Join us on a decades long journey through dating trends and small personal anecdotes of our troubled worlds. We ramble a lot, but you already knew that didn't you? You must be a glutton for punishment.From first date, man I didn't kiss him when I should have to wearing vials of each other's blood, dating has been interesting no matter what time period you grew up in. So whether you made mixtapes for the girl down the street or checked NO when the nerdy boy handed you a crumpled note at recess, we've got you covered.As always, we don't know much but we're happy to talk about anything.Black lives matter, trans lives matter, and we won't hear any differently.

Thots After 30

Mum is the Word

Jesus Christ, they're at it again! - Everyone July 2020That's right, we're back in the proverbial saddle and boy do we have some food for thots... or something like that. It's Halftime baby, the whole reason you go to sports-ing events right? (also for the drinks and snacks!) Join us as we talk about your changing bodies. We watch a very graphic video about puberty and then split up to talk about where the wild things grow... wait, I'm getting this confused with 7th grade Health class... We just talk about the importance of listening to your body after 30 and changing your outlook on 2020.Remember: Black Live Matter, always. Not just today, not just last month but always.

Mind, Body, Thots

Trigger Warning! Listener discretion is advised, we talk about suicide and mental health in this episode!Heavy stuff aside, we're back again with another short episode because we are busy adults with very important things to do and drinks to drink.On this episode, Jenny can't relate to anything Andrew does or says in his life and Andrew forgets how to use words appropriately. So basically pretty normal for us! We may have begun drinking before the cast this time. You're welcome.

Can't Relate

Book Club will never happen, stop trying to make Book Club happen; in other news one of us is still struggling through The Haunting of Hill House, more like the Snoozing of Snore Shack amirite?Let's talk about the things that (mostly) men do to others in the dating world. It's still hard to date after 30, it's still a nightmare to interact with people on dating apps and at the end of the day one of us is married and the other one has made peace and is letting go.Go with the flow with us, let's get wet!

Bread C***ing

Should we start a Book Club? Do people still do that? YOU is great, YOU is smart, YOU is a psychopath.Y'all! It's 2020 and we are still the same terrible people we were before midnight on December 31! Join us as we begin our second season of laughing, drinking and thinking. You're missing out by not being married to us but at least you can listen to us anywhere, anytime!

New Year, Same Thots

You take the fun, you take the drunk, you take them both and there you have the Wrecks of Life, the Wrecks of Life. We don't own that melody or that song, don't sue us, we're broke. The wedding is over and one couple emerged victorious while the other ended in a quiet disaster. To go broke or to bro go? What happened to Christmas time and where did we all go wrong?

Weird Gay Magic

The Wedding is fast approaching and we couldn't be more distracted! Trying to wrap up the year right we discuss importantish things and probably get something wrong, but you should be accustomed to that by now! What makes a sociopath a psychopath and where does sadism factor in? Find out what we think!

Booty Smoothies

The Pride episode and also counting down to the wedding. We talk about our brushes with vulnerability and violation and we make no apologies.

Pride and Wed-judice

The long awaited part two of our bachelorette in paradise series. We drank, we danced, some died, come cried, but we conquered. The windows may have lacked some panes, but this trip lacked nothing other than time. We love you NOLA, we'll be back in you again someday.

Thanks, Southwest

Consistency isn't our strong point, unless we're talking about being inconsistent... BUT we are back at it and we can promise that we will continue making content and talking at you. We spent a lot of time talking about our obsessions this time and not enough talking about the main event. There may be a part 2.Also, we had some audio issues from the recording. Andrew will work on this.

The Bach is Back Part 1

It's late, but it's here. Story of our lives. We talk about our most epic brunch day yet, but honestly every single one is our best one yet. More Blake Lively, more cussing, and more thots. We discuss Andrew's neurosis with horror movies and Jenny's dreams about Dalton. We prepare for the Bach trip and we lie about recording more episodes and content. You know you love us... right? You do, don't you? :/

VanderBrunch Rules

What up, Thots? This week we keep it Blake Lively and get ourselves organized. We know you've missed our content and we've missed making it. (We hope you did at least... :)) We're working on making good on our promises so join us, our bird and bug friends (summertime in the south, what can you do), our disembodied assistant and buckle up for a trip down grumpy lane. As always, we're wrong about everything, entitled and inappropriate. Thank you for attending our Tay Talk.

Secret Ann-ssistant

The one where it's almost Andrew's fucking birthday. That's all you need to know.

That's So Omni

Welcome the Shitshow. We reunite after several weeks of not bringing you quality content... ever. We dive into the world of fetishes and dreams. We probably said something inappropriate and incorrect. Tell us all about it.

Kinky Emotional Gift Baggage

This week on Thots, Jenny went to the lake, Andrew sat on dogs and we talk about baby clocks. Also, we drank some.

Kroger Wine Sommelier

A podcast where we drink and talk about navigating life, love and the pursuit of thotiness after 30.Email us at thotsafter30@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @30After for the latest in show updates and news!

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