Over on Showtime there is a sequel to the movie "Agent" which is called "Agent Revelation".  No, it's not a sequel to the "Left Behind" series of films with Kirk Cameron.  It's a little unintentionally funny action adventure written, directed and starring Derek Tang.  He thinks a lot of himself, as the cast continue to fawn over his character constantly, but the acting is pretty bad... and the rest is pretty bad... But then we review "Halloween Kills" and Denis Villeneuve's "Dune".  That cleanses the palate.  

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Agent Revelation Rides the Shai-Haluud

We found a lovely black and white send-up of schlocky 60's horror which is also strangely in the style of a Sam Raimi Evil Dead movie: "Here Comes Hell".  You can find it on Shudder.  We also review a couple of movies that are out right now in theaters.  

Here Comes Hell

This week we review a movie that's been out for a bit, a movie by James Wan called "Malignant".  Yeah.  It's pretty bad, but it's also unintentionally funny and that's what we're about.  We also saw "Venom: Let There Be Carnage" and review that.  Next week?  Bond!

Malignant Carnage

This week we are back with a really weird little movie called "Slaxx" which is a heavy-handed satire about cheap, overseas labor.  It was actually really funny, and we give a breakdown of the film for you in case you want to watch it on Tubi.  We also review Clint Eastwood's new film "Cry Macho" and a new '70's styled cop action film called "Copshop" starring Gerard Butler.

Clint Eastwood Looks Weird in Slaxx

Once in a while we come across a film that could be a cult classic, and this one takes the cake.  "Psycho Goreman" is about the greatest evil in the universe under the control of a bratty little girl.  The film is nearly all practical effects and is basically "Wishmaster", a Gwar concert and the most graphic kids movie (if it IS a kids movie) we've ever seen.  We are both going to add this one to our blu ray collection, and you should, too.

Psycho Goreman

There is a movie called "5G Zombies".  We watched it.  It was horrible.  Probably worse than any other movie we have dared to watch.  We made it through to the end even though both of us wanted to shut it off.  We also watched "Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings" which was incredible and we review that here.  Happy Labor Day, folks!

Your 5G Zombie Phone is Ringing

If you love 2D rendered special effects, the re-use of rubber severed limbs, watching as a stuffed animal is torn apart or a gorilla suit posing as a Sasquatch costume, then you'll love this gem we found in the garbage.  Tune in to hear the highlights, or just watch it on Tubi with commercials.  You'll need those breaks in between the insanity.

Suburban Sasquatch

Cannibal women?  Check.  Radical Feminists? Check.  An avocado jungle that takes up most of Southern California for some reason? Check.  Bill Maher? Ew.  Yep.  This one was a doozy.  

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Have you ever heard of that creepy sailor boy doll which is supposed to be possessed and has been supposedly responsible for a few deaths?  Well, this movie isn't about that actual doll.  In "Robert", we have a doll that looks strangely like Willem Dafoe but if he had been stung about the face by a swarm of bees.  This slow-paced (and we ain't kiddin'... it's S-L-O-W) movie takes literally 42 minutes to go anywhere at all toward a horror film, and it tries hard to be just a family drama with a weird little Willem Defoe doll that goes all murdery.  

Robert

Roger Colby, science fiction novelist and Richard Kutz, pop culture expert and fanboy deluxe, take you on a raucous journey as they review current pop culture/science fiction topics. Join them for discussions about current science fiction books, shows and video games and laugh along with them as they review most everything fanboy. Each week they will also pick out the "Movie of the Week" for you to watch (or don't watch).

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