What is up ladies and gentlemen! With episode number 28 comes 2 extremely special guests. Can you guys even imagine who it is? Don't think so. PS this is recorded on a 3rd party app, so the content makes up for a little bit of crappy quality, we are sure you guys will love it. Timeline of episode: - 03:00 Tony returns from the land of coronavirus - 13:00 Yousif's dirty story. Shooooosh. - 19:00 Yousif has 4 pairs of real handcuffs?! - 22:15 Making people do stuff for money. - 29:45 5 dude's 110kg plus in a car. - 34:45 Tony eats half a pan of brownies and $H**s himself. - 37:00 Racism when buying a $450 jacket?! - 40:00 Watching cricket in a golf store? - 42:15 Engineered golf balls, look delicious. - 51:00 The truth of Fairytales and soprano's. - 53:45 why do we even podcast? - 58:00 can you guess what we had to cut out? - 1:00:35 someone goes to jail for stealing sausage rolls. - 1:01:30 selling a joey kangaroo on Gumtree. - 1:04:41 the comic book - retard man?! - 1:07:00 girly drinks are the best. - 1:08:38 Tony getting kicked out of clubs. As always, check the insta and Facebook - Those Aussie Blokes. Much love - TAB OUT.  

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#28. New era of podcasting has begun.

Welcome back to episode 27 ladies and gentlemen! And yes, the title is correct, Nick has returned and boy is he not happy about our last episode without him. And gosh golly he gets some revenge, and proves this is his show! After he rips on Yousif, we speak about Trumpy trying to get himself onto Mount Rushmore, Kanye is actually running for what?! Cheating wife gets busted on Google Earth and many more fun topics! Stay tuned, will Yousif return and get his shot back on Nick? Find out soon! Disclaimer: Everything said in all of this episode should be taken only as it was intended, as a joke between 3 friends. These words are for comedic value only and are not the express opinions of Those Aussie Blokes or any of it's affiliates. 

#27. The king's revenge.

What's up guys! Episode 26, and this week Nick is off sick, so we've called in a fill in for this episode, everyone make a warm welcome for Yousif, now we know what you're thinking, this is Those Aussie Blokes. But don't worry, he's the most Aussie UnAussie we can think of! In this episode we cover  Bidet's. And comfy toilets (in length) Down syndrome talk Pocket P**sy play New studio's Current situation in Lebanon (it's okay to talk about, he's Arab) We even manage to squeeze in some Trump You won't wanna miss this one, it's hilarious if we do say so ourselves. As always, Much Love! TAB Out.

#26. Fresh off the boat

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, episode #25, and let us apologise for the lack of content. Nick had a coronavirus scare this week, but he beat that bitch with ease! #Get ya self some Men Who Scrub or a Tauros wallet, you won't regret it! Check out our promotions on Insta @ThoseAussieBlokes. On this week's episode we discuss, The joys of having your balls licked. Sharing nudes platonically between friends. The struggles of being a woman. How did Amish people have sex? The great Pyramids. Is it gay to have sex with your own clone? Tune in to hear about all of those topics and many more. Oh did we mention Uncle Chris is back and this time, you can hear him! That's us for now, we will see you soon.  As always, Much Love TAB.

#25. Nick had a ronavirus scare.

Welcome welcome welcome guys! This is episode number 24, and today we bring in a very special guest. You've asked for it, and today you get Uncle Chris. He's in with some hilarious stories for everyone, and chimes in like our very own Trevor Marmalade. This week we speak of goat gangbangs, fake penises and trying to smuggle drugs in them! Also the latest in AFL news, and we give away to one lucky listener a great Men Who Scrub prize pack! Inst/Facebook - Those Aussie Blokes Email - Contact@thoseaussieblokes.com.au As always, Much love. TAB Out.

#24. We don't even know + Special Guest

What up folks! Welcome to episode 23, this week we do a lot of shoutouts, first shoutout to our new sponsor TaurosWallet, second shoutout for our Uncle Chris! We speak about all things #BlackLivesMatter and everything going on in the USA. Of course we couldn't leave out a little roasting for our good mate the don Donald J Trump.  Football is back and in our lives, and this week we make out multi bet which will be donated to the Jane McGrath Foundation is successful, so be sure to check out our Facebook to see how that does or to have a punt along with us.  Socials you need to know: Insta/Facebook - ThoseAussieBlokes Sponsor - @TaurosWallet As always, with much love. TAB OUT.

#23. America's doing what now.

Hello our beautiful friends! Welcome back to Those Aussie Blokes episode number 22! In this weeks episode the boys talk about our feud with Mr. Donald Trump. We even make a tweet to him live on air and you won't want to miss this one! Funny news stories as always, a parrot being subpoena'd for court to give evidence, family giving back $1 million and guess what, Kim - Jong - Un cannot actually bend time and space, who knew! Come along with us, we drink some beers, talk about some news stories and discuss the return of the AFL season.  Insta/Facebook - Those Aussie Blokes As always our friends,  Much love.  Those Aussie Blokes out for another week.

#22. Please Mr. Trump please!

What's going on friends?! Welcome back to Those Aussie Blokes episode 21.  This week the boys speak about Nick being in hospital for 6 days, current coronavirus crap, naked fugitives claiming to be Jesus Christ. Aswell as a criminal on the run giving away his position by farting, we also roast Mr. Kevin for giving us a bad rating on Facebook, Donald Trump making how many tweets?! You won't want to miss this one! As always,  Facebook/Insta - Those Aussie Blokes Email - Contact@thoaussieblokes.com.au Much love, TAB out. 

