In this episode of the podcast your Hams recount their cabin adventures with their previous guest, Version II. And that launches the Hams into a discussion of drugs, mental health, and sex cults. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Mushrooms #Psilocybin #Cults #Psychology #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion    

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Psilocybin Infused Hams

Version II is a self-proclaimed enlightened dirtbag. His recent engagement fell through and he left the city (literally and metaphorically) to go live in a cabin in the woods. In this episode the Hams and their guest share oilfield war stories while also reminiscing about their alcohol fueled youths. This episode is weaved together with philosophy and reflection. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #CabinPhilosophers #OilField #Mushrooms #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Enlightened Dirtbag

The Hams invite Bruce to guest on this episode of the podcast. They discuss the philosophy of Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) and how role playing DnD may develop soft skills for use in real life. Ham Two and Bruce critique Ham One's Tinder profile. Also the Hams don't spoil Nick Cage's new film, Willy's Wonderland. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD #NickCage #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion    

DnD Philosophy

In Part Two, your Hams finish off their bottled water taste test with a blind test. Each Ham blind tastes five waters each and attempts to guess the brand of bottled water. Afterwards, whatever needs to get talked about, gets talked about. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #H20 #Water #Oilers #Elks #Covid #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Water Tasting - Part Two

Welcome to Part One of the official Two Baked Hams bottled water taste test. In this episode your Hams sample water from eleven different sources and rank them based on strict criteria: bottle feel, ingredients, taste, after taste, particulates, and overall presentation. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #H20 #Water #HamScience #RealScience #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

The Water Tasting - Part One

Ham One gives sound advice for compartmentalizing stress and anxiety while Ham Two compares Sigmund Freud's psychoanalysis to the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction. OnlyFans bans porn? Which of the Hams had a subscription? The music for this episode is by https://www.purple-planet.com. #OnlyFans #SexWork #Drugs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Legalize Donairs

This episode opens with an important question regarding the best tasting bottled water. Help the Hams decide which waters to taste test on the next podcast. Ham One shares his dreams for when the Toronto Maple Leafs make it to the Stanley Cup playoffs, and shares his thoughts on Connor McGregor's return to UFC. The music for this episode is by https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #NHL #UFC #BestWater #BigPharma #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Grand Scientific Minds

Your Hams reunite post-Covid-19. In this episode they discuss their new respective careers, their new gym routines, and the new "tester" Olympic sports. And what is the dress code for shopping at an adult entertainment store? Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. Music for this episode is by https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #Genetics #Olympics #PuttingSomeoneOver #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Genetically Inherited Jackass Lifestyle

Your Two Baked Ham survived another round of covid-19 lockdowns. In this episode the Hams catch up and discuss what it means to have peaked. They've also added a new segment. Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #EvilVirus #Politics #PuttingSomeoneOver #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Raw Dogging Oxygen

Your Two Baked Hams are separated because of the Covid-19 social gathering restrictions. So in lieu of that they've recorded another Pizza Delivery version of the podcast (see episode 28 for the first one). In this episode Ham Two talks hunting, unemployment, and reemployment. Ham One gets out a Coronavirus rant, opens up about #SingleLife, and puts over therapy. Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #Covid-19 #Coronavirus #Wrestling #Hunting #GoAlong

Pizza Delivery Take Two

Mallory is a licensed funeral director and embalmer. On this episode of the podcast she speaks to her experiences working in the funeral industry and her experiences of the paranormal. Mallory is involved in the #YEG pro-wrestling scene and has a funny/scary sex toy story. Follow Mallory on Instagram @malicious30. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Halloween #Paranormal #ProWrestling #SexToys #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLionLinks:https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/bodies-stored-rented-trailer-medical-examiner-1.5278243https://nypost.com/2020/04/29/bodies-stored-in-trucks-at-brooklyn-funeral-home-sources/

Halloween with Mallory

Thaddeus Archer, the man with a broken back and a mind that moves returns to guest on the podcast. In this episode Archer discusses the past, present, and future of his YouTube channel as well as breaks down his woes with managing a viral video. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Clandestine #TA3 #ArcherReport #ArcherOut #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLionBest Entrance Ever:https://youtu.be/o-vkSH4ahFI

Thaddeus Archer the Third Returns

Your Two Baked Hams had a sit-com moment in which they both forgot to book the guest. Opps. However, they justify the mishap as symptom of simulation theory and the repeatability of Déjà vu patterns. Please join your guest-less Hams throughout an open exchange of weirdo science articles while they pilot their organic spaceship. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Thadless #Science #DejaVu #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Organic Spaceship

Your Two Baked Hams have fresh podcasting equipment, so they brought Bruce along to road test their new gear. And during their episode test, Ham One and Ham Two question Bruce's temporal existence and delve into the metaphysics of the English Alphabet. The only thing better than this episode is having a caesar at Caesar's house. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #NewGear #ZeeOrZed #Bruce #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Zed is the Period of the Alphabet

Your Hams discuss how "illicit" substances may or may not have been within the NHL bubble, which brings them to consider who's in each of their cohorts. Ham Two breaks down training while using a mask. And Ham One suggests that they each state what they're thankful for. Before they close out the episode, your Hams make there 2020 American Election predictions. The music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Consorts #Cohorts #Election2020 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Thanksgiving Consorts

The Two Baked Hams is a ridiculous podcast.

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Two Baked Hams with Mike and Jonah

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