Appreciation Week (teachers deserve money, not plants) and the Scholastic Book Fair. We’re here to tackle all the capitalistic and sexist issues at your elementary school!TSHE Moms are InfluencedThis is a RobberyYoungerGrande Cosmetics LASH-LIFT Heated Lash CurlerShadow and BoneThe Irregulars Book Club Reminder:TSHE Book Club selection - Hollywood Homicide by Kellye Garrett. Join us in a discussion on May 17!  Check it out at some of the purveyors below (any place but Amazon, if you can): https://www.indiebound.org/  https://www.overdrive.com/apps/libby/  Connect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFax Bobby Your Opportunity: 617-354-8513 Feedback form: www.throwyourphone.com  Email: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter: @tsheshow 

84: Maybe We are a Pyramid Scheme?

At long last, Ann, Bobby and Hillary tackle the questions that have been on everyone’s minds (and in the TSHE tickler file) for months now: What is (and isn’t) a cop/not cop show, and more importantly, what—based on strict scientific criteria and rigorous research—are the best and worst cop/not cop shows?

#83: What’s the Fillion bump?

We return to the TSHE kitchens for another episode of Ann’s Baking Academy! This time, ‘The Boomers of Baking’ and ‘The Teacher’s Pet’ (that would be Christy, Hillary, and Meredith) have tied on their aprons to tackle the mystery of choux pastry and make some cream puffs.

#82: Choux Shoes (Back to the Kitchen)

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