Hello friends, fiends, four-legged friends!!!  We have an excellent episode for you!!  Sound quality issues are much improved, and dispite the title, our podcast is not dead, even after this, our thirteenth episode.  Thanks for sticking with us this far!!  **Transcript coming**

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14: Episdoe 13 - The Podcast Killer

Hello friends, fiends, and dentist fans everywhere!!!  We're so happy to have you with us again.  Special thanks to our international guests Liam and Daniel for traveling across ocean and highway to be a part of this little show.  The topic is crime at college!!  We hope you play this for your soon-to-be grad on their way to higher ed.  Fall asleep with us in your ears.  **Transcript coming**

13: Episode 12 - He's Right Outside. He's Going to Eat Your Face

Hello friends and fiends alike!!  We present for your nibbling pleasure, a bit of poisoned pork to sink your fangs into.  Sorry it's a bit delayed, that just means your pork is well done.  Feed it to your dentist.  **Transcript coming**

12: Episode 11 Poisoned Pork

[Martha from Michigan: The Punk Band transcript](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R-N6HUelczOs9IYxiZUE5gCSa4C0BUgMPwlix-xVoHA/edit?usp=sharing) Hello Untrue Crime Fans! We are SUPER sorry to have this out so late. Really, we are. But, nothing is real and nothing matters, SO. Enjoy this episode dedicated to all things carnie! Do you like the fair and the carnival? We don't, but we hope you like this episode featuring Kelsey's friend Monique, AKA "Mo"! Come get murdered on the Midway (jk). As always, get in touch with us! Send us a message at untruecrimepodcast@gmail.com. Let us know where you're listening from and what you want to hear more about! We love hearing from you. Check us out on Twitter and Instagram, as well @untruecrimepod or [linktr.ee/untruecrimepod](linktr.ee/untruecrimepod) -Kelsey & Josh

11: Martha from Michigan: The Punk Band

[Transcript](http://bit.ly/2RPo3ES) Hey friends! Thanks for listening. The "stench of youth" is pretty strong, and this episode guarantees that. We have a great guest, our friend Colin. He may or may not transcribe for Pornhub. We also put Rev.com to the test - and they meet the challenge. This was our holiday episode - we're sorry we fucked up and it came out late, but really. We have lives.  Enjoy, babes. -Josh & Kelsey

10: The Stench of Youth

**[Access the transcript](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mCG32XQKmtePY-MsIe5eAKqxLPzUuf3VDY286Z4n5CA/edit?usp=sharing) in Google Drive.** Hi friends and neighbors! For this episode, we have a pair of lovely stories about cute, furry animals you can really sink your fangs into. Thanks to our guest, Emma. Play this for your dentist. We love you. Please like, rate, and share! Get in contact with us below. linktr.ee/untruecrimepod untruecrimepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @untruecrimepod Twitter: @untruecrimepod

9: PETA Bread

[Access the Transcript in Google Drive](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cDnefkBurpTN5uREW4iDWEztKzKZo5iSJwt-t7dAULU/edit?usp=sharing). Hello listeners! We apologize this is a day late. We've been fighting off a curse that came in with the last full moon and won't seem to leave us be. This episode was super fun to record, even though it left us searching high and low for toads and broomsticks. Thanks to our guests, Steve & Dee Dee. We hope you listen, rate us, and review. Visit linktr.ee/untruecrimepod for more info!

