Rank the Starburst flavors (3:30), Florida Man gets a tax refund (8:30), go hunting with Jose Canseco (12:10), the AAF is broke (19:15), Jim Boeheim killed a guy (21:45), Antonio Brown wants a new nickname (27:05), a listener question about hockey (32:35), a college basketball team scores 200 points (38:33), Justin shits on Duke (44:20), Manny Machado gets paaaaiiid (53:55), and our TV recommendations (1:06:00)

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Ep 38 - Starburst

We're back! It's been a while, so we were a little rusty. Same old 3DM though! Ridiculous news stories and a little bit of sports. We missed the entire NFL season but we're back just in time for the heart of college hoops!

Ep 37 - Back in the Saddle

An Egyptian zoo’s zebra exhibit (5:30), a dude at Planet Fitness exercises his rights (11:02), goats on the loose (17:53), old men go metal (22:00), a NASCAR oopsie (26:19), Amish Uber (29:29), sports movie character Mount Rushmore (35:00), the Mighty Ducks have fallen (42:03), Florida Man steals an ice cream truck (47:00), NFL win totals (52:10)

Ep 36 - Animal Week

A Florida mayoral candidate is on a mission from God (9:20), a Florida man attempts murder via tractor (15:02), we find the limit for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos (19:20), a kidnapping with an unusual weapon (25:17), Mount Rushmore of favorite TV duos (29:50), why the DMV takes so long (38:57), an NHL owner imposter (45:32), NFL training camp (51:50)

Ep 35 - First Mount Rushmore

LeBron goes to LA (5:18), a Texas woman will bite your nose off (15:28), Mike Trout is not famous (20:05), Conor McGregor wants to fight a Tiger (30:50), we did the same plutonium story again? (36:20), a pickup hoops player cries foul (43:37), a soccer goalie forgot how to goalie (51:06), a Wisconsin woman hid a whole bunch of drugs in her lady parts (54:20), World Cup recap (1:02:04)

Ep 34 - Mike Trout Is Not Famous

Here comes sports gambling (5:42), the NBA commissioner gets a death threat (20:43), Cano is a cheater (27:40), a Yankees fan gets a harsh punishment (34:38), puppy or bear (42:49), a fired employee goes out guns blazing (50:19), a psycho stalker (56:20), and a live tiger at prom (1:06:04)

Ep 33 - Sports Gambling for Everyone!

This week we tried Bud Light Orange! Also: Stat of the Week (6:58), a historic pitching performance (10:22), David Price is soft (15:00), a crocodile gets a snack (21:20), a Louisiana feud between neighbors (28:03), using your kid to fake cancer (33:28), drunk driving on your lawnmower (42:31), Tom Brady’s questionable wardrobe (47:50), emergency beer run (53:17), a plutonium theft (58:12), Amazon gives a penny, leaves a penny (1:03:14)

Ep 32 - Bud Light Orange Isn't Good

A rapture prediction (10:47), another WWE star is getting into politics (17:45), a money truck dumps its load (25:46), a Broncos fan gets an Eagles tattoo (33:18), NFL Draft (39:28), a pitcher punches himself (59:14), modesty ponchos (1:03:17)

Ep 31 - We're Awful People

Ep 30 - Florida

An update on the Kentucky Fried Disaster, a police dog makes the tackle of the year, Vegas odds on the Wonderlich test, United Airlines passenger inflates the situation, a home intruder gets more than he bargained for, the Fortnite challenge, and a poker player places an insane bet!

Ep 29 - FCK

Stat of the week (3:41), Winter Olympics – a half-hearted half-pipe attempt (6:26), the Jamaican bobsled coach throws a hissy fit (15:53), doping in curling (22:11), KFC runs out of chicken (28:38), Girl Scouts jump on the weed train (35:27), Steve’s doppelganger keeps escaping from jail (41:57), the NBA considers changing the playoff format (49:04), MLB free agency (57:49), a woman takes out her own eyes (1:10:50)

Ep 28 - Olympics

Super Bowl LII (2:50), Hall of Fame (33:55), top secret documents left on an airplane (42:45), the Donkey Kong record holder is a cheater (48:44), Valentina Schevchenko is an absolute beast (53:50), college basketball (1:01:33)

Ep 27 - Tears of a Patriot

Alex Smith traded to Washington (2:56), an update on the Hawaiian Missile Crisis (17:26), emotional support peacock (26:10), flamethrowers for sale (31:30), Yankees lineup (37:15), a flamethrower thing happens (41:56), funeral home pizza (48:40), an imposter at NBA shootaround (53:41), Blake Griffin’s new home (57:51), James Harden supernova (1:04:05)

Ep 26 - Emotional Support Peacock

Minneapolis Miracle (2:19), the Tide pod challenge (11:34), Hawaii hits the panic button (21:17), CoCo Vandeweghe is just a typical millennial (29:23), NFL Shop sticks it to losing teams (36:48), Don’t bring a fake gun to a gun fight (43:57), MLB offseason (51:44)

Ep 25 - Tide Pods

Kim Jong Un's birthday, no participation trophies for Swedish hockey players, the world's most valuable bottle of vodka, NFL Playoffs, and NCAA football championship game!

Ep 24 - New Year, New You

Mostly ridiculous. Sports and other stuff - Irreverent banter, frequent disagreements, lowered expectations. Hosted by @GrossGuySteve, @jsshaw15, and @kylegreen03

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