Alex is a buffalo guy. TC is a sad Jets guy. We’re trying to make this consistent we swear

Two Clowns and a Goat

How to meet a Bison

After months spent away from the world licking their wounds from the now infamous 'Roast of TC and Alex', the guys courageously enter back into the world of podcasting to try and reclaim their confidence. To do so, they fumble through the complex physics of Tenet and make NFL predictions surely to fall apart by week 2. It's good to be back.

!kcab era eW | We are back!

After yearsss of waiting, Roast-Master Kaitlyn finally accepted the invitation to join the show. The sting of her quips was dulled only slightly by the coffee cake she served to us as she delivered her blows. Luckily, Dr. Kaitlyn also made an appearance and was there to mend us back together in the end!

The Roast of TC and Alex

The world is in quarantine. Employees across the globe are now working from home. Fresh out of the shadow of their bosses' supervision, the Clowns coalesce to create their first ever LIVE on-the-job podcast. Goat Arnav joins the special to give his unique perspective inside American hospitals and to help the guys formulate appropriate responses to the emails being received LIVE on-air. To our bosses' dismay, no real work is accomplished. Instead, a podcast is born. Stay healthy, my friends.

Work from Home LIVE On-the-Job Coronavirus Special

Alex is viciously attacked by a dog. TC bans Lapkins. We hate lacrosse players

Guys red flags for guys

The guys return to the studio to discuss the perplexing dimension in which they've found themselves, early on in this new decade:  Prince Harry now plays for the Eagles.  Three goats are somehow playing Jeopardy.  Mono runs rampant in the Bachelor mansion. TC goes train hopping with the woman formerly known as the Duchess of Sussex. Alex steals the Mona Lisa. This is the middle ground between light and shadow -- between man's grasp and his reach; between science and superstition; between the pit of his fears and the sunlight of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area that might be called the Twilight Zone. 

The Twilight Zone

Return of the JJ

With nothing but a 45 minute timer and a starting point, the guys channel their inner Seinfeld to see just how wide-ranging and pointless their conversation could be.

The Episode About Nothing

Alex faces and age old dilemma. TC fights a dog. We belong on the green grass of Reed Quadrant

To Beard or Not To Beard

Alex puts TC to the test. The first quarter of the NFL recap. We remake some movies.

Jokers? Hardly know ers

TC flirts with the idea of a quid pro quo as he gets involved in a dessert-tasting competition at work. Alex pitches a new movie idea Ferris Bueller would be proud of. The guys discuss the exciting new development that is Gardner Minshew (and other NFL news). The episode wraps up with a couple of new holiday ideas America is sure to fall in love with.  

Work Pictures

Alex bakes a brat. TC is attracted to the dark side. Bold predictions, bad takes, and big news galore

Four Months till Star Wars

Dr. Martin Luther Cain Jr. drops into the studio for his first appearance. The guys explore a new, Food Network-inspired segment they are calling TChopped. The episode wraps up with an exhilarating tour inside the walls of the generic, American work place. Timestamps:  2:10 - 20K+ Email Disaster 9:27 - TC hates Steve Perry's voice 13:53 - Tech Talk 21:13 - Dr. Cain arrives! 31:10 - Football is BACK 1:17:00 - TChopped 1:36:47 - Bachelor Update 1:36:58 - Mount Rushmore of office "guys" 

Fruit Snack Equality

Alex gets intimidated. TC climbs a wall. The Area 51 business trip is on the horizon

Eyelins and urinals and funerals, oh my!

The boys pitch a new monocle business that the world should keep an eye on. TC continues building his resume for a potential Webster's Dictionary career. A new movie title anagram segment is introduced. Finally, a list of Harry Potter pickup lines sure to work in the muggle world. TimeStamps: 8:30 - What if Prohibition came back? 15:05 - Monocle Business Pitch 25:10 - Shirt Tags 32:40 - Bachelorette 42:30 - NFL 51:20 - Movie Title Anagrams 1:04:56 - Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines 

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