It's Deportation on a Pole at Summerslam as Bret "The Hitman" Hart vows to never return to America if he does not wrestle the WWF Championship from The Undertaker, even if his hated arch rival Shawn Michaels is the special guest referee! And if Shawn shows any bias, he's getting exiled, too! We also have the match that changed everything, as Stone Cold Steve Austin challenges Owen Hart for the Intercontinental Title. HHH jerks the curtain again within the confines of a steel cage with Dudekind. Or Man Love. Or something. In a special "22 years ahead of its time" match, DOA takes on Los Boricuas. Is Ahmed Johnson the black Sid? And we've got Peak Sunny in one of the worst segments in PPV history. Answer your phone and download the latest TLD!

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Episode 24: WWF SummerSlam 1997

JR and Mikey rediscover their edge at In Your House: Final Four. The WWF Title is VACANT after Shawn Michaels lost his drug stash, er, smile and a new champion will be crowned when Undertaker, Vader, Bret Hart, and Steve Austin tangle in a four way gimmick. Owen and Davey Boy defend the tag titles against Furnas & LaFon, but will all the champions’ gold survive the evening? Marlena catches the Katahajime from a mystery accomplice of HHH after Helmsley’s IC Title battle with young whippersnapper Rocky Maivia. We’ve got a Sid promo, we’ve got more bad rapping from PG-13, and we’ve got potatoes in the main event. It’s the March Madness edition of Time Limit Draw!

Episode 23: WWF In Your House 13: Final Four

It’s War Games at WrestleWar ‘91! Inside the confines of a double ring steel cage, who’s gonna bleed, who’s gonna no-sell, and who’s gonna attempt murder on live PPV when Sting and his buddies take on the Horsemen? How many stars can U.S. Champ Lex Luger carry Dan Spivey to? (More than you’d think.) The Freebirds kick off their negative title reign in style with Diamond Dallas Page and some “brown sugar.” We’ve got a great crowd, the most random six man tag match you’ll ever see, Buddy Landel being hilarious, Bobby Eaton being awesome, Alexandra York’s Tandy word processor, Vader and Hansen stiffing each other, WCW Production Values, Jim Ross dunking on little kids, and Big Dust is back in the saddle, if you will, in pul’lic, with the book and a bottle. Pass the Courvoisier and settle in with JR and Mikey for this hilarious LATE NIGHT EDITION of TLD.

Episode 22: WCW WrestleWar 1991

JR & Mikey are COMING to the Cow Palace for Superbrawl VII where Hollywood Hogan defends the WCW Title and stinks out the joint against Roddy Piper in the alleged main event. Kevin Sullivan and Chris Benoit tangle in a San Francisco Death Match, with the ladies strapped together at ringside. Jeff Jarrett wants to be a Horseman and has to go thru MONGO BABY to get his wish. Do DDP and Buff Bagwell have the match of the night on a card featuring Guerrero, Syxx, Malenko, and Jericho? Will the injured Lex Luger turn on The Giant? Who will win the latest game of Paper, Rock, Scissors between the Outsiders? Which match gets WCW Production Values? Which match gets a blown finish? And does the United States Congress have bloodlines thru the Midnight Express? (It sure seems like it.)

Episode 21: WCW SuperBrawl VII

JR and Mikey remember the Alamo and the 1997 Royal Rumble on the newest TLD. Shawn Michaels comes home with the flu (and a hangover) to challenge SID for the World Wrestling Federation Championship. Invisible watch-wearing Stone Cold Steve Austin is ready to throw 29 pieces of trash over the top rope, including Bret “The Hitman” Hart, in the Royal Rumble for his right to go to the Wrestlemania main event. The Undertaker and Vader have a HOSS FIGHT. The Nation of Domination is here to put Ahmed Johnson down for good. And we have a random lucha six man tag where Vince and Jim Ross have no idea who anyone is. It takes a King not just to know a King, but also to throw around giant lumber, recklessly destroy announce tables, and intentionally accidentally toss out your tag team partner. The new Time Limit Draw is BIZARRE!!