7: Malignant Energy

Hi all!! We have another wonderful slice, pardon the pun which is very much intended, of podcast murdery goodness for you featuring our very dear friend Ann Marie. This time it's #creepykids or #crazykids! The little tikes that like to kill!! We hope you have as much fun listening as we do making this!! Get in touch through twitter, or our email! Does our guest win the creepiest flea market find you've ever seen? Maybe. Who knows. You'll have to listen and follow us on social media to find out ([Instagram](www.instagram.com/untruecrimepod) and [Twitter](www.twitter.com/untruecrimepod) @untruecrimepod or email us at untruecrimepodcast@gmail.com). Don't forget to listen, rate, and share! We are trying to start the Untrue Crime cult, people. Get on board. **Transcript coming soon.**

8: Sex, Candles, and Dumb Kids With Butts

Check out the [Episode 5 transcript](https://drive.google.com/open?id=1iehahcOnn71ucSgd9fi4LcxCyYsaEkIAvZo7OqNR0EY) (http://bit.ly/2JDI6zm). Thank you so much, wonderful listeners. Episode 5 features Krystal Rose and Tom Ferriter (back again - this guy just can't get enough) talking with Josh and Kelsey about cults! Which one is true and which one is untrue? Take a listen, make a guess, share it with a friend, rate, and eat some candy. Don't eat a baby. Happy Halloween, you freaks.

7: Don't Eat a Baby Actually

Hello friends! Episode 4 has dropped - "Down with the Patriarchy" featuring Ellie, our guest from Portland, Maine. She's got jokes, she's got a sort of accent. We've got fun. Check out all of our podcast locations: [linktr.ee/untruecrimepod](linktr.ee/untruecrimepod) Please listen, rate, and share! :) Check us out on [Twitter](www.twitter.com/untruecrimepod) and [Instagram](www.instagram.com/untruecrimepod). Send us an email at [untruecrimepodcast@gmail.com](untruecrimepodcast@gmail.com) - we'd love to hear from you! Transcription at [http://bit.ly/2EyVOoB](http://bit.ly/2EyVOoB)

6: Down With the Patriarchy

This episode is unique. It focuses on a TRUE crime of murder, but with a twist. Two confessions are given. The guest, Andrea, has to decide which is the true and which is the untrue confession. Real audio of each confession is provided, adding a little bit of a unique play on our usual episode. Find the transcript at http://bit.ly/2OnfDng. If you enjoy the show, please like and rate on iTunes! Also, tell a friend! ;) To find all of our info, check out linktr.ee/untruecrimepod If you have questions, thoughts, comments - find us on Twitter and Instagram @untruecrimepod or send us an email at untruecrimepodcast@gmail.com Until next time... Josh & Kelsey

5: Fun With Rocks

Welcome to episode 2, #TrashHumans.  Thanks so much for listening.  Please rate us, and share with your friends, kid's dentist, or pet rock.  **A  is available for this #accessiblepod.**

4: #TrashHumans

Welcome to the first episode of Untrue Crime.  We're so glad you stopped by.  Please retweat if you like us, and be sure to rock your kids to sleep to our voices and play us loud and proud for your dentist.  **A  [transcript](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UANwDksVp5SPn93oKC8TL1-irym5O7Nip_4St32Ts7w/edit?usp=sharing) is available.**   Feel free to [email us](untruecrimepod@gmail.com)with comments and questions.

3: Lemon Benders

Get ready!! Tuesday September 4th is when Untrue Crime drops!  **[Transcript](https://docs.google.com/document/d/17rwWpa8iYxzfn2ZCpNoXdGpu5ng-30twrWF-v8FActU/edit?usp=sharing) available.**

2: Untrue Crime Promo 2

Coming September 4th. **[Transcript available](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X7JcDDN_KKv35xEKqVNdzrSHYfbgN50QZ6OvHmI8YgI/edit?usp=sharing) (http://bit.ly/2MJuqHV)**

1: Untrue Crime Promo 1

Untrue Crime is a podcast meant to entertain you, keep you laughing and guessing until the last possible moment. One guest, two crimes; which is true and which is untrue? Laugh along with your hosts and each guest as they try to guess correctly. Episodes are released bi-weekly. This podcast is accessible, with a link to the transcript for each episode provided in the show notes. *Special thanks to Tom Ferriter for working with Josh on the intro/outro music, as well as to Liam Kelly for attempting some artwork.

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