Zola, Brigid and Smyte fight to free the captives of the Souldier project. Join our Patreon community! We're halfway to our stretch goal of making a MUSICAL EPISODE! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound  "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "industrial buzz" bigmanjoe "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crashing” - smmassuda “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi   “Elevator” - kgarman314 “Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl "sparks" - erh  "entrance-bell" - zott820 "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc “Eletric-sparks-railway-a” - inspectorj Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-Four: The Best Laid Plans

Zola, Brigid and Smyte discover what lies inside the Omnimalum's arcane laboratory. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi  Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join our Patreon! $1 a month and we will shut up about ad stuff Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "sparks" - erh  "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms "entrance-bell" - zott820 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 "phone-dial" - breviceps "smoke-detector-alarm-close-perspective" - splicesound “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah  "industrial buzz" bigmanjoe "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound  "Explosion 01" - tommccann "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul “Crashing” - smmassuda Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Chapter Forty-Three: Twisted Machinations

Dreams and the past weigh heavy on the trio as they wind their way into the fearsome heart of the Socket.  Join our Patreon! We're putting up basically everything but our nudes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Bonk Sound Effect” - Yer Boi Lloris “Crashing” - smmassuda “Marble” - jradcoolness “Marbles-in-glass” - lightartphotos “Cabled-mess” - demijohn “Balle-ping-pong” - beskhu “Ratsqueak” - zabuhailo “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn “Rocks-dropped-tumble” - halleck “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Medieval army marching loop” - yap-audio-production “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Chapter Forty-Two: Me On Your Side

The gang navigates the grim alleys of The Socket. Zola and Brigid both make unexpected discoveries. Come join our Patreon community! We are up to real silly stuff over there. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti  “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - PrinceofWorms “Robot-walking-demo” -kwahmah “Blacksmith” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Medievalarmymarchingloop” - Yap-audio-production “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound  "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Shower-turn-on-run-turn-off-drain-water” - wavjunction-com “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 "Tradecenterhall2” - zabuhailo “Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo___silencyo   Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Chapter Forty-One: Labyrinth of Lies

With the twist of a ring, the team infiltrates the crystal chasms of the Underdark. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti  “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Bamf” - themfish “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah “Sparks” - erh “Microwave-buttons-beep” - mrrap4food “Computer-startup” - squashy555 “Texting” -squashy555  “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe   “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - eminyildirim “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Chapter Forty: The Socket

Zola, Brigid and Smyte trek deeper into the labyrinthine tunnels of the Omnimalum's lair. Along the way, they encounter some tchotchke. What a world. If everyone joins our Patreon community, we can all run away together! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Teleport” - outroelison  “Whip-crack” - Scifisounds “phone-dial” - breviceps  “Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Chapter Thirty-Nine: Bobbleheads, Beef Patties, and Books, Oh My!

Zola, Brigid, and Smyte descend into the sewers beneath the Sprawl. The path to rescuing Moss Peacewillow is riddled with foes—some old, some new. Join our Patreon, where we have bonus episodes, livestreams, and the downloadable soundtrack! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Mouse-squeaks” - Shyguy014 “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 “Whip-crack” - Scifisounds “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Sparks” - erh “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings “Crashing” - smmassuda “Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Entrance-bell” - zott820

Chapter Thirty-Eight: Mind the Gap

As Lord Achillion is kept hostage in the Drunken Drake, it finally rains. And then it pours. Join our Patreon community, where you'll find bonus episodes, our after-show, downloadable musical tracks, livestreams and more! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “In The Rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Crashing” - smmassuda “Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Wood Splintering” - wavecal22 “Bamf” - themfish “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Chapter Thirty-Seven: Best Friends, Loose Ends

The lights of the Drunken Drake go out on a Thursday. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “Sparks” - erh_1 “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles "Explosion” - Tommccann_ “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 “Bamf” - themfish “Wood-splintering (1 Break)” - wavecal22 “wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - eminyildirim “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Phone-dial” - breviceps Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

Chapter Thirty-Six: The Flames Grow Higher

An urgent matter has been brewing for days, and is finally brought to Zola's attention. A trip to Marfin's has mixed results. A new unauthorized caster arrives in Aurealia. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Cracking earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Teleport” - Outroelison "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door Opening 1" - Bowen707 “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "Subway-door-close" - Tweeterdj_1 "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2 - Silencyo__silencyo "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Chapter Thirty-Five: Stoking the Fire

[Autark Aurealius voice] Welcome to the Glory Pits everybodyyyyyyyyy let's battle some weird babies Enjoy this sample of what our monthly Content Surge looks like on our Patreon! We'll be back next week with canon episodes. Sound Effects: Cracking-earthquke-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - Uagadugu “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Sparks” - erh “Laugh-crowd-1” - funwithsound “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

BONUS EPISODE: Battle of the Babies!

Gorgonzola signs up for classes, then has several unexpected meetings. I mean, doesn't anyone use a calendar anymore? Join our Patreon community to hear the aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "School-hall-1.14" - dr-macak "Door Opening 1" - Bowen707 "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "In The Rain" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "Subway-door-close" - Tweeterdj_1 "Entrance-bell" - Zott820 "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Chapter Thirty-Four: She Fell So We May Rise

A freshly re-Sharded Gorgonzola ditches the mausoleum life in pursuit of academia! Join our Patreon community for our aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “In the Rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “Subway-door-close” - Tweeterdj_1 "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “High-heels-on-marble-floor” - Avakas “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Cowbell” - gowlermusic “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Entrance-bell” - Zott820 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” silencyo__silencyo Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Chapter Thirty-Three: Intelligence, Practicality, Tenacity

Hot off the heels of a diamond heist, Zola and Smyte pursue Trick and the Shard. Join our Patreon community for the aftershow, bonus episodes, polls, music downloads, and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects:  "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti  “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn  “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb  “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu  "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76  "Explosion" - tommccann  "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv  "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe  “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir  “Sparks” - era  "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Chapter Thirty-Two: For My Last Trick

Zola and Smyte journey deep into the Necropolis of Aurealia, in search of the collapsed Hall of Kings... and the shard. Join our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes, music from the show and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Explosion" - tommccann "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "bamf" by them fish “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - Timbre "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “Crashing” - Smmassuda “Rock-unedited-24b” - Bkinder42 “Robot-walking-demo” - Kwahmah-02 “Sparks” - era “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Lightringingclang_1” - wilhellboy “Can-open_1” - thebeigee “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Chapter Thirty-One: The Hall of Kings

An actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Two underdog heroes set off an adventure... which might be a tad more dangerous than expected. Dungeon Master Noah Perito is joined by Shane Ertter as Scram, and Lisa Condemi as Zola.

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