Get ready to boo your brains out! T-mental is back for a third and crazier season! All your favorite nonsense and all your favorite celebrity cameos. If you say "Tournamental" three times backwards in your bathroom, Richard Gere will appear in your mirror! I swear! THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Richard Gere's reflection. Seance Knowles. Punywise. Spook-kumber. Jessica Rabbit dressed as Debra from HR. The Bee HIV. Bridge B*tch. Trick-or-Treader Rabbit.  THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: Who is better acclimatized to the following circle of hell? Whose kin would you rather pump? Who would you rather have haunt your butt? THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS: Moster massacre, mascarade, mascara Is it boo or is it hoot? 

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Episode 131: Halloween again! *Menacing Cackle*

World War I was sad. So was World War II. But if our predictions are accurate, World War III will be a hilarious romp. What will the battlefields of the future look like, and who will be key players? You better strap on your podcasting bonnets to find out! THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Gal Qaeda. The Dogs of War. Apes. Kim Jong-Cinq. Die-go Luna. Lieutenant Colonel Beavers Kirkpatrick. Carlos Slim Jim. Bill Paxton’s bloated corpse. THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: Who would prevail in the following battlefield of the future? With whom would you carpet bomb a city? Who would you want as your “key buddy” in a nuclear launch facility? THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS: Dear John letters It can't be spelled! 

Episode 130: WWIII - A Delightful Rollick through the Battlefields of Tomorrow

Move over, Valentine’s Day! This February, Tournamental is delving into Black History Month. [Insert witty, sensitive, universally affirming joke here]. THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Denzel George Foreman Washington Carver. Idris Elba as James Bond. Nash’s infant son. Tricky Minaj. Dog Dog Frog Dog. Venus and Serena Williams — Banjo Kazooied. Wyatt Privilege. Donald Trump’s conception of who Frederick Douglass is. THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: Who could better replace the following influential black individual? Who would you rather go kite surfing with while Barack Obama watches? Who would you rather Get Out you? THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS: Currency Currently — who should be on the $10 bill? I Had a Dream — who would win the basketball game from this insane dream Nash had? 

Episode 129: Black History Month Edition!

Happy 2019! Ring in the new year with some old acquaintances that should definitely not be forgot — your Tournamental Podcast pals! Grab some mistletoe and some yule (wait, that was the last holiday), and snuggle in for the best podcast episode 2019 has to offer (so far). THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Two thousand 19-year-olds. Cam, if he had followed through with all of his past New Years resolutions. A personal train. Zooey Deschanel in a ballgown. Very Oldman. JJ Macho Hancho. Auld Lang Sykes. Old Wang Swine. THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: Who would win in a fight atop the Times Square Ball as it descends for 60 seconds? If the fight lasts longer than 60 seconds, both characters get diarrhea... Who would you rather drink on New Years Eve (if blended)? Who you smoochin' at midnight? THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS: Why to Jay? What substance do you want in your diaper? 

Episode 128: Droppin' Balls Like It's New Years Eve

This is it. Don't get scared now. Pour yourself a little nog and slice yourself a little hog, because it's time to *~chill~* out with the merriest, jolliest ol' Christmas special you ever stuffed into your merry, jolly ol' brains, you little Christmas miracles. THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: The Sticky Bandits. The Pain Deer. The Bisons By Night. Kevin McAlister, 20 years later. Wing Crosby. Ratvent calendar. The girl who ate the bagel next to Cameron. Frosty the Blow Man. THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: Who would make a better lead in the following Christmas film? Who should replace the baby Jesus in the nativity scene? Who would you rather have come to your door and profess their unrequited love to you via cue cards? THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS: Which reindeer is Jay, according to Buzzfeed? Is it ding or is it dong? 

Episode 127: Another Christmas in the Trenches

What are some things from your past you'd like to forget forever? In this episode, we discuss several pop culture references that have no business taking up space in our memory banks. So we're talking about them . . . for the last time. THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Al Borland. Pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog. Pharrell's big hat. Small Soldiers. Will Smith's current children. Rayman. Two girls one cup. Godzilla on rollerblades.  THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: Who would you rather remember in the following way? Who is the Gordy to the other's Babe? Who would you rather have tattooed all over your body in a Momento situation? THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS: Which one is Jay? Which Saturday morning cartoons belong on Mount Rushmore? 

Episode 126: Best We Forget

We're back! We made 124 episodes, rested for 23 months (to observe the metric Sabbath), and now it's time to turn mental once again . . . . . . in this extra spooky Halloween episode! Subscribe on iTunes. THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS: Halloween Winslow family. Boo Bee. Big Boo Radley. A spicy ghost. Battered batter bats bat batter. Jay Jameson: Do Not Resuscitate. Franklinstein. Edward Scissor Hams. THIS EPISODE'S SCENARIOS: Who would you rather spend a night inside in order to inherit them? Who would you have as the subject of your horror novel? Who would you rather have as your The Mask mask? THIS EPISODE'S SEXY SEGMENTS: Not in my coffin! Is this porn? 

Return-amental! Season 2, Ep. 1: A hecka spooky Halloween episode

But don't freak out! We'll be back, hot and fresh, before you know it. So everybody just settle down, okay?

We're Sleepy! Tournamental Takes a Little Break.

Four hosts battle made-up characters in a ridiculous tournament of the mind!

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