Everyone's favorite neighborhood Goth is back, Niko joins us for a new episode in Neochicago. Make sure to listen to DarkSyde Jills. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we find out who the zodiac killer is, help answer Demi Lovato's call to the PC Police when people refer to Extra Terrestrials as "Aliens," give a binky to a Barstool Sports guy at a White Sox game, and turn Superman gay. Apparently he wasn't already. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

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Case File 232 with Niko

It's garbage day (we've probably made this joke already) as Slime da Garbage Mane returns once again to our fine program! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we almost lost facebook and instagram- kinda? Or not really? Who the fuck knows. We do a deep and dangerous dive into the whole NFT thing and "Lazy Lions" because it's the responsible thing to do. #ROAR We have an update on the Nirvana baby story as Dave Grohl announces they are changing the album art nearly 30 years later... All right man. Is true love shitting in matching toilets with your significant other? Listen to this episode and find out! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 231 with Slime da Garbage Mane

It's not Pod Bless America, it's Anders Lee from Pod Damn America, this week on Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week Anders helps us bid on Lindsay Lohan's Furry NFT, helps Senator Blumenthal put an end to finsta, helps Kyrsten Sinema girlboss too close to the sun, and we accidentally teach him who Nikocado Avocado is. Sorry Anders. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 230 with Anders Lee of Pod America

This week Adam Gilbert joins us for an episode at the Thought Cops Exchange: in NeoChicago. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we talk with A̶l̶b̶u̶m̶ Adam about opening for Doug Stanhope, getting vaccinated thanks to Stewie Griffin, and casting for the Mario movie. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 229 with Adam Gilbert

Josh, Also Known As Sleepscience, finally joins us on an episode of the main show that isn't hidden behind a paywall! He's also helped us at numerous points with our videos, live shows, and streams. Make sure to check out his other podcasts like Untwisted and Consoomer Reports. Who knows- you might hear some familiar faces! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we celebrate the 20th anniversary of "Edgemas", known to some as September 11th, and take a trip down memory lane. Steve from Blues Clues returns (from where, we wonder) with a sincere message for his fans. Activism finally gets commodified and turned into a gameshow, plus we play your listener voicemails! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 228 with Sleepscience

Updated and upgraded, this week we're introducing Thought Cops version 3.0 with a new studio and a new outlook. Featuring no guest this week, just the boys in blue, classic edition. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, we regroup and refocus the show in the new studio, and hey check out this view. We finally arrest James Corden, and hate on closed captions and internet personas for two minutes. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com  

Case File 227

Podzooky's own Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman join us on-stage for a live show at the Lincoln Lodge! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/rVakhimKRrU Field Notes Some real good stories this week. Well, that depends on your definition of good, and your preferred level of irony. Following the rush of Smash Bros-style videogame crossovers, none other than Martin Luther King Jr comes to Fortnite in the form of a playable historical event. The Nirvana baby (now Nirvana adult) is suing the band for using his naked likeness on their album cover 30 years ago (despite numerous publicity stunts replicating the photoshoot), and Jeopardy! is in Jeopardy. React to this episode (only if we have the same type of phone) and let us know what you thought! Thanks to all who came to the live show, and we hope to see you at future events! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com  

Case File 226 LIVE with Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman

We enter K-Hole with Merritt K of Fanbyte this week! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we are definitely being spied on by our Amazon Echo device that we voluntarily keep in the room with us. We apply some much-needed soyface cleaning lotion to tiktok for trying to lecture us on numerous, meaningless topics. OnlyFans policies get severely restricted as they crack down on sexually explicit content, the very thing that built the platform, and Danny DeVito loses his blue checkmark- oh no! We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 225 with Merritt K

Doug Lussenhop AKA DJ Douggpound joins the Thought Cops for an exciting new "jestermaxxed" episode this week! We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE! Support the show on Patreon   https://youtu.be/Ub9WuJje_1A Field Notes Doug helps the boys Un-Italian Anthony Cuomo, bathe all the filthy, unwashed celebrities, learn what jestermaxxing is, and talk twitter avatars and late term irony poisoning. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 224 with DJ Douggpound

Andrew Shankland is back this week for a fresh new episode of Thought Cops! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/I3u86z1X3d0 Field Notes Here it is, your black pill of the day. This week the boys keep The Offspring separated, unruly Frontier airline passengers, and the newest chapter in the Chris-Chan book that we all had wished stayed closed. We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 223 with Andrew Shankland

We are what we pretend to be, Kelgore Trout pretends to be an internet police with us this week on Thought Cops! Make sure to check out her Youtube channel! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/RzJUvlc1jhQ Field Notes This week, Kelgore joins the pretend cops to tackle Simone Biles Olympics discourse, the Chicago Party Aunt Netflix show, and Facebook Prayer groups. We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 222 with Kelgore Trout

Skylarky joins the boys for a colorful new episode of Thought Cops! Make sure to subscribe to her Twitch channel! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/OC-sFUWw1eo Field Notes This week, the Thought Cops and the trusty deputies tackle video game immortality, Ben and Jerry's doing internet terrorism, and Emilia Clark's awesome new comic book. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 221 with Skylarky

This week Andrew Hilary of The Worst Week Yet podcast joins the boys in blue and trades in his ice cream scoop for a green squirt gun. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Ratio! This week we cover Twitter removing Fleets, the "Freedom Phone", and a new update on whether or not Chrissy Teigen is currently on Twitter. Spoiler alert: she's not. All that and more on this week's THOUGHT COPS! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 220 with Andrew Hilary

Now loading... Garrett Hunter returns to the show to talk about Mega64 going on tour, his collaboration with Slime da Garbage Mane, working on two huge Evangelion videos, and a whole hell of a lot more-- it's simply not to be missed. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we go in on pimple popping videos and the media franchise that has spawned from them. The NYPD is under fire for funneling their budget into a stranger-danger van, eating bread is tacky, and can someone check on John Xena? Welcome back to Thought Cops- when you're here, you're family. ™ Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 219 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64

Why's all the rum gone, you may be asking yourself. Well, have a seat on the bisexual couch and get Sparrow-pilled-- everything will be 100% clear when you listen to this episode with Chicago comedian Ian Erickson. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week we're all in "the studio" together and we get personal as we reflect on our flop eras and social media regrets. Football is gay, and so are couches. GETTR fails to get 'r done, and we wrap it all up by watching some videos of parrots just doing stuff, as well as listener voicemails of course. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Case File 218 with Ian Erickson

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