The Moms host a young, candid and wise mom to talk about guilt, shit management, graduated asses, and prison threats.   #drama #wit #prison #fiber #guilt #stayalive #wipeyourass #jugglefire #somekidsflush

Two Moms + a Mic

Two Midlife Moms and a New Mom

The Moms have a new appreciation for open schools, driving privileges, charcuterie boards, and all the fuckery life brings. #gotoschool #wtf #driveyourself #carwreck #nobiggie #dontcrash #stopcrashing #charcuterie #sharkplates #fancylazy #egged #cheesed

E48: Back To School, Charcuterie Boards and Random F*#kery

The moms share their bizarre Karen experiences and explore the phenomenon of kids who don’t flush.Turns out, Briggs is an expert plunger, and Dodson still runs her potty mouth.#wtfkaren #wtf #karensucks #karendoesntflush #dontpokebriggs #briggsbear #karenculture #shitwater #mellowyellow #browndown #pottymouth #plunge THANK YOU to our wonderful sponsors for this episode:Formulate Hair Care: www.formulate.coUsual Wines: usualwines.com Check them out!!

Can't You Flush?

The moms host an ultra version of themselves and gain all kinds of perspective. #sweetsixteen#humble#ultramarathons#femaleforrestgump#creepers#fakebaby#gemmist#usualwines Thank you to our wonderful sponsors for this episode: Gemmist Hair Care: gemmist.comUsual Wines: usualwines.com

Two Average Moms and an Ultra Mom

The moms host an ultra version of themselves and gain all kinds of perspective. #sweetsixteen#humble#ultramarathons#femaleforrestgump#creepers#fakebaby#gemmist#usualwines

With conflicted hearts, we bring back one of our most vulnerable and poignant episodes. The Darkness Episode. Life is short, and memories are rich. Dedicated to our dear friend, Kimberley Sandford. #darknessisreal #fuckcancer #apintforkim #tomcruiseisadouche #podcasts #realtalk #tabootopics #formulate #gemmist #usualwines

E44: The Darkness Show

Briggs and Dodson both literally fall down, but optimism and wit are high when it comes to their teens driving automobiles. After all, bikes and roller skates only get you so far and Uber rides are clearly confusing. #fallandrise#brakeforgeese#dontbrakeforsquirrels#nospeeding#getajob#coexist We want to give a big SHOUT OUT to our wonderful sponsors for this episode: FORMULATEAre you tired of the guess-and-test method when it comes to hair care? Formulate is the world's first personalized hair care formulation chemistry service! Head on over to www.formulate.co/podcast and complete the brief hair questionnaire and use promo code: TWOMOMS at checkout. Order today and you will get a second order FREE! SMILEBRILLIANTDo you grind your teeth in your sleep?● If so you're among 40 million other Americans who do. Whether it’s stress, anxiety, or an abnormal bite, chronic teeth grinding will lead to: worn enamel, tooth decay, sleeplessness, and expensive dental procedures.● The #1 teeth grinding prevention recommended by dentists is the custom-fitted night guard. However, it's costly with the average dentist charging $200-$300 per guard and you will grind through several per year.● Using Smile Brilliant's lab-direct process you can get the same custom-fitted night guards for as little as $45 per guard.● Additionally, Smile Brilliant has custom-fitted teeth whitening trays and the cariPRO electric toothbrush.● Head over to www.smilebrilliant.com and use TWOMOMS at checkout for 30% off! GEMMISTRecently, the Two Moms have had the opportunity to try out Gemmist hair care products and we've been so happy with these amazing products! We've been told that our hair "smells amazing" and I absolutely LOVE that I can easily pull a comb through my wet hair after using Gemmist conditioner! GIVE IT A TRY!Right now our listeners can try Gemmist and get 20% off a shampoo and conditioner subscription! Just visit https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102 to get your personalized recommendation and enter TWOMOMS20 at checkout for 20% off and FREE 2-day shipping!

E43: TEENS AND WHEELS

The Moms tackle the taboo subject of puberty with an overdose of honesty. #teensreek #moonparty #onionsmell #tampons #podcorn #gemmist Thank you to our amazing sponsors for this episode: Reel Paper is a paper product brand that makes tree-free products made from 100% bamboo. They use all plastic-free, biodegradeable materials and provide FREE home delivery! With each toilet paper roll you buy, you give back to those in need of clean toilets around the world. Use our special promo code, TWOMOMS to receive 25% off your 1st subscription order at www.reelpaper.com Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS20. Click the link and it will auto-apply your discount!   https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS20&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102

E42: Puberty: Smells Like Onions, Neglect, and Dirty Socks (Replay)

