we have been gone for so long and now we're back!in this episode, we drink Vespers, call a guy in Chicago, tell a whale joke and sing a song.  why not join us?thanks for listening, friendos!right click here to download.

Two Guys Being Animals

Episode 071 - Goose and a Moose

New year. Changes to the show discussed.A doozie of a story from Rabid Badger.Americans are the majority of our listeners.Tips on drinking in public in Kelowna, BC.more!download.

Episode 070 - Elephant and Oxen

A very special episode of your favorite podcast of joy! We traveled north to our cabin of joy and met up with one of the true kings of joy, Santa Claus himself. We drink boozey egg nog and put Santa on the hotseat - twice! Also, Santa answers all of your questions and poses a few of his own.It's a jolly, yuletime episode of joy and we hope you enjoy.We would like to take this opportunity to thankyou all for listening and supporting us through it all. Sickness, busy-ness, good times and bad - we would not be doing this show without you. We hope that you get a chance to relax with your family and loved ones and celebrate whatever holiday you like.Here is Ryan's image of the week:download now!

Episode 069 - Christmas Spectacular

We're back, a little tired, but delivering a podcast of joy nonetheless. We talk about a lady who owns the sun, Ryan complains about his cellphone provider, and we drink Black Butte beer from Oregon. Don't forget to email or call us with your questions for Santa Claus!1-360-339-7922tgba (at) tgba.cadownload link!

Episode 068 - Dingo and Moose

Listeners! We put up episode 67 earlier today but it contained some editing errors! These have been fixed and we hope you enjoy the show.This week we're a land horse and a sea horse.This is our longest show ever. Seriously - it's 2 hours and 15 minutes long. We don't know what happened but we hope you enjoy it. Maybe it will make up for our completely unpredictable release schedule.We talked about basically everything. Thanks to everyone for calling in and telling us what you want for Christmas.We brought back our Twitter Warriors segment this week with an unprecedented four-way fight to the death! Our competitors were @AlliDucks, @ohnoforresst, @hateyou4ever, & @jujuniperThanks for listening. We love you.download here.

FIXED! Episode 067 - Horse and Seahorse

It's Canadian Thanksgiving and we have somehow managed to procure a guest in the form of the first settler to arrive in Canada - Pete! He has a modern vernacular and is also a karaoke king. Check out his first settler blog here.download here (right click)

Episode 066 - Turkey, Squirrel & First Settler Pete

We are celebrating pumpkin ale season this week. This show is definitely a throwback to the golden days. (We are drunk) We have a couple jerks to speak of, and we talk - probably way too much - about UFOs and whipped peanut butter.Thanks for being our friend.click here to download. (right click)

Episode 065 - Pumpkin Rat and Mole

We are completely unpredictable but we love you all. Thanks for sticking with us. We're a couple of bears this week and it's pretty alright. We ripped off a segment from the Grapes of Rad and mourned the death of a local podcast. And get this, folks - Ryan spotted something!Ian's image of the week:download now, or don't.

Episode 064 - Polar Bear/Brown Bear

We're back after a month long break.  Sorry we've been away - it's just hard sometimes to get it all together.  We hope that you are still here!  This week we bring back many of our segments and Ryan talks about his favorite thing: stupid criminals.We've got an image of the week and it looks something like this!  We also talked about an old band we used to play in, and you can see a video here:                                                                                        Thanks for listening everybody! download here!

Episode 063 - Hedgehog and Sled Dog

We're back after a substantial, unplanned, two and a half week break.  We are rested, sharp and agile.  We sing karaoke, talk about a young criminal, listen to a puffin, and, for a short time, Ryan is ensconced in velvet. You owe it to yourself to listen.  Also, songs of summer!until next time, i don't need a bag - i've got my fuckin pants!download here.

Episode 062 - Field Mouse and Turkey

This week on the show, we're both sick so we have our first virtual show, hosting from 2.4 kilometres apart. Things get a bit rickety along the way, but we think it's listenable for the most part. We're a snail and a king crab, so obviously we enjoy ourselves quite a bit.Ian adds another sunny song to the summer mix this week, and we talk about vuvuzelas, because that's what everyone is talking about! Ryan provides us with many internetphenomenons in this show, and the appropriate images are all posted below.

Episode 061 - Snail and King Crab!!

We're on a safari! We get huge applause from our fans in Africa when we emerge from behind a fancy curtain and it's a non-stop thrill ride from there on out. We talk about a few serious things like the BP oil debacle and the jerks who made the Hurt Locker. We also bring you a new jerk of the week and a good ol' image of the week, for good measure.Your pal and ours, Louie E, really delivered this week with three great songs for our summer mix. If you still wanna get a song on there, you have two weeks to do so! Hop to it!download link!

Episode 060 - Tiger and Lion

This week we're the Montauk monster and Sam, the world's ugliest dog. We chat about a lady who trusts her Google maps far too much, Canada's version of the DMCA, and discount superstore Winners! Two new additions to the TGBA summer mixtape this week with Said The Whale and Club 8. Summer! Ryan also tells us a touching story about how he learned what is really important to him and the truth will shock you! Such suspense! Also, here are the youtube videos that we received via Cathy and her Double Dragon style dual-coded emails!Kittens Inspired by KittensandCat Attacks Dog on RoombaUntil next time, folks - oh my gosh! what a bumpy ride!download link.

Episode 059 - Montauk and Sam!

It's a loosey-goosey, fun in the sun kind of episode and we're a dragon and a weasel.  We don't really talk about anything.  It's just 45 minutes of silence.Enjoy!Don't forget to send in your choice for TGBA's SONG OF TEH SUMMER!download!

Episode 058 - Dragon and Weasel

This week we record in the kitchen because we're a goat and a walrus. We bring another exciting installment of "What'd you spot, spotter?" and a review of Pulp Fiction, which the goat just recently watched for the first time. Our pal Louie_E submitted his choice for the TGBA SONG OF SUMMER and it's great. The whole thing is going so well we're thinking we should just make a summer mixtape for you all. If anyone wants to design an album cover for it, we're interested!Would you believe that I am uploading the show right now while sitting in a park? There are little white and yellow flowers all over, the sky is totally blue, and the temperature is 18 degrees celcius or 64 fahrenheit. AND I'm uploading it at a higher speed than I get at home. It's pretty much the best.By the way, we are really hopeful that you will email us CONFIDENTIALLY at our NEW individual email addresses. Perhaps some sort of puzzle which can only be completed by reading our separate halves together on the show. MYSTIC. You can email us CONFIDENTIALLY by sending to IAN at TGBA dot CA or RYAN at TGBA dot CA.until next time, here's Philip the Shed:DOWNLOAD NOW!

Episode 057 - Goat and Walrus

Two guys become animals and chat about current events.

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