Thomas dies from laughing too hard at himself, reveals he knows how to determine which print run your book is from, and is generally bad at remembering things. Cora, as usual, is completely on top of things. We are also interrupted by gerbils.

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4.3 - There's non-Thunderclan Protagonists This Time!

Welcome back kitty-cats to a special holiday episode of Twolegs Talk Warriors! (lol not really) In this episode we discuss sibling rivalries, the effect of roadtrips on relationships, and whether or not cats can get MRSA from staying at the hospital for too long (yes they totally can I will fight you Cora). Also, Firestar is dumb again, Lionblaze fights a tree, and Thomas is convinced to start using the Sandstorm bit again! We'll see you again in the new year!

4.2 - The Trouble With Ivypaw

Well guys, we finally made it. The first Warrior Cats book that actually has a plot, sets up a multiple book/arc storyline, and still manages to introduce beavers as "brown furry animals." This book truly does it all. In other news, Dovepaw has ruined our foreshadowing segment, Thomas read ahead this week, and we managed to keep our recording to under 2 hours! Prizes for everyone!  

4.1 - Warrior Cats Y2K or something

We CANNOT overestimate how much of this book was page filler you guys. It's ridiculous. Sorry we're a bit late on this one! Blame Thomas! We should be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week! We also forgot to do our socials, so as always, feel free to reach out to us at @tltwpodcast or tltwpodcast@gmail.com!

3.6 - Civil Twilight

Well folks, we may not be funny, but at least we're consistent now! Tune in this week for a discussion of cat metaphysics, several missed segment opportunities, and your hosts glossing over several batshit crazy things in a row (another firestar death, time travel, etc.). Clearly we've been at this for far too long and have lost all sense of normalcy.

3.5 - Watch Out For All The Burning Lions

As previously established, we're terrible at comedy, so CLEARLY we couldn't pass up the obvious joke for this one.  Surprisingly, we liked it! Still not sure what Hollypaw's superpower is supposed to be though; having morals isn't exactly an exciting power. Tune in next episode for even more confusion!

3.4 - Twilight, But Everyone's a Cat

 That's right folks, Spottedleaf's not even in this one and Thomas's horrific Mickey/Goofy impression makes an appearance anyway! Despite this, Cora manages to make it through the entire episode without strangling him, and they even get in a brief discussion of the actual book. Look out for 2 new segments, and a guest appearance by the gerbils.     Links mentioned in this episode: According to Warriors Wiki Gerbil Thumping

3.3 - For The Love Of God, Please No More Roadtrips

Sorry for the background noise this week! We had a Kenmore single room window unit air conditioner running in the background so we wouldn't die of heat stroke. Our intrepid protagonists get up to their usual antics this week, including spelunking, stick diving, and betraying the trust of your friends and family in order to see that one girl you like who lives across town. Jaypaw's still blind, Hollypaw is still a nosy busybody, and Lionpaw is being haunted by the ghosts of his evil grandfather and nephew. No way this can turn south! Will our heroes make it out alive??? Find out this week on... Twolegs Talk Warriors!  

3.2 - Lionpaw, Jaypaw, and Hollypaw and the Chamber of Secrets

We still had one of these kicking around in the vault, so enjoy during this off week! We will likely be continuing with our every 2 week schedule for regular releases going forward (literally 0 promises though).

Oops, All Outtakes #5

Welcome back kitty cats! The long summer of our discontent is over and Cora and I have time in our lives again! Also I mostly got over the minor AD/HD brain that wasn't letting me finish this edit. Hopefully this will be the start of Season 2 (an executive decision I'm making as I'm writing this description) and you'll have significantly more cat-related sarcasm in your lives this fall. Enjoy the show!

3.1 - Firestar Redux: Everything That Was Old Is New Again

We're still around, I promise! There's going to be a new full length episode coming out next week! See you then kitty-cats!

Oops, All Outtakes #4

Woo boy folks. This was a rough one. We've got not one, but TWO musical references for you this week, discussion of just how bad the names really are, answers to what YOU should do if you find a 10 year old child with a broken arm in a ravine, and the most thrilling will they/won't they love story since Leafpool and Crowfeather. ....and the absolute WILDEST ENDING that Erin Hunter has ever written. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride.Also, lucky for you, we finally talk about what our new release schedule is going to be like! 

SE.2 - Skyclan's Destiny; or, Leafstar Deals With the Geo-political Issues of Suburban English Cats

We are tentatively scheduled to do our next record next weekend, so look forward to the next full episode a week from today! It's another Super Edition and boy howdy was it a doozy. Have a good weekend kitty cats!

Oops, All Outtakes #3

We're back with another short blooper reel for you this week!

Oops, All Outtakes #2

We're back kitty cats! To tide you over until our next full episode, there will be a couple different outtake episodes for the next 2-3 weeks! Have fun!

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