Episode 20: WWF Royal Rumble 1997

JR and Mikey are GUILTY AS CHARGED as they ring in 2021 with the aptly titled ECW show from ‘99. Shane Douglas (finally) defends the ECW Title against Taz in a special “protect the heel at all costs match.” Like it or not, the rocket is strapped to Justin Credible, so you already know who’s gonna win his Stairway to Hell Match with Tommy Dreamer. What’s Judge Jeff Jones’ big surprise for Kronus? Who did The Big Don Tommy Rich win money on the week before this garbage show? What Disney characters did the Dudley Boys call out? And what did New Jack get the TLD boys for Christmas? All this and how wrestling compares to the recent drama in Washington on this episode of Time Limit Draw.

Episode 19: ECW Guilty As Charged 1999

JR and Mikey dive into the dark days of the WWF and In Your House 12: IT’S TIME!! It’s time for Sid to defend the WWF Championship against Bret “The Hitman” Hart! It’s time for Carny Vince to dance with Flash Funk! It’s time for Jim Ross to defend the hilarity of the Fake Razor and Diesel! It’s time for Gord Abdul-Gretzky to join the Nation of Domination! It’s time for The Undertaker to battle Terry “Bam Bam” Executioner in whatever the hell an Armageddon Rules match is! It’s time for Steve Austin to jump everyone from behind! And it’s time for Shawn Michaels to take all the drugs and do guest commentary and take bumps. But it’s not Vader Time. All that and how the Mean Street Posse has an in with the Greenwich gossip circles on the latest TLD.

Episode 18: WWF In Your House 12: It's Time

Share some leftovers with JR and Mikey as they look back on Survivor Series 1990. Who will make the Grand Finale of Ultimate Survival or whatever the silly gimmick? The Hulkster and his cronies? Earthquake and World’s Stongest Man Bravo? The Ultimate Warrior’s painted up team of... wait, Kerry forgot his paint. Perfect and Demolition? Jake’s team of cocaine? Model Martel’s Visionaries? And someone in the match featuring the biggest jobbers of all time has to survive, so why not “The Arriba Man” Chico Santana? Come for the Powerplex, stay for the do-si-do with the The Gobbledy Gooker. We’re getting pinfalls off of clotheslines in the latest edition of TLD.

Episode 17: WWF Survivor Series 1990

Share some turkey with the TLD boys over a serving of Survivor Series ‘93. Globally renowned super badass Bruce Hart leads his brothers Bret, Owen, and Keith into war against last second callup Shawn Michaels (replacing a dude tied up in court) and a bunch of jabronis in a grudge match of epic proportions. In the billed main event, Lex Luger joins forces with his old pals the Steiners and late addition The Undertaker to take on WWF Champ Yokozuna, Helsinki Hellraiser Ludwig Borga, Japanese Sympathizer Crush, and the eternally hilarious JACQUES ROUGEAU! Razor Ramon teams with 1-2-3 Kid and Party Marty and a mystery partner to battle Model Martel, IRS, Adam Bomb, and “no graphics on the gear” Diesel. Why are the Rock N Roll Express on WWF PPV? Will the Gigolo dance? And do we see the dumbest Survivor Series match of all time? All that and then some on the latest edition of TLD.

WWF Survivor Series 1993

What’s scarier? 2020 or Vince Russo booking WCW? Jump back to Halloween Havoc ‘99 where JR and Mikey book the show on a cocktail napkin after the show’s already started. We’ve allegedly got Sting and Hogan for the strap, Goldberg and a bloody SID!! for the U.S. Title, and DDP and a coked up Ric Flair in a strap match. Harlem Heat breaks out THE YE-TAY, Buff Bagwell is SHOOTING, and Total Package is JUICING! Who are the babyfaces and who are the heels? Will Heenan pocket Flair’s Rolex? What is Brad Armstrong doing on PPV? And how can one job Bret Hart in the dumbest way possible? The TLD boys could give a hill of beans about this show but have a good time roasting it on the Tracy Smothers edition of Time Limit Draw.

