Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth discuss some of the most interesting Christmas traditions from around the world and ask the question that has been gnawing at us for years: how would our wives react if we presented divorce papers to them (with a bow on them) on Christmas morning?

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Episode 39 - Christmas Spectacular: The Sequel

Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth are back and after going off on a tangent about reusable straws, they discuss the downside of spending 29 years working on a plane that only flew once and then ask the tough question: How Much Money Would We Have to Be Paid to Have a Texting Affair with Someone Named Big Booty Judy and be Called Out on the Maury Povich Show?

Episode 38 - The Spruce Goose

Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth return to explore what happens when you win a Civil War, behead a king, and then put his son on the throne a few years later.  Spoiler Alert: it wasn't great. Also the guys take a look at the 1501 Ballet of the Chestnuts which featured the Pope, chestnuts (of course) and many honest prostitutes.

Episode 37 - The Perils of Not Having a Backup Plan

Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth are back to discuss some French mavericks and dreamers from the late 18th century. This devolves into a debate over how much money we'd have to get paid to jump off a building with a homemade parachute, getting catapulted, and whether people in prison should be able to break out if they can build some sort of flying contraption.

Jumping Off A House with a Homemade Parachute, Getting Thrown By a Catapult | Episode 36

We're back.  Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth address the 1982 Allentown, PA contest where 3 guys stayed on top of a billboard to try to win a mobile home.  Then they discuss the 222-0 college football game and how we would do if we gathered a group of friends to take on a D1 college team, and they discuss the pros and cons of having the nickname "The Bald" which devolves into a conversation about people who were almost astronauts doing hard time.   Welcome back, we're going to try and do this more regularly now. 

Episode 35 - What We Would Do For 100,000 Facebook Likes

Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth are back with the type of hard hitting Christmas analysis you have grown to expect. How should you react to your Wii Fit making your avatar fat because you haven't exercised in 4 years? What would you do if you saw Santa Claus (or a man resembling him) in your home late at night on Christmas? And the guys take you on a trip around the globe to recognize some of the world's lesser known holiday traditions.  From fist fights to harassing sheep, this episode is a can't miss. 

Episode 34 - Christmas Spectacular

In this episode, Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth debate the pros and cons of having 55 wives, how good a choice they'd each be to guide 99 blind men through the desert, and the downside of having a "pet dwarf" in the 11th century.

Episode 33 - July 24 - July 30

In this, the long awaited reunion of Johnny Goodtimes and the Truth, the guys discuss  how they think the conversation would go if they told their wives they were leaving to dogsled alone to the North Pole. They also consider how they would go about toppling a Central American government with 60 men and what role early 90's Latino rapper Gerardo would play in that process. Thanks for being patient everyone--we'll do it again soon!

Episode 32 -- May 1-May 7

In this, our first episode in 3 months, Johnny and the Truth discuss blasting monkeys into space, what people in 3000 BC would've thought when they saw a solar eclipse, and the pros and cons of being hit whilst in your living room by a falling meteor. We also chat about how much money it would take to get our wives to televise them having a baby (both with their knowledge and being secretly recorded), and if we would trade the family far for a thimble we thought we could auction for a lot of money. Sorry for the wait, we hope to be back soon!!!!   Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Episode 31 -- November 28-December 4

In this episode we respond to critical feedback before the show. How much money would you have to be paid to be someone's slave for a year, with your main job being to serve as their human foot stool? How much would you need to be paid to stay off the TV, phone, and internet for an entire year and the only thing you could ever watch was the Oxygen Channel? How much money would you have to be paid to use as many steroids as the Ultimate Warrior did in his prime for 5 years?

Episode 30 -- August 22-August 28

In this episode, we discuss how we think we would have done in the Ancient Olympics. At some point the conversation turns to how much money it would take to get us to wrestle an oiled up Greek man in a public park while naked for 5 minutes.

Episode 29 - The Ancient Olympics

Johnny discusses his trip to a Bible Studies class on the Eastern Shore where he was the youngest person there by 25 years. Johnny gets his hands on a guide to the whore houses in Philadelphia from 1849 and we discuss some of the ratings. Nat asks Johnny how much he'd have to be paid to fight a bull.

Episode 28 -- July 18 - July 24

Johnny discusses a dilema he faced at a local yardsale recently. Would you mutilate your face if your best friend asked you to as his last wish on his death bed? Is there anything worse than being a galley slave? Which would you thin would be more dangerous--being struck by lightning or going up to a wild bear in the woods and hitting it with a stick? We address all these hard hitting questions this week

Episode 27 - June 20-June 26

Is it cheating on your wife if you time travel into the future? If someone saves your life what is your obligation to them afterwards? How much money would you have to be paid to go into a bar during business hours and smash all the liquor with an ax? Would you rather be rich and famous and die at 43 or poor and live to 83? How hard is it to keep from touching your foot against another guy's foot if you're in adjoining bathroom stalls?

Episode 26 -- June 6 - June 12

Johnny and Nat tell the tale of when they attempted to camp in the outfield after a Delmarva Shorebirds game about 16 years ago. Was Joan of Arc essentially a hype-woman for the French army? How would it affect today's presidential candidates if they shot and killed multiple people in duels? If you time traveled 200 years in the past or more, is it still cheating if you mess around with someone back then who wasn't your spouse?  

Episode 25 -- May 30-June 5

Crazy things that happened this week in history--where will the conversation take us?

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