The Vagrants are diving headfirst into violent teen angst for Joey's pick, 1988's Heathers, starring Christian Slater's magnificent hair. The estate of JD Salinger hit us with a cease and desist on plot comparisons so use your imagination.

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Heathers (1988)

The Vagrants are talking Gen X violent male angst and the pioneers of the modern incel movement coupled with the turbulence associated with coming of age and struggling with your sexuality during Brad Pitt's prime with 1999's Fight Club. I am Jack's complete lack of a consistent episode schedule. 

Fight Club (1999)

It’s a Christmas Halloween crossover this week several months behind as the guys talk Stanley Kubrick’s sexually-charged thriller “Eyes Wide Shut”. The prostitute had a shitty little Charlie Brown Christmas tree in her apartment, it’s totally a Christmas movie, we won’t be taking questions at this time.

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

Joey lays out the pagan symbolism of 1973’s The Wicker Man starring Christopher Lee while Adam and Michael sort tapes and have a separate conversation about 2006’s Wicker Man starring Nicholas Cage.

The Wicker Man (1973)

Couple of belles late to the ball, the vagrants kick off Boosfest just before the crack of midnight Halloween. Getting gothic gay romance spooky with 1994’s obviously Michael pick, Interview with the Vampire. Prepare to learn more about vampire bowel movements than you ever wanted to know.

Interview with the Vampire (1994)

It’s got a budding romantic relationship between Mad Eye Moody and Porthos the Pirate, Betty White’s ca-ca mouth, and a big fuckin’ crocodile. If those aren’t selling points for you then you can probably skip 1999’s Lake Placid.

Lake Placid (1999)

Michael and Adam discover that Joey’s been secretly utilizing them in a pirate radio broadcast he’s been running out of the back of the video store. This week’s broadcast tackles Joe Dante’s The 'Burbs, but Joey wants to lock the guys in the supply closet until they bear some semblance to the employees he hired. We don’t have that kind of time, Joey!

The 'Burbs (1989)

The Vagrants are gradually adjusting to a return to semi-normalcy, though normal typically entails not actually doing their jobs. Soylent Green is their remedial film subject. Did you hear it’s people? Spoiler alert.

Soylent Green

After a four month shutdown, the video store is open for business and the vagrants are out of quarantine and back on the showroom floor. Remembering how to do their jobs presents a challenge, but it's easy to maintain social distancing without any customers. 

Return of the Living Vagrants

The guys gets their acceptance letters to Hogwarts so they can tackle Adam’s pick, 2004’s Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. You ever dance with a Dementor in the pale moon light?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

The guys take Video Store Vagrants on its maiden voyage with Joey’s pick, 1987’s Robocop, leaving you with the only question that really matters: have you accepted Robocop as your personal savior? I’d buy that for a dollar!

Robocop (1987)

The scurvy dogs hit the high seas to talk about 2003’s Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, and Joey spends the episode being the worst pirate they’ve ever heard of. But...why is the rum gone?

Michael’s Unspoken Pirate Fetish

Nostalgia reigns supreme as the guys unpack 1984’s Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom from their box of childhood memories. Harrison Ford is a heartthrob and they’re secure enough in their sexuality to say it. Hold onto your potatoes!

Luke Sandbrains and the Temple of Doom

The guys get a dang Mogwai for Christmas with Joe Dante’s Gremlins, even though they’ve already got a strange furry creature they can’t feed after midnight or expose to sunlight in Joey. Get a job, Pelzer!

What’s a Booger Gremlin Gotta Do to Get a Drink Around Here?

The sheer force of Joey’s will is front and center to talk about his pick, David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive. He’s successfully able to answer about 70% of the questions the guys have about this strange ass journey.

Joey, Please Explain Mulholland Drive To Us

Three guys drink and argue about absolutely nothing. They explore every genre of nothing from movies and literature to history and politics. Not for the faint of heart.

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