Seth and Taylor sit down with Uninformed Opinion intern/producer, Austin “Stin” Dunlap, to rehash Stin’s favorite moments from Season 1. He compiles a list of his favorite quotes from Season 1, and then Seth and Taylor recreate these moments with some improviser pals. We’re confident that it’s pretty accurate. “This was never going to work well.” Starring: MC - Sami Lane; Improvisers - Emma Lambiase, Riley Noonan, Kristopher Wente Live Audio - Intern Hans Live from Simon’s Sex Dungeon (11.13.19) Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

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LIVE SPECIAL: Season 1 Wrap-up

We knock this one out of the park dunking on our favorite sports statistics. Then WXNA’s Drew Wilson comes on to talk the nerdy side of sports, measuring sports with lasers, and the power of community in sports. #cantruboffonghosts #fullminecraft #marilynmansonmyself #deuceyourselfsomedamage #jordanfistman #whitejesuscantjump #getthosegeese #woomebaseballdaddy Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Sports Analytics with Drew Wilson

Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Chris Hauser, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: Google settles once and for all what the best James Bond film is, plans to colonize the Moon get sticky, we compare our favorite albums of 2019. #escapingmrcraig #preexcitement #dontbelieveyourboyfriend #spiderbiscuit #bringthemoonbacktoearth #drakeuptheleaves #georgeraperapemartin  Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Uninformed Update - 11.20.19 (feat. Chris Hauser)

We meditate on the basic tenets of Buddhism and the surprising history of the Buddha. Then former Buddhist monk, Court Donner, comes on to talk Buddhism, suffering, and his monastic experience. #outonanappendage #anyonebutbuddha #davebuddhista #buddhistabelly #realhousewivesofbuddha #woodsislife Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Buddhism with Court Donner

We sit down with a true expert in his field, professional 7-year-old Micah, to talk about anthropomorphized colors, aging gracefully, sharing your friends, and a day in the life of a 7-year-old. THIS EPISODE IS FAMILY FRIENDLY. #darkblueday #notagemini #laydownandfighther #skurn #lookingprettybounty Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

SPECIAL: Being A 7-Year-Old with Micah

We abstain from ignorance and chastely chase down all the facts you need about purity culture. Then musical/visual/fashion artist and host of Impurity, Sami Lane, comes on to talk sex (mis)education, reclaiming and exploring your sexuality, and their new podcast Impurity! #knowledgesandwiches #eastcoastmilkmaid #madmilkman #purrityring #chastityyogurt #boinkers #yachtze #wigglingthelordsweiner Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Purity Culture with Sami Lane

Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Collin Pierce, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: an astronomical love affair that could prove disastrous for Earth, powerful news for your gut health, stealthy new strategies to win the oldest game of all, teenage tricks for hiding vaping revealed. #mormondrones #orickman #downstairssalmonella #christlist #yourejustapileofclothes #craveablecottoncandywatervapor Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Uninformed Update - 10.2.19 (feat. Collin Pierce)

We magically make known the secrets of Patreon. Then musical artist, Austin James AKA the Slow Drag, comes on to talk his musical journey and engaging directly with your fans. #angelsanddevins #milkguy #mydownstairslibrary #psychicleech #milkdaddy #youcanbetheslowdragtoo #awstome Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Being An Artist On Patreon with the Slow Drag

Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Jackson Thrive, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: Netflix finds serious competition from a surprising source, a shocking revelation regarding Winston Churchill’s origins, everyone loves nougat - but at what price?, an insider look at Roger Federer’s tennis obsession. #suckitashton #pimplemyface #bootyjuice53 #commodetion #thebrowntruth #nougatwonderland #federererocher #cantscoopsoup Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Uninformed Update - 9.18.19 (feat. Jackson Thrive)

We furiously fantasize about furry culture. Then sociologist, bassist, and beekeeper, Becky Conway, comes on to talk furries, identity, and some good ol’ love and acceptance. #motherfuckling #ghostroi #rayjackney Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Furries with Becky Conway

Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Abby Rosenberg, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: which home improvement store will best prepare you for Hurricane Dorian, a surprisingly boring real life origin story for a beloved DC villain, the baby craze in the synthesized meat industry, Vatican secrets revealed. #shovelyourmeatytruths #hardtobehere #hughsnotyourdaddy #babybranzino #impossibaby #bonecement #turntheotherbeak Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Uninformed Update - 9.4.19 (feat. Abby Rosenberg)

We rehash our own personal run-ins with cults. Then singer and guitarist for Village Geniuses, Jonni Greth, comes on to talk cults and get into his own religious experiences. #rodstewartpregnancycast #hardcondition #benadrill #habitatforhorsemanity #rockpowerbottom #fascinazing #viscouscycle Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Cults with Jonni Greth

Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Emma Lambiase, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Also, Intern Hans might have been there. We don’t remember. Featuring: our favorite VR games of the summer and guest astrology expert, Starling Big Astro, unpacks your horoscopes on a hot new segment called Uninformed Horoscopes. #ehsimon #wowimsotiny #quititkyle #supermariobrosinchrist #hititandquititkyle #starlingbigastro #taurusclench #heypisces Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Uninformed Update - 8.21.19 (feat. Emma Lambiase, Intern Hans)

We whet your whistle with a wealth of whiskey wisdom. Then whiskey expert, bartender extraordinaire, and fellow podcaster, Kala Ellis, comes on to talk history, different types, and how to properly taste whiskey. #trianglewithlegs #roadbehind #jeffreydahmerandcoke #undergroundturtlepeople #nocrannies #wakemeupinsides Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Whiskey with Kala Ellis

Seth, Taylor, and special guest expert, digital farmer Chucky Bumpers, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: farmers pivot their efforts from the cornfields to the internet, a shocking reason not to save for retirement, just one more reason not to flush meth down your toilet, space tourism gets a makeover. #youchewbed #bitcorn #downstairsroyals #morningfop #bloodaldrin Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Uninformed Update - 7.29.19 (feat. Riley Noonan)

While other bougie shows rely on boring "facts" and "research," Seth and Taylor rely on nothing but their God-given American intuition. They break down a topic with absolutely NO research or even a little common sense, then bring a guest expert on to correct them and drop some real knowledge.

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