Today's blender is nothing because the blender is a horrible torture device whereby one of us drinks something awful and the others feel badly for that person, except for Barrett, who is evil, and also not present. This show features a lengthy description of Jessica's vagina, Cody's side hustle as a clown, and Judd's complete inability to pass the point of no return. Also: Lots of dog breath. Maybe a fart. Who knows?

Three Boring Dudes

Podcast #23: Of Clown Holes and Sunken Places

There's no blender this week, because Barrett isn't around and he's the only person who likes that nonsense, but we do recap the last three years and four months since podcast #21 was recorded. Good news: Most of us are still alive!

Podcast #22: We'll See you Again in Two to Eight Weeks!

The blender this month features apricot, marshmallows, macadamia nuts and white chocolate powder.

Podcast #21: Luchadors with Swords

Back after two months of being lame and not doing podcasts, the blender is Ginger Beer, Raisins, Diet Coke, and Seaweed.  Yup, seaweed.  We discuss Hearthstone, War Thunder, and the major bug preventing Judd from playing Warframe.  Also Jessica climbs a giant rope, Cody builds a cyborg, and force fields are real!

Podcast #20: AsianHandJobs.Com

This month's blender is olive oil, steamed brocolli, cold oatmeal, and sea salt and cracked pepper crisps.  Since baby Griffin joins us at the studio, we decide whoever swears in front of him the most has to drink it.

Podcast #19: Really Gritty in the Mouth

Due to a hangover and general wussiness, Judd petitions Jessica and Cody to cancel the blender.  We also talk about every movie from 2014, ever.  Most of them, anyway.

Podcast #18: Shoot Poop Poop Chute

With Cody MIA, this week's blender features:  A persimmon, the remnants of a bag of Pirate's Booty, and the filling that normally goes inside a Deviled Egg.  Yum.  We also talk ad nauseum about WoW and Destiny.

Podcast #17: Jazz Hands on the Radio

Back from a long hiatus!  This episode's blender includes:  Applesauce, fried and battered zucchini, a granola bar, and some old mexican cheese.  Featuring special guest, Mikey!

Podcast #16: The Uncanny Valley

This episode's blender features a tortilla, leftover pasta with corn and mushrooms, guacamole, and a pickled egg.  In fact, most of end up eating pickled egg.  We're weird that way.

Podcast #15: That One was Me

Special Super Sized end of the TV Season episode!  This week the blender is Stone IPA, Cuervo Silver Tequila, Quinoa, and eight super strong breath mints.

Podcast #14: R2D2 with a Hard-on

This week's blender:  Triple Sec, Fresca, Gin, and fresh chopped onions.  Spoiler alert:  Judd rolls a 2.  Also, 53 minutes in, something amazing happens.

Podcast #13: 53 Minutes in, Barret has a Stroke

This week's blender is plain greek yogurt, olives, hot Chinese mustard, and black bean tofu scramble.  Cody dresses up as Captain Hammer, we make fun of Greek people, and everyone freaks out when Judd explains the concept of angel babies.

Podcast #12 - I Almost Wish You'd Spat

This week's blender is a microwaved taquito, Mango Habenero Kale Chips, and a fresh, red onion.  We also discuss gay sex, the gay Mecca, and why it's awesome that Fred Phelps is dead.  Again.

Podcast #11: Getting Shit-Hammered while Facing Mecca

This week's blender:  Peas, pear apricot barley baby food, and hazelnut coffeemate.  Cody is apparently missing, so Jessica fills in the slack.  Also, we totally forget to sing the song.

Podcast #10: Frog Semen and other Facts

Barret tells everyone about how awesome America is, Cody is embarassed by the amount of television he watched, and Judd reveals all the secrets of the Titanfall Beta.  This week's blender:  BBQ Sauce, Banana, and Teryaki Beef Jerky.

Podcast #9: Incognito vs. Mechahitler

Barret, Cody, Judd, and Jessica riff on the entertainment biz, video games, and whatever else they find funny or interesting. Featuring Blender Roulette at the top of every show, a bunch of show in the middle of every show, and the Garrison Keillor Award, the Paula Deen Merit Scholarship for Racism, and the Richard Pryor Champion of Comedians Championship Title Belt at the end of every show!

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