Is it a compliment, or an insult to be called a MILF? Hell if we know. All we know is that we are amazingly expert at embarrassing our teens. We'd like to thank our wonderful sponsors for this episode, Reel Paper and Smile Brilliant! #milf#momsinrobes#areyoualive#notfrumpy#blondes#notcool#embarrassingmoms#reelpaper#smilebrilliant  

E41: Embarrass(ed)(ing) MILF's

Briggs and Dodson talk about how they manage the teen birthdays in their families...even when they are much too cool to celebrate.   We'd like to thank our sponsors for this episode, Podcorn and Reel Paper! Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Reel Paper is a paper product brand that makes tree-free products made from 100% bamboo. They use all plastic-free, biodegradeable materials and provide FREE home delivery! With each toilet paper roll you buy, you give back to those in need of clean toilets around the world. Use our special promo code, TWOMOMS to receive 25% off your 1st subscription order at www.reelpaper.com #teenbirthdays#forcedfamilyfun#sweetsixteen#showup#vanhalenorvanhagar#trammellcrowcameltoe#chuckecheeseisgross  

E40: Teenage Birthdays

The moms sit down with rock legend, Jim Peterik to talk about parenting, music lyrics, and what it was like for him to become a dad while living rock stardom life.   #survivor #goldenchild #eyeofthetiger #welovejim#podcorn #gemmist Thank you to our amazing sponsors for this episode: Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS. Click the link and it will auto-apply your discount!  https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102  

Two Moms and a Rock Star

The Moms tackle the taboo subject of puberty with an overdose of honesty. #teensreek #moonparty #onionsmell #tampons #podcorn #gemmist Thank you to our amazing sponsors for this episode: Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS. Click the link and it will auto-apply your discount!  https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102  

E38: Puberty: Smells Like Onions, Neglect, and Dirty Socks

The Two Moms let loose on how the school shut downs, E-Learning and cancellation of extra-curricular activities have affected the mental health of their multiple teenagers over this past year. #zoomanddoom#screensalldaylong#mentalhealthisasimportantasphysicalhealth#honorthebrain#beinnovative#teensincrisis#dipoutofclass#homeschooling#whatthehellisanime#whatthehellissus#briggsstopsayingyouknow#podcorn#gemmist We would like to thank our amazing sponsors for this episode, Podcorn and Gemmist! www.podcorn.comwww.gemmist.com  Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS. Cheers!!!

E37: Teen Mental Health Crisis

Dodson is a potty mouth and her kids are too. Briggs says "no swearing" but she doesn't really mean it. #bitchinandbourbon #dumptruck #dumbfuck #wearmasks #kidsdontknowshit #dodsonwoowoofreak #joineby #empoweredbyyou #seamless #swansonhealth#swansonvitamins We'd like to thank our amazing sponsors for this episode, EBY Seamless Panties and Swanson Health! Eby is an incredible seamless underwear membership, started by actress Sofia Vergara. Joining Eby will not only provide you with comfortable undies and your underwear drawer fresh, but also empowers women out of poverty and into business through a microfinance program. They are Panties with a Purpose! Check out their website: www.joineby.com, Instagram: @joineby, and Facebook: EBY Use our special promo code: MOMS20 for 20% off your first purchase! Check out Swanson Health at www.swansonvitamins.com for discount vitamins & supplements, natural health products and organic foods. Instagram: @swansonvitamins and Facebook: Swanson Health Use our special promo code: TWOMOMS20 for 20% off your purchase!

E36: Kids That F#@KING Swear (Replay)

If Dodson's girls were not in Zoom School, she would not find dripping yogurt on the stairs during the day, and Briggs would not witness a 16 year old boy mooning a high school teacher on a Zoom class. We agree that Zoom School has become a collective nightmare. .#zoomschool #wtf #donotmoonyourteachers #pickupthedogpoop #flushthetoilet #findyourwins #swansonhealth #eby #ebyseamlesspanties #himalayabotanique #himalayabotaniquetoothpaste We would like to thank our amazing sponsors for Episode 35: Swanson Health (swansonvitamins.com), EBY Seamless Panties (joineby.com) and Himalaya Botanique Toothpaste (amazon.com). EBY Promo Code: MOMS20 for 20% off!HIMALAYA TOOTHPASTE Promo Code: TWOMOMS20 for 20% off!SWANSON HEALTH Promo Code: TWOMOMS20 for 20% off!

E35.STILL in Zoom School

Are you in the terrifying season of raising teenagers? We are two suburban moms navigating stages of midlife, while parenting 8 children. Focusing on raising teenagers, our style is unscripted, real, sometimes hilarious banter about our personal experiences. We strive to create a community for parents who feel they are alone on Teenager Island. We share our joyful chaos and never-ending epic fails on raising teens in today&#39;s society with a bit of humor and lessons learned.

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