WCW Halloween Havoc 1999

JR & Mikey venture back to the first ever Hell in a Cell match at In Your House: Badd Blood ‘97 where the Undertaker attempts to murder Shawn Michaels within the unforgiving convines of a brand new steel cage! WWF Champ Bret Hart slums it in a tag team flag match with his hobbled brother-in-law against Vader and The Patriot. The Rock jerks the curtain, a plumber uses a horseshoe, and Steve Austin visits all of the announce teams while Los Boricuas only visit one. And it’s Carny Vince’s final PPV play by play job! Come for the blood, stay for Harley Race’s EMT skills, and get some with the latest edition of Time Limit Draw!

WWF Badd Blood 1997

Break out the chapstick as TLD revisits Unforgiven 2006 where the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club makes a surprise return inside Hell in The Cell vs. middle aged DX. Edge defends the WWE Title in HIS match and in HIS hometown against the perennially hated John Cena. Speaking of hometowns, it’s Trish Stratus’ farewell match as she challenges old rival Lita for the Women’s Title. Carlito potatoes Randy Orton, Armando Alejandro Estrada breaks cigars, and Melina does EVERYTHING. Are JR and Mikey secret members of the Spirit Squad? Find out on the newest TLD.

WWE Unforgiven 2006

There’s no LAW & ORDER in suburban Chicago when ECW comes to town for Anarchy Rulz ‘99. Bowl God RVD defends the ECW TV Title against... well, someone in our alleged main event. Taz, with one foot out the door and the crowd knows it, defends his ECW World Championship against Masato Tanaka and maybe someone else, too. Raven’s back and puts in a WCW-level effort along with Tommy Dreamer as they take on Steve Corino and Rhyno. Will Tajiri and Super Crazy fight on ECW PPV again? And how worthless is Jason? How many jobbers can New Jack destroy with one trash can of weapons? And are those things fake? JR and Mikey answer those questions and more on the latest edition of TLD.

ECW Anarchy Rulz 1999

TLD gets revved up and geared up at Road Wild 98 when DDP and Jay Leno (sigh...) battle Hulk Hogan and “martial arts expert” Eric Bischoff. Goldberg takes on all NWO comers in a battle royal because blowing 3-4 months of angles in one night is always a good idea. Chris Jericho’s legendary Cruiserweight Title reign finally comes to an end when he takes on Quasi Juice and special referee Deano Machino. The Faces of Fear explode, friend of the show Stevie Ray defends his brother’s TV Title against Chavo Guerrero, and Brian Adams stinks out the joint with MONGO BABY! Public Enemy gets more time than the main event, the Steiner brothers partake in more shenanigans, and Easy E passes down moveset to the Undertaker on the latest episode of Time Limit Draw.

WCW Road Wild 1998

It’s always Icon vs. Icon when JR and Mikey square off on TLD, but it has a little extra sizzle when Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels do battle at Summerslam 2005. John Cena has his first test as face of the company as he defends the WWE Title against Ayatollah of Rock n’ Rona Chris Jericho. Batista puts his title on the line against JBL and it’s No Holds Barred - Bradshaw probably ain’t impervious to pain. We got Taker and Orton, Olympic Badass Angle, and an Edge/Matt Hardy shoot fight. Or something. Oh, and we have CUSTODY PAPERS ON A POLE as Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio go at it in a ladder match for Dominick. Because sure. McMahon for President? Why not? (Other than 1000 reasons...) New TLD special delivered to you, brother!

WWE SummerSlam 2005

JR & Mikey laugh at silly characters, bad angles, and hilarious promos in their trek down pro wrestling's memory lane.

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