#21. Who went to hospital?!

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! Episode #20 for Those Aussie Blokes, and to celebrate we have decided to call in a very special guest. This week our guest is the owner of a local barbershop name in the mouth of a lot of South Australian’s. Foud Fandi, who owns Fandi’s Scissorhands. We are absolutely proud to spend some time with Mr. Fandi as he is the pioneer of the “Pay what you can afford” initiative which allows people to use his shop’s services and pay only what they can afford. We also have Fandi’s marketing manager William Morgos join us, and what a great chat it was! Absolute laughs from start to finish and we can’t thank the duo enough for joining us. What an absolute pleasure. This will be Those Aussie Blokes for this week, but catch us on the next episode! All links you need for any of the guys are down below! Insta/Facebook (TAB) – Those Aussie Blokes William Insta/Facebook (networking) – Efficiency Marketing William – Malik Demand (Check this shit out!) Foud Fandi – Fandi_Scissorhands F88.   Again, it was our pleasure gentlemen, we will see you again in the future!

#20. Special guests - Pay what you can afford with Fandi Scissorhands

What is up friends, welcome back to Those Aussie Blokes and episode 19! Quick apology for no episode last week, find out why now. This week the boys talk about an inmate in America gouging his own eye out not once, but twice with a spoon, a 64 year old man ejects himself from a fighter jet whilst in motion. 2 New York men shot down while mourning a friend gunned down in the same location the day before and idiots spreading 5G rumours! There are many more whacky news segments in this episode, and we assure you, you will be thoroughly entertained. As always Facebook/Insta – Those Aussie Blokes Email – contact@thoseaussieblokes.com.au Much love from your favourite podcasters! Those Aussie Blokes.

#19. Birthday Eject From A Fighter Jet

Welcome back beautiful Those Aussie Blokes fans! This is episode 18, and in this episode the boys talk of course about the crap in the world at the moment, with this stupid CO-VID19 crap! Many different news stories about that including week 2 of being in self-isolation. As well as this, the boys talk about why the Foo Fighters stopped their latest recording sessions, MAN HAD SEX WITH A WHAT?! Shopkeeper throwing chilli in a burglars face, and a man accused of hurling dog poo during a neighbourhood dispute. As always – Facebook/Insta – Those Aussie Blokes Twitter - @Realausieblokes Email – Contact@thoseaussiebloke.com.au If you have any comments for us, or If you wanna tell us we suck, hit us up anywhere! Have a great day, and much love!

#18. Man Had Sex With What?!

Welcome to all our friends, episode #17 is now live! FIRST OF ALL, NO WE DO NOT HAVE CORONAVIRUS. Come on an adventure with us as we discuss our new lives in self - isolation, and let me tell ya, it's been a hell of a ride on the first day. Find out why the hell we are here! We discuss all CO-VID19 news that is appearing all around the world. This weekends short AFL season, empty stadiums, and other topics. Get ready for a fair bit of content as we figure out this recording via Skype stuff, and have fun with it. The world needs some laughter at this point, and Those Aussie Blokes are here. As always, Insta/Facebook - Those Aussie Blokes. Twitter - Realausieblokes Email - Contact@thoseaussieblokes.com.au Much love to all of our people! Stay safe, stay healthy.

#17. We Got Coronavirus?

Welcome back guys, episode # 16 is now ready to tantalise your earholes. In this episode, of course we have to discuss this bloody coronavirus. We don't want too, but after this we're done. Other topics include runaway cows, cheeseburger weapons, all this cancelled sport, and many other topics. Insta/Facebook - Those Aussie Blokes Twitter - Realausieblokes Email - contact@thoseaussieblokes.com.au As always our friends much love. - Those Aussie Blokes.

#16. We Don't Wanna Talk About It

Welcome back to all our friends, episode 15 wow! In this weeks episode the guys talk about coronavirus porn?! And extreme octopus porn?! What the hell. They also speak about a dog mayor, upcoming UFC fights and give their tips. International women's day. Kids getting arrested over toy guns, and many different funny and interesting topics. Inst/Facebook - Those Aussie Blokes Twitter - @Realausieblokes Email- contact@thoseaussieblokes.com.au As always, Much love! - Those Aussie Blokes #comedy #chill #Aussie #Blokes #Best #UFC #Fights #Coronavirus #Porn #Animal #News #Stories.

#15. Coronavirus Porn?!

Welcome back to episode #14 guys, and today we have a short little story which we promised to upload as a little special for you guys. Just a few little minutes of your day and we are sharing a story that was brought to our attention which showcases the great Aussie spirit! We hope you enjoy as much as we did presenting it. CHeck out episode 15, coming soon! Insta/Facebook - Those Aussie Blokes Email - contact@thoseaussieblokes.com.au Much Love as always. - Those Aussie Blokes

#14. Story Time With Those Aussie Blokes

Hey Guys, we're Tylor and Tony and together we are Those Aussie Blokes! Thanks for stopping by and checking out our podcast series, where we talk seasonal sport (AFL, NRL, Cricket, Soccer, Motorsports). That's not what we're all about though, we also discuss current news events, and keep you guys, the listeners informed, we also talk a little about life and what is happening. Basically we just chill out each episode, talk a bunch of smack and have a great laugh. We'd appreciate if you'll come join us each week, we will be right here!

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